went to costume measuring and the person doing it was like clocked your no.9 tattoo! love it. and then i was forced at gunpoint to yap about it, psychoville and the league it was so distressing.

one of my favourite things about no more jockeys is when one of them (usually alex) make a joke and the other two are just like :/.

taskmaster confirmed for april and i already wanna apologize for the person i will become in 3 weeks time

maintenance man just asked who the men on my wall are. had to be like 'legz akimbo theatre company'. too embarassed to divulge anything else.

my beautiful serenade destroyed. five points if you can figure out what it said.

played the taskmaster card game last night and tell me why in order to 'do a bad thing with the best apology' both my sibling and her boyfriend's apology was a shot. five points.

going to work in fifteen minutes. but for now i enjoy farty ice pop rob beckett.

its me and my 'despite everything its still you' tattoo against the world.

rewatching greg davies: the back of my mums head. very funny man i love him so bad.

doododoodoo very busy and important work going on at this spoons table doododooodoo please stop glaring at me from the bar for being on me onesies for ten minutes dododoodoo.

at spoons w mother and sister and they left just as i ordered a drink to the table so now im being seethed at for having a table. man is not moving i am afraid and thirsty.

hello my g. unsure why power stancing.

the moment i realized i fucked up.

i told reece i was going to wee when that was the one thing i was trying so hard not to. i wasnt!!! then apologised and screamed at the wall!!! he was like its okay' and then my mum asked if anyone had said he looks like kevin clifton (no) on video.

halfway through stage/fright. phenomenal.

i miss them☹️🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

love you dexter even with your fuck ass moustache.

so tempted to shave my hair fully. SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.

very excited in lecture right now.

cant watch the read because i am watching my friend get a buzz cut. gonna relearn about jekyll and hyde later.

poppy playtime chapter four finally being out is very exciting to me. HELLO JACKSEPTICEYE I AM READY.

how when i sleep less am i so much more awake! solo disco time.

feeling silly and whimsical while running on two hours of sleep.

i have watched so much taskmaster this week i am dreaming about it now!!!! johnny vegas leave my unconscious mind!!!

less than three weeks until stage/fright i am going feral :3.

went to see best friend matt at 1am this morning because my coursemate said something nice about me and i went cray cray. compliments scare me.

everytime the number nine is included in the uni attendance code i keep going 'number nine mentioned!' and pointing to my tattoo. i fear i may be insufferable.

got uni in twenty minutes and i have never felt more dead. do not club until 3am and then doom scroll for an hour!!!! you will die!!!! withering away.

i do not understand football etiquette! i keep asking my brother why he is clapping!

hiding in the toilets to avoid watching a shitty football match.

everytime i post a photo of myself on here my discover page just turns into people being miserable. i get it im emo!

not a good idea i now feel like im being walked to the gallows. (probs gonna rewatch season one when im back from the gp).

no more jockeys time.

harvey denton:

i think i have the capability to recreate season seven of taskmaster as a one man solo group at this point.

i have been watching taskmaster nonstop for 14 hours. finished season four again and now on episode nine of season seven. i have to be up at eight!!! but my brain must finish what it has started.

i muted all the tags and a spoiler still came up!!!!! feeling ill and angry.

I LOVE KARL PILKINGTON.

steve and reece do not work this hard for their work to be spoiled, especially when having twists as a major usp. same goes for any theatre show. -grumpy mt student.

when your following tab is only yourself maybe you should take a step back and calm down. (its me im the problem).

andrew from traitors looks like ray carling from life on mars.

i may get a little overexcited.

i cannot concentrate on traitors!!! i have been watching it for 12 hours!!!! im terrified.

feeling totally normal and sane and on brand at the moment.

THEYRE DOING STAGE DOOR AHHHHHHHHHH.

watching series one of traitors and all i can think of whenever meryl appears is the charity shop ladies of royston vasey. "oh that meryl!"

its timeeee. start and end of an era.

i reckon i could out awkward alex horne. i am perfectly comfortable with it when i am in control of doing it.