Ai wud liek to take dis opportunity to categorically deny rumours that Ai jumped at a plastic bag, got spooked by da noise it made an bolted from da room. Ai am just decide Ai not want to be dere for unrelated reasons. #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats

I think I've got this thing all figured out. I can cause as much mayhem as I want as long as I look cute doing it and also give snuggles.

It's our first Christmas! #CatsOfBluesky

Ai shud also get to eat tasty kitten food. Y only sister get? Humans say it wud maek me fat. But humans hab no room to talk - dey much bigger den ai am! #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky #PurrsDay

Heh heh heh

There are lots of loud birds outside right now. The humans say this means there's a storm coming.

Ai gud big brother. Teach sister how to wrestle. Ai bery gentle, tho - cos she little.

It is I, Princess Ember. I come to you seeking advice on how to properly discipline my human staff. They seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that they are in charge here, and seek to deny me my right to sample any and all dishes being prepared in MY kitchen. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Mine sister hab been in and out of kitten jail all day today. Ai not know how to feel. Ona one hand, Ai get alla scritchies. Ona other, no sister to play wiff. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats

I wasn't going to jump onto the kitchen counter, human, purromise!

Don't think you can distract us with the magic fire, humans! You know what you did... #CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats #BlackCats

Do other cats here hab experience with 'vacation'? Ai just learn dis word. It mean big scary bags and humans all gone. Some other human come to feed us, but it not da same. Why our humans leave us like dis??? Ai do sumthing wrong??? #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Human, I know you feel guilty for not sharing your chocolate with me, but there's no need for you to punish yourself like this!!! All that water is not good for your fur! #Caturday #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

Happy #caturday, innernets! #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Eepy #CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats

We do not mean to alarm you, humans, but there was A Noise outside. #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats

Fireside snuggles #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #CalicoCats #BlackCats

Look at how good we're being, sharing the human so nicely. #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats

I get'chu!

Mine sister hab claimed da cat bed, so I gets da human instead. Dis gud deal, I think!

This is my favourite toy right now. The human loves it - always gets a big reaction.

Peekaboo! #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Look what our humans got for us! #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats

Am snuggle wiff da humans. #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

It's getting cold out now, so we've started cuddling up in front of the fire. #BlackCats #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

You sure shed a lot, human

Ai try to cuddle da sick human, but mine sister do so many shenanigans. I hab a concern.

Lurp! #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

Ai gud big brother. Watch ober sister while she habbing a snoozle. #CalicoCats #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Play with me? #CalicoCats #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Mine sunflower. #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

I have been released, both from kitten jail and the cone of shame and am now able to resume my duties as bathtub lifeguard. #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

Henlo innernets - iz Omen. Da humans told me mine old home was inna news. Lots of nice humans there - ai hope dey hab lots of treats an cuddles. mapleridgenews.com/2025/11/02/t...

Release me, human! Right meow!

Not be fooled - ai still mad at you for keep mine sister locked up. #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

It feels like months since I've been allowed to run and jump. I can hear my brother crying at the door, and it makes me sad, too. But when the humans let him in, he gets scared and runs away! It's like he can't recognize me with this thing on my head. How much longer, humans??? #CatsOfBluesky

#cats 🐾 #Hedgewatch greetings Bluesky fambly and frins 🐾😽💕💕 as you know tomorrow is Halloween!! there are no evil kitty's but there are evil humans...keep your kitty safe🐾❤️

My little work of art… #happycat #cats

Ai want to look ina other room - but this other kitty get in way! Keep copying me, too! How make stop? #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

I don't know what 'spay surgery' means, but I don't like it one bit! Someone come tell the humans to get this thing off my head!!!

Humans - iz outrage!! Release sister!! She crying! How not heer??? Ai not care 'bout weird cone thing on head. Want play!

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Why are you looking at me like that? This is a perfectly comfortable place to sit. #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

Humans, I dun mean to alarm you, but there sum strange people here. What mean 'grandkitty'??? #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Groom my sister nicely and hab snuggle. Mebbe she not like full weight on her, as keep wriggling; I not hurt, tho - I protecc!

Alice’s #MondayMood: recovering from too much weekend 😹 #catsofbluesky

Bathtub Supervision Report, by Ember I sampled the water for quality assurance purposes, and even went so far as to assist with the bathing process by flinging water off my paws and onto the human. I must say, she seemed profoundly ungrateful for my efforts. #CalicoCats #CatsOfBluesky

Da humans say I 'all ready for Hallowe'en'. Is sumthing to eat??? #BlackCats #CatsOfBluesky

Neither of us are used to having a playmate, so, for the first little while, all we did was play. But now we've started to trust that we'll both still be here in the morning. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #CalicoCats

Finally! The humans let us play together. We played all day and it was the bestest!