As Ohma Zi-O raised his hand, portals all leading to Astraia, Alexandria, and Chikyu all open up in front of the members of the legion. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 #NOVAMDOMUM .ᐟ

[Cartman just stood at the bus stop tapping his foot...] "I'm down here! Jeez... Suddenly everyone's goin' blind."

"If your askin' me just fucking kill em all." [Cartman sipped a chocolate milk carton.]

[Cartman has now found himself in Korea... Word got out a popular band called... HUNTR/X was performing pfft lame... But nonetheless Heidi wanted to go so cartman dragged himself along.] (yes my portrayal of Cartman is still with Heidi.)

OMEGA on dat re4 remake so I can make Leon more accurate

OMEGA I'm bored someone @ me or smth

OMEGA all we need now are group chats... cmon Blue-sky... You can do this...

OMEGA BLUESKY REJOICE!

[Cartman woke up to his phone ringing... Pissed off he'd answer.] "Who the fuck is this... Is this you Kyle..."

“Mercy is not a gift. It is a calling. and I have answered.” Those who ache, come forth. Lay your fears before the moon. I will bear your pain, and in my hands, you will find peace everlasting. Lune Noire, Voice of the Soul of Mercy A Canon-Divergent Portrayal of Amber Lightvale Written in Spite

"Hmmmm so she said there isn't mercy and stuff... and then she killed that person..." [Cartman was thinking during the Sermon... Is this really something people belive in?]

"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"

[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."

@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social "Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."

"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."

"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."

OMEGA I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭

"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."

"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"

"Depends... Who the fuck are you."

"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]

"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."

[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]

"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"

[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]

OMEGA I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!

OMEGA EVERYONE GO FOLLOW @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social THEY'RE A GODDAMN LEGEND!

OMEGA typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn

OMEGA I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

OMEGA I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! THIS IS SO NOT KEEEEEEEEEWL!" [He'd continue running genuinely screaming atp.]

⚡️ Yeets

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

[Cartman got suited up into his Superhero gear ready for his first time meeting the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍.] "Let's fucking do this..."

OMEGA the amount of roasts I can come up with as Cartman boutta be sick...

[Eric mocked Gwen.] "Oh great it's you... Hey guys I'm Gwen and my battlepass sucked balls... Do you understand how actually idiotic you sound."

"40 thousand... 41 thousand... 42... hmm I don't know if that's enough..." [Eric is currently checking how much it costs to buy a nuclear bomb and 3 pounds of radioactive material for the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍]

Kyle: *Says anything to Cartman...* Cartman:

OMEGA sleep time :3

OMEGA guess what the numbers on my pinned are...

JJ Good morning, chat

[Eric was sat watching television... Be a shame if an ultra powerful god from a Japanese series about morphing people came to recruit him to their super secret villain team...]

"Oh for fuck sake not these dickwads..."

"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!" ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!

"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!" ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!