Niles Paine
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30. 🌹. Reply Enby. Jaded. Dyslexic. Fun Loving Bisexual. (They/Them). UK (unfortunately).
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For any confusion, if I say anything that sounds remotely positive about Starmer and the current Labour Party, refer to this.
3 months ago
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One thing I do actually appreciate about British politics is that the police seem to be hated by both the left and right wing. You do have to be a turbo dork or an overly sensible centrist to like them.
about 8 hours ago
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I’ve just realised *if* Wes Streeting does become leader there’s a good chance we will have two gay party leaders at the next election.
2 days ago
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Legends is a good fun show but the costuming/set design definitely doesn’t feel like the late 80’s/early 90’s. It’s very inconsistent, feels closer to the early 2000’s personally.
3 days ago
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Warhammer Pre-painted terrain? It’s a big ick for me
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Jonah Hill's Iconic 'Call Me' Gesture
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3 days ago
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Not a thing I would admit in public Mr Starmer.
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3 days ago
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I hope Andy Burnham does become leader, partly so I can hop into pro-reform groups on Facebook and have much more fun making up stupid manc based lies about him. Post about how he’s changing the national anthem to Fools Gold and such.
3 days ago
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I’m sorry queers, but would we have to take Wes Streeting being the first gay PM on the chin, women did it with Thatcher, the South Asian community had Sunak. It’s out turn now.
3 days ago
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Not paying council tax has made me respect Polanski more.
4 days ago
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Not usually one to say this, but this is class from an England fan 🤝
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8 days ago
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Nuneaton and Bedworth electing reform? Fork found in kitchen etc.
8 days ago
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Starmer will have learned nothing from this, there’s no immediate successor to him. Labours next policy will end up being “bring back that jam mascot, you know the one”.
8 days ago
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I’m glad the Green’s have won a good deal at the local elections. I just hope they can put those victories to good use now. I have a lot more faith in them than Reform where they will have a good deal of councillors who do not understand what their job actually is.
8 days ago
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Maybe now Labour might try “woke Keir Starmer”.
8 days ago
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If you bet on Reform to win control of Nuneaton & Bedworth council you’d probably owe the bookies money.
9 days ago
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The most unfunny person you know is making a reel with the “I shat my pants in the middle of Aldi” song
9 days ago
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Drinking at the airport is mint, and you are being holier than thou to be against it sorry.
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9 days ago
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If the UK does keep FPTP for the next election and polling stays on a similar level, then I don’t think we will be prepared for just how weird some constituencies will end up. Conservative safe seats electing a Labour MP with a minority of votes for five years because the right vote split three ways
10 days ago
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It’s besides the point but it gives the game away with how right wing influenced some of these transphobes are when they borrow their attack lines from football twitter.
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10 days ago
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The sad thing about Labour is I think their strategy would be a lot better (maybe not winning) in the pre-internet age.
12 days ago
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I Saw The TV Glow is on Netflix! I’ll give them a temporary pass for all the transphobic junk they put out.
13 days ago
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The worst phrase in the English language is “u got Snapchat?” when it’s said by a man over 30.
13 days ago
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I don’t buy that the Daily Wire is losing money because Orban is no longer funding them. It’s a fun co-incidence. But Ben Shapiro being functionally irrelevant to the modern right wing is much more likely.
15 days ago
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The one positive thing that will come out of Linehan’s acquittal is that he will be empowered to push more and he will overstep his mark. He’s very close to doing something extremely stupid.
15 days ago
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“Does not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary” and “have zero effs left to give” out this as an extremely Reddit post.
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15 days ago
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15 days ago
beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
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If they launched the little green bastard into a sun I’d watch it, maybe.
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15 days ago
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Graham Linehan was only acquitted because his head would be too big for any of the current available prisons.
15 days ago
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I can’t take the moral high ground with MP’s being drunk at work but in my defence I was 19 and working nights in an agency job in a warehouse.
15 days ago
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Bumble BFF, the get sent dick pics from married straight guys app.
16 days ago
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Turns out no one actually likes Graham Linehan on his side, they were just hypnotised by how massive his head had gotten. A bit like the Hypnotoad in Futurama.
16 days ago
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Update: Graham Linehan wasn’t cancelled for his views, his head had become so large it was deemed a fire safety risk and the venue couldn’t host him without invalidating their insurance.
17 days ago
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I do feel iffy hating on Jess Phillips but it’s hard to not believe she’s just playing a character, especially after those domestic violence comments.
17 days ago
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It’s weird how John Major is a complete non-entity in British politics when you’re discussing it people who aren’t that politically engaged. He was PM for seven years and he may as well not exist to some people.
18 days ago
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As someone from the “fucked up teeth” community whenever I see a post about Zack Polanski’s teeth it only encourages me to vote Green even more. If you do it again I will engage in postal vote fraud.
19 days ago
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The funny thing about when transphobes do the “you should listen to women routine” is you can look at the likes and see that they are almost always men liking it.
19 days ago
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Gender Critical’s will lose because they started a culture war and made zero inroads into actual culture.
19 days ago
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Kinda shocked by it but at least at a local (to me) level, but Restore seems to have formed a more coherent group and has managed to keep out more of the cranks that Reform had.
20 days ago
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I’m just glancing over the discourse on the timeline, did Taylor Lorenz shoot the president?
21 days ago
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I do get the feeling that Starmer is just a careerist who climbed the career ladder for the sake of climbing it. It’s partly why he was so easy to manipulate.
21 days ago
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We had Angry Starmer at PMQ’s but will we be able to handle Punished Starmer when he returns?
21 days ago
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A British person saying “if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn’t” is yank brained. The correct way is “if you see someone shoplifting, buy it from them down the pub later”.
21 days ago
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Angine de Poitrine, more like Angine de Latrine.
21 days ago
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It would not surprise me if Shabana Mahmood has called Angela Rayner a racist by the end of next week.
22 days ago
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Dating Apps have dried up again so I’ve gone into putting funny and inconsequential lies in my profile for my own amusement, if you see someone claiming to be the “Head of AI graphics at Reform UK” then you know it’s me.
23 days ago
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One of the downsides of being multilingual is my instagram algorithm randomly going Russian once a week.
23 days ago
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It’s very much not the main point of the debate around Hasan Piker (and not one I really care about tbh) but I imagine him being pro-Democrat would do more harm to his image than vice versa.
24 days ago
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We had angry Starmer this week, but are we ready for sexy Starmer next week?
24 days ago
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The Homeland Party is very weird because they’ve been completely eclipsed by Restore but are still trying to breakthrough by litter picking and leafleting about demographics.
24 days ago
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Transphobes claim they can’t have “good faith conversations” but whenever they have the opportunity they just misgender and deadname right out of the game.
24 days ago
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Sack Keir Starmer (delivered in the cadence and accent from the Kill Jester sketch from Limmy’s show)
25 days ago
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