𝘞𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘴?

⠀ beer . 🤤 . ⠀

⠀ why i oughtta . ⠀

⠀ nay . that AIN'T yew . i know mah boy . and it ain't yew . ( point, point, jab . ) it's NAWT funny tah look like the dead . 💢💢💢 . ⠀

⠀ @racingheadlines.bsky.social . ⠀

⠀ ( all his fear dissipates almost immediately . ) THIS AIN'T FUNNY ! DO YEW KNOW WHAT YER DOIN' ? ! ( pointing an accusing digit ! oi ! that is NAWT his mini ! ) ⠀

⠀ sl -- amdance ? ? ? ( confusion seeps through that singular callout . is that -- really his mini ? oh . dear ? -- he -- no ! he doesn't think -- ) ⠀

⠀ '' 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 -- 𝙞'𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣' 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚-𝙪𝙥 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 .ᐟ ⠀

⠀ ( sumthang's off . . . ) ⠀

windy. oh this may get messy

⠀ whiskey . . . 🤤 . ⠀

lemons. ALASO ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH HER, LEGS??? LEGSSCREAM?????

lemons. i luh this song.... guys.... this is so him.... okay, i need to grab one for soundwave in a hot moment.

⠀ NO ? ? ? ⠀

⠀ JA VHATEVER GO KI ⠀

lemons. wait i'll post songs in a moment bros. i'm still vibing to bug hunter 😿

⠀ AH'M NOT GOIN' BACK TO MY A.A. MEETIN's . ⠀

⠀ HAR HAR YER SOoooO FAAHhNNY . dddeww yew even know tha benefits t' bein' a JESTER ? nay . you DON'T . ⠀

⠀ ja you right . i zon't know vhat came ova me . ⠀

⠀ aht least mah career was more solid than yer foot work . HAR HAR . 😂 . ⠀

⠀ YEW THINK AH LISTEN TAA YA ? ! NAY ! I DUN . NOW 'ET IT ! ⠀

⠀ who is that fugly aft seeka . euh . ⠀

⠀ this time ah'm reallah gonna do it . ⠀

⠀ THIS MUSIC'S BORIN' . 🙄 . ⠀

⠀ ( petting steeljaw . watching wow wow wubzy . or whatever the show's called . cool show . it's the mini's favorite . ) weird ahh show . . . ⠀

⠀ OOoHHh GAWhD ! ! ! BBbbAACKK ! ! ! GET BACK ! AH'm SCARED ! ⠀

⠀ POPI POPI PO PI PO . ( leek emoji . ) ⠀

⠀ TRY TEE STEAAALLL MAH STUFF . ⠀

⠀ yew heard tha boss . 🫡 . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏. ⠀

⠀ 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙊𝙐𝙎 . ⠀

⠀ 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙎 . ⠀

͏͏͏ 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘠 𝘖𝘙 𝙉𝙊𝙏, 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘔𝘈𝘠.ᐟ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ HEAR YE -- HEAR YA ! ! ! ! 🗣️📣❗❗ . ⠀

⠀ ( beaming messages to ultra magnus . ) ⠀