Hear me out: An action comedy where assassins hired by Trump, the Clintons, the CIA, and Israel all show up the same night to off Epstein. Shenanigans ensue.

I’ve got a new story published in Night Shades Magazine! 😁 www.nightshadesmag.com/the-well/

I am “I had a pog collection” years old.

That was a satisfying writing session. Gonna break with a book, a visit to Grandpa, some grub, and then get back to the writing desk. #writinglife

Another four-hour night of sleep. I got up to a dark house at 4:30 – worked on a poem, updated my author website, and composed a reply to someone interested in the local writers group I run. I’m a bit tired, but it’s a good life. #writers

Tell me you’re functionally illiterate without telling me you’re functionally illiterate.

My copy of Thomas Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket came in today!

The safety officer at my local high school had to break up a fight between the Antifa recruiters and the Army recruiters. SMH 😒

-First four short stories all published 2010 -First novella published 2016 -First creative nonfiction published 2016 -First poem published in 2017 -First essay published 2017 -First short story collection published 2025 -First play produced (soon!) 2025 #writers What are some of your firsts?

Things I like: writing Things I don’t like: being too tired to write.

#Readers, never have I ever 1. Read a Kindle Book 2. Won first in a poetry slam 3. Read Allen Ginsberg with friends sober Two truths and lie. Guess my lie in the comments! 😝

Saying “No shade, but” to the flannel-clad trucker casually leaning on the counter at my workplace before dismantling his entire anti-woke ideology just for giggles.

Autumn vibes are coming! ☕️🍁 #Readers, check out my fall season fiction published in 3:AM Magazine www.3ammagazine.com/3am/irony/

99 pages, 30 thousand words. No, it’s not a book—it’s just one chapter of 13. My WIP might end up an epic wrist-breaker. #writing

The dramatic monologue I wrote Thursday night will be produced by one of my local theaters! 🎭 It’s going to be so fun to see how the actor interprets his lines! #theater

Whiskey and reading because I’m too worn out with cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing all day to clean up my kid’s mess. We’ll make a game of it tomorrow. Here’s to stay-at-home dad life. 🥃 Cheers!

If the rapture is really happening then, Biblically, that means the antichrist is in power. And those who follow the the deceiver aren’t real people of God. So, yeah, the Venn Diagram of Christians following Trump and Christians raptured would be two, non-overlapping circles.

Where’d all my Unitarian Universalist friends go? It’s like they all up and vanished today for some reason.

I interneted too hard today. It’s past 10 and I’ve only read for maybe an hour today. 😕 #books

You ever get so exited about writing that it’s nearly impossible to stay sitting down at the writing desk? #writers

When I was a kid the future was flying cars and alien contact. Living in the future is putting “No AI writing ever” in my author bio. 🫤 #writers

I eat books for breakfast. 📕 🥄 Seriously though, I sometimes do intermittent fasting and read through the hunger. — #books

After hunting for buried treasure for the better part of an hour, I was allowed to discontinue use of my pirate voice to read the toddler her three bedtime books. 🏴‍☠️ 📚 #parenting

I love when scammers message me with “Hey fellow KDP author! What’s the hardest part of publishing for you?” And I reply, “What’s a KDP author? Is that a book genre?” #writingcommunity

It’s okay to transition from lyrical philosophy to slapstick within the same sentence, right? 😅 #amwriting

Can anyone tell me where Fall weather exists 365? 🍂📖☕️

I’m on a book buying ban. I can ONLY buy books on my reading list, my wish list, books I’ve screen captured on my phone, books from any indie bookstores I’ve never visited, or any books with a cool cover. Other than that NO MORE BOOKS FOR ME. #books

Another acceptance letter in the inbox! I think it’s gonna be a good day! 😸 #writers

I spent my evening writing a new intro to my novel. It just sort of came to me. Basically an expansion of my epigraph. Damn, I’m happy with this new beginning.

It’s writing time! I’m attacking the novella today. What are you writing? #amwriting

I need to follow more readers and writers who are into dark, poetic writing, who love books that are absurd and funny, dense and experimental. Where are my people at? #books

Saw this conversation on threads and had to turn it into a meme.

Why do so many writers want the book to just be “done.” Isn’t writing it the fun part? It is for me. #writingcommunity

I’ve been notified that a poem of mine has been accepted into an anthology. 🥳 #writingcommunity

I only just realized it’s comic con and NOT commie con. It seems maybe the ending -c in comic is dropped due to the double /k/ sound, making it pronounced /ˈkɑmɪ/ /kɑːn/. 🤦‍♂️ #comiccon

Tell me you’re a #writer without telling me you’re a writer. My tell⬇️ Wife: I thought you’d realize this isn’t something you can do for a living? Our therapist: So time is up but, um, could you sign my copy? Me: Sure!

Tick tock. Fewer than 100 copies left! shorturl.at/bjbwT

What writers conferences do you recommend? #writers

I couldn’t help myself, I had to start another book. Apparently I can’t go more than a day or two without a hit of fiction. So today I’ve started reading The Death of Virgil by Hermann Broch, translated by Jean Starr Untermeyer, and OMG I’m loving it! #books

Oh no, I have a headache. Guess I can’t write! . . . said no serious writer ever. #writingcommunity

Even this Radioactive Bigfoot loves my new book! So you will too! Get a copy here➡️ shorturl.at/bjbwT #books

-I want to be a pilot but don’t want to fly a plane. -I want to be a gymnast but don’t want to do flips! -I want to be a chef but don’t want to actually cook my own food. -I want to be a gardener but don’t want to get my hands in the dirt. AI “writers, “artists,” and “musicians” are a joke. 😑

Tonight I’ll be working on my theological horror novella. While driving back from work last night my brain finally gave me a way to expand it probably by another 20,000 words! #writers

Beautiful and brutal movie. I highly recommend. It’s on the Criterion Channel right now.

I’m adjusting to writing evenings instead of mornings this week now that the wife is back at work. 🫩☕️Wish me luck!

A disgusting display of this regime’s fascist bent.

Submitted some poems to a magazine. Wish me luck!

Writers, share a picture of your books! authorgreene.com/publications... #writingcommunity

Hi, Google, I’m just checking in to see if I know my own language. What’s the definition of [insert word you’ve known since you were seven]. #writingcommunity