another day, another job rejection email

Resisting the urge to go buy a Volkswagen GTI.

if you know me you know I think this is special

I am so pumped to see oasis

I think I’m gonna crumb

I went here and everyone knew me

ur on substack, im on domstack. we’re not the same.

They need to invent a NASA that only goes to safe spaces

Watching Yellowjackets #PrideMonth

The only commitment I am willing to do is committing to the bit.

Spring, Summer, Autism, Winter

At momocon trying to find Dave @airbagged.bsky.social

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Ppl w/ mismatched socks make me angry

Happy birthday @heavenleybody.bsky.social

Just do it, Dave.

You’d never catch my ass running in an airport.

Y=MC A

She was a sleep token girl he was a big ass truck boy

Age comes for us all brotherman

Is you’ve ever been annoyed by @airbagged.bsky.social wish them a happy birthday because today is their birthday!

Morrissey, Morris Do

she made me whip til I nae nae’d

May 10th 1994 One of the greatest days

Cannot believe this season of Andor

Started a band, it’s called arc’teryx FFO: Helmet, Quicksand, Quickness-era Bad Brains

House divided license plate but for Uber and Lyft

freak mode activated

RAWR XD

It’s freak o clock

Coworker music.

my favorite scene from Conclave (2024)

It’s freak o clock

thanks Dave

Might be the best a band has ever sounded

Happy Good Friday

AI this, AI that, A I’m going to k m s.

watching people get aired out on ig stories makes me incredibly relieved to be normal and boring

Vegans be like “chick’n jockey”

Drake & Jesse Lacey tour when?

Make an AI that does all my house work for free

Good.

#nowwatching Paul American

GREAT APRIL FOOLS JOKE