One thing I do actually appreciate about British politics is that the police seem to be hated by both the left and right wing. You do have to be a turbo dork or an overly sensible centrist to like them.

I’ve just realised *if* Wes Streeting does become leader there’s a good chance we will have two gay party leaders at the next election.

Legends is a good fun show but the costuming/set design definitely doesn’t feel like the late 80’s/early 90’s. It’s very inconsistent, feels closer to the early 2000’s personally.

Warhammer Pre-painted terrain? It’s a big ick for me

Not a thing I would admit in public Mr Starmer.

I hope Andy Burnham does become leader, partly so I can hop into pro-reform groups on Facebook and have much more fun making up stupid manc based lies about him. Post about how he’s changing the national anthem to Fools Gold and such.

I’m sorry queers, but would we have to take Wes Streeting being the first gay PM on the chin, women did it with Thatcher, the South Asian community had Sunak. It’s out turn now.

Not paying council tax has made me respect Polanski more.

Not usually one to say this, but this is class from an England fan 🤝

Nuneaton and Bedworth electing reform? Fork found in kitchen etc.

Starmer will have learned nothing from this, there’s no immediate successor to him. Labours next policy will end up being “bring back that jam mascot, you know the one”.

I’m glad the Green’s have won a good deal at the local elections. I just hope they can put those victories to good use now. I have a lot more faith in them than Reform where they will have a good deal of councillors who do not understand what their job actually is.

Maybe now Labour might try “woke Keir Starmer”.

If you bet on Reform to win control of Nuneaton & Bedworth council you’d probably owe the bookies money.

The most unfunny person you know is making a reel with the “I shat my pants in the middle of Aldi” song

Drinking at the airport is mint, and you are being holier than thou to be against it sorry.

If the UK does keep FPTP for the next election and polling stays on a similar level, then I don’t think we will be prepared for just how weird some constituencies will end up. Conservative safe seats electing a Labour MP with a minority of votes for five years because the right vote split three ways

It’s besides the point but it gives the game away with how right wing influenced some of these transphobes are when they borrow their attack lines from football twitter.

The sad thing about Labour is I think their strategy would be a lot better (maybe not winning) in the pre-internet age.

I Saw The TV Glow is on Netflix! I’ll give them a temporary pass for all the transphobic junk they put out.

The worst phrase in the English language is “u got Snapchat?” when it’s said by a man over 30.

I don’t buy that the Daily Wire is losing money because Orban is no longer funding them. It’s a fun co-incidence. But Ben Shapiro being functionally irrelevant to the modern right wing is much more likely.

The one positive thing that will come out of Linehan’s acquittal is that he will be empowered to push more and he will overstep his mark. He’s very close to doing something extremely stupid.

“Does not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary” and “have zero effs left to give” out this as an extremely Reddit post.

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

If they launched the little green bastard into a sun I’d watch it, maybe.

Graham Linehan was only acquitted because his head would be too big for any of the current available prisons.

I can’t take the moral high ground with MP’s being drunk at work but in my defence I was 19 and working nights in an agency job in a warehouse.

Bumble BFF, the get sent dick pics from married straight guys app.

Turns out no one actually likes Graham Linehan on his side, they were just hypnotised by how massive his head had gotten. A bit like the Hypnotoad in Futurama.

Update: Graham Linehan wasn’t cancelled for his views, his head had become so large it was deemed a fire safety risk and the venue couldn’t host him without invalidating their insurance.

I do feel iffy hating on Jess Phillips but it’s hard to not believe she’s just playing a character, especially after those domestic violence comments.

It’s weird how John Major is a complete non-entity in British politics when you’re discussing it people who aren’t that politically engaged. He was PM for seven years and he may as well not exist to some people.

As someone from the “fucked up teeth” community whenever I see a post about Zack Polanski’s teeth it only encourages me to vote Green even more. If you do it again I will engage in postal vote fraud.

The funny thing about when transphobes do the “you should listen to women routine” is you can look at the likes and see that they are almost always men liking it.

Gender Critical’s will lose because they started a culture war and made zero inroads into actual culture.

Kinda shocked by it but at least at a local (to me) level, but Restore seems to have formed a more coherent group and has managed to keep out more of the cranks that Reform had.

I’m just glancing over the discourse on the timeline, did Taylor Lorenz shoot the president?

I do get the feeling that Starmer is just a careerist who climbed the career ladder for the sake of climbing it. It’s partly why he was so easy to manipulate.

We had Angry Starmer at PMQ’s but will we be able to handle Punished Starmer when he returns?

A British person saying “if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn’t” is yank brained. The correct way is “if you see someone shoplifting, buy it from them down the pub later”.

Angine de Poitrine, more like Angine de Latrine.

It would not surprise me if Shabana Mahmood has called Angela Rayner a racist by the end of next week.

Dating Apps have dried up again so I’ve gone into putting funny and inconsequential lies in my profile for my own amusement, if you see someone claiming to be the “Head of AI graphics at Reform UK” then you know it’s me.

One of the downsides of being multilingual is my instagram algorithm randomly going Russian once a week.

It’s very much not the main point of the debate around Hasan Piker (and not one I really care about tbh) but I imagine him being pro-Democrat would do more harm to his image than vice versa.

We had angry Starmer this week, but are we ready for sexy Starmer next week?

The Homeland Party is very weird because they’ve been completely eclipsed by Restore but are still trying to breakthrough by litter picking and leafleting about demographics.

Transphobes claim they can’t have “good faith conversations” but whenever they have the opportunity they just misgender and deadname right out of the game.

Sack Keir Starmer (delivered in the cadence and accent from the Kill Jester sketch from Limmy’s show)