All the straights being shook by Imrul’s “play party” meanwhile my gay ass is like ok cool which one was it #SummerHouse

All the ladies cackling about Mia’s Fashion Nova 😂😂 #RHOP

Kenya cameo on #RHOP!! Her POWER 😍

dream but also nightmare blunt rotation #whitelotus

These two simultaneously bringing back true competition reality TV villainy over 20 years after they themselves created that genre of villainy…. Big Brother you will ALWAYS be famous!! #TheTraitorsUS #DONDI

when you haven’t played a game in a year and have to sit through 30 mins of updates it’s sooooo annoying if only they could release fully polished games that don’t need a ton of fixes after launch….but nah what a crazy idea 🤪

4 am me ate that

really in my chaos era rn, this shit is fun! why didn’t I do this sooner

Never seen an episode of #DONDI before but watching ep 1 of season 2 And they’ve at least got one thing right — HOT PEOPLE Joe M obviously, David, Storm, Phillip, Parvati…..yep yep yep

she’s kind of the only reason #SouthernCharm even exists at this point tbh

People melting down over Danielle’s Forest Gump comment, please go watch some Real Housewives to see some real insults Was it rude? Yes. Does Carolyn lean into her quirks as a shield in these games? ALSO YES. As she should!! But then don’t cry when she gets clocked for it.

I haven’t been this happy watching a TV episode in years Danielle Reyes YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #TheTraitorsUS

THAT FUCK ASS HAT!!!! THAT. IS. MY. MOTHER. #TheTraitorsUS

I love just pretending like this is a vacation week, I’m really out here living my life 🤪

been having really great conversations with a cute boy*!!!! *in an open relationship 🤡

I swear I meet cuter boys outside the bar waiting for a car home than I do in the bar 😂

didn’t want to go home after college friend dinner but my gays hate me today so solo Wednesday adventure it is!

“I’ve shared so much” - Kyle Also Kyle: - Won’t say if why or even if her and Mau are getting divorced - Won’t say Morgan’s name - No idea what her relationship with Kim is like these days #RHOBH

Forming a negative opinion about someone because of their actions does not equal “bias,” Kyle. Your only one on one interaction with Boz was you trying to turn her against Dorit. Meanwhile, Dorit spilled her whole life story to Boz within 30 seconds 😂 Kyle’s just mad Boz clocked her #RHOBH

Sutton sitting by Dorit’s front door for two hours saying “I’m leaving” without taking a single step outside is so camp #RHOBH

#RHOBH theme music makes me feel like a mouse tiptoeing through the house on Christmas Eve idk

Britani Bateman is a fellow Gemini, omg I knew she was that bitch for a reason ♊️ #RHOSLC

me following hot Brazilians on the TL

feeling cute today ngl 😌

Right shoulder not clicking with every overhead press for the first time in months! I’m about to get soooo hot omg

Out of context it looks like King was being unreasonable with Dr G But when you remember the history between Quad and Gregory, I totally get where he’s coming from. Wouldn’t my the (alleged) abuser talking to my person either #Married2Med

Was prepared to be anti-Phaedra because she pissed me off skipping the reunion But idgaf if she knew Cheick was Apollo’s man, that man cheated on her and left her alone to raise their kids while he was in jail…why does she owe him anything? #Married2Med

The men letting Dr G get away with those weakass pushups was very generous 😂 #Married2Med

I love her but LOL at Quad trying to say Phaedra was wrong for bringing Cheick when we all know Heavenly was wrong for inviting Apollo #Married2Med

If I were a red carpet diva I would never wear anything other than Schiaparelli, it clears every time!!!

#RHOP reunion pt 1 was really really good Excellent work, ladies 🥂

Mia getting whacked from all sides as she deserves! Even K got in on it! “It’s been a bad season of my life” “It’s been a three year season” #RHOP

“What is she being honored for? Running into a tree?” will send me every time 😂 Gizelle was such a menace this season in the best way #RHOP

“She’s very smart and educated” “Is she?” GIZELLE sksksksksksk #RHOP

Wendy is gonna dragggggg Karen’s ass next season, buckle up Grande Dame (Or two seasons from now if Karen goes to prison😬) #RHOP

The #RHOP ladies all look absolutely stunnnnning, they really did that

Lean pretty boy with a beard gonna get me every time I fear

So was that real Schwarzepecker at the end there? #WhiteLotus

Mom and Dad kinda giving southern Seth and Meredith Marks if you think about it #WhiteLotus

Dad is sooo right, you got into Duke….fuck UNC 🤭 #WhiteLotus

The toxicity absolutely oozing from the three girl friends…delicious #WhiteLotus

Zion is already my man for this season whew #WhiteLotus

That being said doesn’t seem like yall are too mad about that

My fatal flaw is never taking pics when I go out Haven’t had a non-selfie pic of me for months

S5 #SummerHouse binge update: Hannah makes up that Lindsay and Luke fucked and *PAIGE* goes “that mean she was cheating on Stephen” So Paige accuses Linds of cheating and then spends s6-7 saying Linds has always been mean to HER? How are so many people Team Paige TURN YOUR BRAINS ON PEOPLE

Shoutout to the many cuties I kissed at 🐴🥩🪩 last night, your services were greatly appreciated And shoutout to my ex who I did NOT kiss but had a nice convo with because we are mature and that’s called growth and acceptance 🙂‍↕️

Championship match with months long story between Tiffany and Nia not only doesn’t get a PLE match but doesn’t even main event #SmackDown Even with additions of Trish and Charlotte?? Tr*mp’s America I hate it here!!!

When we said Carmelo needs wins we didn’t mean Tozawa and R-Truth….come on now HHH #SmackDown

Legs are *so* sore and I’m supposed to dance all night tonight….did not time leg day correctly 🤡

Valentine’s Day over, hope you enjoyed the treat 🤭