God I wish someone would pick me up and stuff me in a self cleaning hosesuit and permanently seal it for all of eternity

Imagine heading into a dragons lair in order to gain honor and save the princess, only to end up as that princess, thickly padded with a cute pink dress and in dire need of a change

Happy Easter everyone! Make sure to fill your baskets and your pamps even more! I found this book the other day and found it funny

Um guys… this bouncer is very mmgph tight @w@

Can someone please help me? I really hafta go…

me be like