In my ongoing research and development of computer peripherals, I have some improved types of printers, for which I am preparing patent applications: * dot-vector printer (saves space!) * daisy cutter printer * chain saw printer * commuter train printer * pulse jet printer

@bbcmicrobot this is the Steel Battalion controller of the Contract Bridge world.

Not the 1980s BBC retro experience you’re looking for - unless you want a video game console solely dedicated to Contract Bridge.

I ran @bazzargh's program and got this. Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=cmAPi #bbcbasic

A little piece of design history just arrived on my desk! Braun ET55 Calculator Dieter Rams, Dietrich Lubs 1980 Sorry it's not BBC Micro related. As much as I love all things Acorn, industrial design excellence isn't think first thing that springs to mind.

I ran @bazzargh's program and got this. Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=bUsLO #bbcbasic

I ran @bazzargh's program and got this. Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=bIazS #bbcbasic

I ran @bazzargh's program and got this. Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=bIauN #bbcbasic

#bbcmicrobot P."hello world”

It's sad the term 'Metaverse' somehow go coopted by web3 grifters and then Facebook #snowcrash

LLoreM ipsum 😏 There’s less slop on Mastodon thankfully. Just this bot cranking out classic, handcrafted bits.

I ran @bazzargh's program and got this. Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=bnC8r #bbcbasic

BBC BASIC rendered festive knitwear another world first no one asked for courtesy @bbcmicrobot 🤓 #merry #christmas @coprolite9000

If you like AI but also privacy, we just open sourced a 100% on-device voice AI which has sentence transformer NLU and hits 500ms-600ms on a 4x Arm Cortex-A73 linux board. Some amazing new small AI models make it possible which I write about in the blog […] [Original post on mastodon.me.uk]

Just ordered a festive 8-bit ray traced baubles custom sweater 😂 https://mastodon.me.uk/@bbcmicrobot/111762132859648345

Just ordered a festive 8-bit ray traced baubles custom sweater 😂 https://mastodon.me.uk/@bbcmicrobot/111762132859648345

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