can someone well-versed in succession explain exactly what my father meant when he told me that shiv reminded him of me

wow, the most accurate review of all time? (including the grade! I don't understand what the gilded age does to my brain, but I'm not fighting it!)

she shoulda been the one to call the hit on train daddy!!

an emmy nomination and confirmation she's back!!! good things do still happen

found out my therapist is single but looking today, absolutely horrified at the state of Los Angeles dating that she is not so booked she's not accepting new dates, may need more therapy specifically about this

incredibly rude of The Gilded Age to not give me Sad Kelli this week but I'm a full-fledged Bertha apologist now, so I guess there's something

also my favorite part of Culver City's protest!

sorry, American Auto did this years ago, you need a new joke

I would like to take the opportunity to inform everyone who will be missing Noah Wyle from The Pitt this Thursday that Noah Wyle from Leverage will be available instead

I swear if Katherine LaNasa is not in every season of The Pitt I will personally resume picketing Warner Bros & I will have a megaphone

listening to Stephanie J. Block read Cher The Memoir (part 1) has rewired my brain to the extent that I am both hoovering all cheranie content & braving anxieties to come post here so I recommend this audiobook

officially deactivated the other place and now married at first sight haley harris is all the first page google results which… that hurts

two Amy Brenneman eps, new queen of Christmas

fun fact, had a crushing handshake before Wellesley—clearly a self-selecting trait

BOOO HISSSS listening to “Sweet’N Low Daddy” on repeat to manifest enough money to make more just for me

I once applied for a holiday sales job at lush & was asked to come in for a 4th round interview before they’d make a decision, so I am both surprised & not at all

beyoncé wishes she were girls5eva

already v sick of being gaslit about Cynthia's Elphaba, please, critics, I am begging, watch some slime tutorials before you write something you'll regret

somehow, in the anxiety-ridden disaster movie that is life right now, nothing induces more visceral hatred in me than the old navy christmas ad they started playing a wEEK AGO

Happy Heroes Day, everyone. 🦁 🚬 tinyurl.com/34euc4b7

I have no followers but if any Angelenos stumble across this: LAist is doing the Lord's work with its Voter Game Plan, you will no longer be overwhelmed by measures, I promise (laist.com/news/politic...)

Harris: 😁😁😁 she got you!! lol Kamala should really consider it

Mary Carillo's late night segment on escargot immediately showed snail sex, had her racing snails, and showed a clip of Mary Kate & Ashley's Passport to Paris when is anyone else at NBC gonna get on her level

2:33AM Peacock continuing Olympic coverage has better recap segments than Primetime, in case those of you with normal schedules were wondering

related, could someone point me in the direction of their favorite olympics posters because I am being heckled by friends still on the Other Place

there is never enough Mary Carillo in the Olympics, and the fact that she is not running the bit with Snoop is actually a sin

every olympics, i decide a different part of this is my new favorite line this year it's "someone's turned on the hose"