FUCK PAUL GEORGE MAN I HATE PAUL GEORGE

I have lost all passion I had for Celtics basketball it's never been more over

I have never in my life watched a Celtics game without JB on the team.

To be fair the system is set up so the rich athletes aren't very smart or independent. They have a shit education and a manager that thinks for them. I imagine Jaylen being in the system knows this very well.

That one time when Rob Williams said his favorite holiday movies are the Michael Myers ones

Me and Jaylen Brown (he had the dog in him)

I'm not dealing well with this I am actually grieving

Are there any Canadians that follow me? IN NEED OF A CANADIAN! NOW!

Before every season I would say that at least we got the Jays man we don't got shit anymore it's actually over

I'm currently stress eating at work and I'm on the verge of throwing up. Brad Stevens did this to me.

I have returned. In an era of great and inexplicable sadness. WTF Chisholm????? (BlueSky and Outlook managed to nuke my account while I was in enemy territory)

I need to invest in a Liberty 7 Brown jersey

I'm officially done with my mental breakdown. Godspeed, Jaylen. I will forever root for you. However I will not welcome Paul George with open hands. He can fuck right off.

I'm actually hurting bad

Even if PG fails the physical which everyone seems to hope for the relationship between JB and the organization is forever ruined he views us as the enemy now this is fucking tragic fuuuuckkk

I hope Jaylen wins another FMVP in Philly

Man WHO gives a FUCK about PAUL GEORGE

This account will be rebranded as a Saint Kilda fan account in the coming days if Brad Stevens doesn't give us an explanation

If Paul George is still on the team in 48 hours I am going to become a Sixers fan

I need someone to punch Brad Stevens is responsible for me turning violent

I don't give a fuck about Paul George

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PAUL GEORGE

Hashtag MENTAL BREAKDOWN on the hashtag TIMELINE in hashtag REAL TIME hashtag BALLGAME

I always rep anyone we trade for but fucking Paul George who gives a fuck about Backboard P he's like 38 and we traded Jaylen FUCKING Brown for Mr Ballgame veto this shit PLEASE

I feel like I need to personally apologize to Jaylen Brown for how the Celtics organization treated him. He's a fucking Finals MVP for God's sake

I don't fucking care that Brad Stevens has been an excellent GM so far what the fuck is that move

I think I'm going to kill myself

Committed acts of terrorism in TD Garden and fled to God forbidden Florida

I was pretty excited to post about the Mitchell Robinson signing but then I immediately was disappointed to find out that I was the only person calling him Big Dick Mitch for the past 5 years. I thought it was a real nickname but apparently it was just me... Anyway welcome to Boston, BDM!

Middle Eastern Michael Jordan be like hello I'm Michael Jordan

HUGO AND VAAKS ON THE SAME IMAGE! (This is huge for me)

Asian Robert Williams be like hello I'm Thailord

ROOOOOOBBB

LeBron James is confirmed to rejoin the Lakers after a turbulent off-season between the Lakers front office and LeBron James

I feel like people care more and more in times that are incredibly mentally exhausting. Maybe I'm wrong but I'll keep on hoping.

Grand Theis Auto VI.... Good Tweet, press post.

The CIA was beyond successful in the 50s when they were actively running anti-communist propaganda and throwing coups in left leaning young countries. So incredibly successful that to this day being called a communist is somehow a bad thing or an argument...

The next Daniel Theis

LET'S GOOO HE GOT DRAFTED WE DID IIITTT RAHHHHH 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🦅🦅🦅🦅🐺🐺🐺🐺🐻🐻🐻

WHAT'S GOING ON WHY AREN'T THEY DRAFTING HIM

2nd round of the draft today. It's gonna be a big day for my fuckass country!

FUCK looks like I will be watching the 2nd round of the draft tomorrow

The Celtics have a chance to take my guy in the draft please basketball Gods

I'M READY FOR MY GUY TO GET DRAFTED

Fuck meee WHAT I trust Brad but still WHAT

The Daniel Theis Fanclub is feeling happy today

Crazy how like 90+% of the world population is constantly saying that maybe we should slow this down and no one gives a fuck, they're ramping it up as I'm typing this out. Scary times ahead...

I feel like this was disrespectful towards JB but at least we still got our Jays

Can't wait for the NBA Draft!! It's gonna be huge for our country (obviously)