The human body is a true marvel. I take pills every day and have for years, but once every few weeks I completely forget how to swallow them.

Everyone should subscribe to the Wrestling Brain YouTube channel. When they get to 1000 subscribers, the hosts of one of their shows will hit each other with light tubes. Please re-post for awareness. www.youtube.com/@wrestlingbr...

Important thing to remember:

Birdcop dropped one hell of a debut a few days. Fuzzed out to the max hardcore with lyrics that you'd expect from an album called Class Warfare. #BandcampFindOfTheDay birdcopband.bandcamp.com/album/class-...

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You ever just spend the night listening to The Replacements while drinking a bunch of beers? I highly recommend it.

Fuck shit ass.

Having a hellish week and then deciding to put on the Hard to Love a Man reissue by Magnolia Electric Co. to really push me over the edge. Fuck Jason Molina was such a force when he was alive. #BandcampFindOfTheDay magnoliaelectriccompany.bandcamp.com/album/hard-t...

My brain when I try and decompress from the day's news.

The people I help at my job are mostly well educated folks with advanced degrees in many different disciplines. It's amazing how many of them just flat out do the exact opposite of what you tell them is the correct thing to do and then get confused when what they did doesn't work.

Shout out to the people on the local Facebook page complaining the roads are shitty 12 hours after we got almost 2 feet of snow a few weeks after getting 20 inches of snow that hasn't gone anywhere. You're the real heroes.

I hate earlier me with the force of a thousand suns.

A planet’s rotation is how long its day be

*U2's Beautiful Day plays*

Having a fun time looking at the power outage maps in the area and seeing new ones pop up closer and closer to me.

Fuck off with this bullshit.

Getting knuckle tats that spell out “coleslaw”

In hindsight I should have realized how much presidents lied in the US when I was never given millions of free peaches.

*lives in the purple area* Is that good?

Excited for the dumbest goal imaginable to happen 45 seconds into OT.

Annoying the hell out of my wife by constantly saying "wow" like Owen Wilson after everything she says. Yes I've had a few small beers.

Garlic butler

People out here looksmaxxing and tastemaxxing, but the real heads know that Snorlaxxing is the one true way to happiness.

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Jaygula

430 on a Friday? Time to do that laptop update that it's been asking to do all week.

New Mylo Bybee out today and it's a big leap from their first EP 5 years ago. They have a bigger, more bombastic sound while maintaining their core simplified midwest emo style. It really whips. #BandcampFindOfTheDay mylobybee.bandcamp.com/album/revisi...

Glen's new album is a fun blend of rhythmic post-rock and swirls of jazz fusion arty-ness. Great Friday chill music. #BandcampFindOfTheDay kapitaenplatte.bandcamp.com/album/it-was...

Me after one beer on an empty stomach.

Listening again*. *4 times today

Hi, I'm a Silicon Valley CEO. I'm building what I believe to be a technology that will usher in the end of the world. The media considers me a smart person rather than nothing more than a doomsday crank holding a sign on the corner. Please give me another $500B to make sure poor people still exist.

I;m thinking about thos beans

New Bill Callahan album coming at the end of the month with a chance to see him live in May? Now that's what I call good news on a Wednesday.

Excited for another round of "Benn Jordan gives us even more reasons to be pissed off."

If you don't know why this is one of the funniest things you'll see today, I feel bad for you.

Made some baingan bharta tonight and it might be my favorite Indian dish to cook right now. Served that along with rajma masala. Quite the tasty meal.

Did Jelly Roll's manager tell Mr. Roll "Hey Jelly, maybe don't tell everyone you love ICE right now and think they're doing a great job. People will forget you said you were going to talk about your politics soon. Why not go to TNA No Surrender instead?"

This is true intersectionality.

I'm testing a gAI chatbot to see if it would be helpful to have customer facing and the team lead doesn't understand how saying "isn't it great how you can say it made a mistake and it'll correct itself and eventually get the answer you wanted?" is actually the biggest condemnation of the chatbot.

You ever think about how there was a post credits scene in Battleship that was never paid off? They should really get to work on that sequel.

I saw Dirty Work multiple times in almost empty theaters every time and would give anything to experience that again.

"Make sure the old racist freaks get their way so their supporters don't murder us."

Sueno Purpura needs to become big enough to tour the world. This recent live performance of theirs is wildly good. Someone get them on KEXP. youtu.be/samfTkAFjT8

I think everyone should listen to Wiseguys on Mars again. Might have to make some spaceghetti and marsballs with gravy tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgIA...

Oh, you thought I was going to count out Touchdown Sam? You'd be a fool to think that.

Sam Darnold? More like Sam Darngood.

First time in a very long time that Patriots are actually doing something positive for the nation.

Pretty cool that the Super Bowl has been the most Thursday night football game of the year.

Budweiser, it takes both less and more time for a bald eagle to grow to that size and then become "bald." You dumb fucks.

Statistically, one old white guy is going to get so mad at this Bad Bunny performance that he'll have a heart attack and die before it's over.

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