The number of people losing their jobs and platforms over this clown — from high profile journalists to employees of fucking Madewell — is all the proof anyone should need that fascism is here.

Maybe ICE can hire some graphic designers to fix this absolute shitpile of a recruiting website!

There is a man on Love is Blind UK whose job is “retired pub landlord.” Retired pub landlord. Man…have some self respect and just say you’re an entrepreneur or something…

Committed to #1000wordsofsummer and just completed day 4. I'm so used to eking out time to write in little corners here and there, and it feels so damn good to have it be a real, full, dedicated part of my daily life.

On episode 5 of Dept Q and I am thoroughly enjoying it so far — but I am so distracted by the therapist’s constant ethics violations!

In case you ladies needed another reason to stay hydrated this summer: a full HydroFlask doubles as a great bludgeoning weapon! 💖

I was at a museum the other day, and kept bumping into a guard who said patrons "needed to watch a video from our sponsors as Hello Fresh" before entering certain rooms.

People act like learning object counters (枚、台、匹) is the final frontier of Japanese mastery, but I think I will only feel worthy once I read something like 平成16 and know when it is without thinking.

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... Big dreams, loves love, loves cheese.

It is weird when people are like “but that public figure who has wielded enormous power over the lives of hundreds of millions is just an every day person like you and me”

I somehow ended up watching American Idol for the first time in, oh, 15 years. Jesus has been mentioned no less than 87 times, and there was just a commercial for “tariff-free Ford F-150s.”

Watching the Celtics game and my partner said that Tom Thibodeau (the Knicks coach) looks like a Soviet villain in an 80’s action movie 😂

Getting my 駅弁 at South Station! So many flavors of Gatorade to choose from!

Apothecary Diaries is so good. That’s all.

Welp. Everyone enjoy today's sunshine while you can! #Boston

Spotted my first Josh Kraft sign @ West End Johnnie’s. I love when local businesses make it clear to everyone that they don’t pass the nimrod test. #boston

Don’t let them fool you, goths who love the sun exist! 🌞

Just how uptight am I? Well, I sometimes tuck my pajama shirt into my pajama pants.

I can’t believe I doubted myself for spending $15 on peonies. LOOK AT THEM!

Of all the things LinkedIn has recommended me, this may be the goofiest. I’d rather “join 42,367 attorneys starting their day with Zingle!” than this.

I am officially launching my campaign to have everyone stop calling Cape Cod “the Cape” and start calling it “the Cod.”

Gorgeous weekend camping at Nickerson State Park on Cape Cod!

Once upon a time, I wrote for the Daily Mail. The only thing I was ever proud of covering was Grape-Kun the penguin 💖 www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic...

Portrait of a heterochromic cat. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1908.

Horrific doesn't even begin to cover it.

"Happy Birthday" is short, but just long enough to be awkward. We need to figure out a way to cut about two bars, and it would be much more tolerable.

Everything here is yellow and green. Listen to its throat, its earthskin, the bone dry voices of the peepers as they throb like advertisements... "It is a Spring Afternoon" by Anne Sexton Full Poem: famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/anne_s...

They all shake their heads disapprovingly

Poker Face. Lady Gaga, Coachella, 2025. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

You know that feeling when you’re struck by an idea that consumes you until you’re able to create it? That was me today — with Water Bottle Kinsey Scale.

And when the world needed them most…they vanished.

It’s giving Great Depression.

Went for my first ride of the season this morning, and spent a few minutes with John. #bike #boston

The best part of going to the gym? Just sitting there and dissociating between sets.

I low key feel like Elle Woods would have liked anime.

I don’t talk enough about how this is one of the greatest soundtracks in modern film. And I talk about it a lot!

I think I have no parental instinct, and then I’m sitting wishing I could tell the Jeopardy contestants not to lean on the podium.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

💯🎯 #TransDayOfVisibility

I don’t like Alex Dimitrov but I am actually really inspired by his constructed image and self-mythologizing ways. No sarcasm, I could use with a dose of that energy myself.

This one goes out to everyone I've wasted time fighting with on Reddit recently:

Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.

Adolescence should have had one more episode, focused on Katie’s family — or Katie’s friend Jade. I feel like that angle is really missing.

Congratulations to me, who saw the Worst Thing Ever at the thrift store yesterday!

It’s a gray and misty morning, but the smell of the Taza chocolate factory is heavy in the air.

My YouTube algorithm is more finely honed than any blade.

You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time

I have listened to Mayhem no less than 5 times straight through today. It is incredible!!!

Does anyone else remember when Lady Gaga revealed that Marina Abramović helped her stop being addicted to weed or is that just me?

I have been so unbearably anxious this week and I feel like everyone else around me is, too.