Mary Carrillo is the best part of the olympics and we have strayed too greatly from her genius the link bc they didn't air it in primetime like they should: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIi6...

the executive staff of the WGA forced the employees' union out on strike today, and I want to say on behalf of the hardest working people I know: I am deeply, deeply disappointed in my Guild. this better be resolved before I can walk, executive staff!! I am a v talented picketer & I will use it!!!

italian skier, 10 months out from smashing every bone in her leg: of course I'll throw myself down this mountain again at the olympics and win gold me, 3 months out from reconstructive ankle surgery: thrilled to be able to get in my shower, thinking of never doing anything active ever again

excuse me, what do you mean the french biathalon winner just got out of prison for stealing money from her teammate that she also just won the gold medal in team competition with and why did I not find out about this from nbc's olympic coverage

the ai in this olympics commercial is saying skiers are slower in the air when the event following it immediately after shows the skier's post-jump speed faster than the entry. incredible.

using Right Said Fred including the line "I'm too sexy for Milan" is the most iconic Milan Olympics move, gold medal for song choice, Lithuania

why does the cortina zoom booth have hostage lighting, we need to rescue breezy johnson

surprise lady gaga, gay dancers up against that truck, and now ricky martin? bad bunny did say gay rights

have the seahawks ever made a play for "go birds"? the ravens? could there be some sort of bird coalition

incredibly rude of the superb owl to preempt my olympics coverage even in the morning!! the peacock is not superb, lemme tell you that!!

SKIER DAD CRYING ABOUT HIS BABY GIRL and I was gonna say that he looks like he should own a fishing boat off the florida keys, I am so sorry, sir

[a ski jittering like a hackney on cobblestones as a human tries to keep it under control through 6 Gs at 90mph] commentator: "look at that buttery touch"

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

on her 35th birthday! with her 3 year old in the audience!! this woman was going to retire but then the olympics were in her home country and she beat a speedskating dynasty with an olympic record!!!

kikkan randall is an amazing commentator, would love if she could expand from her original expertise of the willing torture of cross-country skiing

real life janeway (Samantha Cristoforetti) appearance at the olympics, we're really hitting all of the hope for humanity points tonight!!!

this is so much of why everyone should watch Leverage, forever, on repeat, at least until we get our own crime superheroes

we have to support people who realize the error of their ways

I wanna buy you all Sweet Martha's at this summer's Great Minnesota Get-Together for the great American get-together you pulled off today. I love you, Minnesota. Fuck ICE.

oh, just a quote from the first head of the Gestapo, no reason

time once again for me to go hard for a peacock comedy no one seems to know about: GO WATCH STUMBLE it is such good balm for the Horrors!!!

about to get so much more tortured by my inability to constantly be in a new york theater!!!! & thrilled by it!!!!!

chicago pope did this to have some Turkey on thanksgiving, I will not be accepting the francis reality at this time

truly the most convincing argument to watch a show I have ever read

If you have absolutely nothing good to say about A.I. come and sit by me. www.thewrap.com/emma-thompso...

can someone well-versed in succession explain exactly what my father meant when he told me that shiv reminded him of me

wow, the most accurate review of all time? (including the grade! I don't understand what the gilded age does to my brain, but I'm not fighting it!)

she shoulda been the one to call the hit on train daddy!!

an emmy nomination and confirmation she's back!!! good things do still happen

found out my therapist is single but looking today, absolutely horrified at the state of Los Angeles dating that she is not so booked she's not accepting new dates, may need more therapy specifically about this

incredibly rude of The Gilded Age to not give me Sad Kelli this week but I'm a full-fledged Bertha apologist now, so I guess there's something

also my favorite part of Culver City's protest!

sorry, American Auto did this years ago, you need a new joke

I would like to take the opportunity to inform everyone who will be missing Noah Wyle from The Pitt this Thursday that Noah Wyle from Leverage will be available instead

I swear if Katherine LaNasa is not in every season of The Pitt I will personally resume picketing Warner Bros & I will have a megaphone

listening to Stephanie J. Block read Cher The Memoir (part 1) has rewired my brain to the extent that I am both hoovering all cheranie content & braving anxieties to come post here so I recommend this audiobook

officially deactivated the other place and now married at first sight haley harris is all the first page google results which… that hurts

two Amy Brenneman eps, new queen of Christmas

fun fact, had a crushing handshake before Wellesley—clearly a self-selecting trait

BOOO HISSSS listening to “Sweet’N Low Daddy” on repeat to manifest enough money to make more just for me

I once applied for a holiday sales job at lush & was asked to come in for a 4th round interview before they’d make a decision, so I am both surprised & not at all

beyoncé wishes she were girls5eva

already v sick of being gaslit about Cynthia's Elphaba, please, critics, I am begging, watch some slime tutorials before you write something you'll regret

somehow, in the anxiety-ridden disaster movie that is life right now, nothing induces more visceral hatred in me than the old navy christmas ad they started playing a wEEK AGO

Happy Heroes Day, everyone. 🦁 🚬 tinyurl.com/34euc4b7

I have no followers but if any Angelenos stumble across this: LAist is doing the Lord's work with its Voter Game Plan, you will no longer be overwhelmed by measures, I promise (laist.com/news/politic...)

Harris: 😁😁😁 she got you!! lol Kamala should really consider it

Mary Carillo's late night segment on escargot immediately showed snail sex, had her racing snails, and showed a clip of Mary Kate & Ashley's Passport to Paris when is anyone else at NBC gonna get on her level

2:33AM Peacock continuing Olympic coverage has better recap segments than Primetime, in case those of you with normal schedules were wondering