Trump: How did a dangerous mad person get into the event? The answer is very simple: I was guest of honor, invited by the White House correspondents. New Private Eye on shelves now.

Trump: We won the moon! We sent up a beautiful bigly rocket and it didn't even land on an Iranian school or hospital. New Private Eye on shelves now.

Naughty wives of filthy-minded men. Or should it be the other way around? In either case, six slightly offbeat stories with rebellious, unconventional wives being themselves. #smut #kindleunlimited www.amazon.co.uk/Maverick-Wiv...

Another old English word that sounds rude but isn't. I must try to use some in my filthy stories. "Darling, you look tired. Have you been messing around with that gimcrack again?" #oldwords #rudewords

Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Another old English word that sounds rude but isn't. I'm sure you've had a butter-shag or two. I know I have. #oldwords #rudewords

Too Easy 🔞 Summer’s first-time lesbian adventure takes her deep into the Australian bush #Smutty #Lesbian #Spanking Free at #KindleUnlimited 📚🌶️ 🇺🇸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHKHGJD3 🇬🇧 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GHKHGJD3 🇦🇺 www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0GHKHGJD3 🇨🇦 www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GHKHGJD3

Punished by the Cleaner 🔞 #Explicit #Erotic #English #Spicy #Lesbian #Spanking #nsfw Free at #KindleUnlimited 📚🌶️ 🇺🇸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJ8WK1FB 🇬🇧 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FJ8WK1FB 🇨🇦 www.amazon.ca/dp/B0FJ8WK1FB 🇦🇺 www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FJ8WK1FB

On a separate project to writing amusing smut, I've come across fun old English words and phrases that sound naughty but aren't. #oldwords #rudewords

Punished at the Vicarage 🔞 Maddie gets a job as parish secretary and discovers the vicar is a strict disciplinarian #NSFW #Sapphic #Spanking Free at #KindleUnlimited 📚🌶️ 🇺🇸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0GM8785TY 🇬🇧 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GM8785TY 🇨🇦 www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GM8785TY 🇦🇺 www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0GM8785TY

Very short story about a naughty wife. Throwing the dice. I think we've all done that one. Available in Kindle Unlimited. #hotwife #kindleunlimited #eroticstory www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GQ6RMTQ...

Four naughty women, four naughty stories. These strong-willed women like to get up to naughty things. They're light-hearted romps. #adult #naughtywomen Free to read with #kindleunlimited www.amazon.co.uk/Naughty-Wome...

Funny punchy story has given me an idea. #brute #funnydog

Some handy hints on how to deal with a Reform candidate if approached by one in Finsbury Park. Honor Blackman's great book. 1967. #honorblackman #1960s #strongwomen #reform

The second short story about naughty Gloria who needs her large garden sorted. She can't do it all on her own, can she?Available on Kindle. #spicyreads #erotica #housewife www.amazon.co.uk/Gloria-Garde...

I had the idea of writing naughty stuff thirty years ago. Better late than never. Some short stories available in Kindle. Lighthearted fun. I'm trying out formats and style. Let's see how we go! www.amazon.co.uk/Tracey-Trade...