"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]

"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]

"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"

[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]

OMEGA I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!

OMEGA EVERYONE GO FOLLOW @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social THEY'RE A GODDAMN LEGEND!

OMEGA typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn

OMEGA I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

OMEGA I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! THIS IS SO NOT KEEEEEEEEEWL!" [He'd continue running genuinely screaming atp.]

⚡️ Yeets

"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."

[Cartman got suited up into his Superhero gear ready for his first time meeting the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍.] "Let's fucking do this..."

OMEGA the amount of roasts I can come up with as Cartman boutta be sick...

[Eric mocked Gwen.] "Oh great it's you... Hey guys I'm Gwen and my battlepass sucked balls... Do you understand how actually idiotic you sound."

"40 thousand... 41 thousand... 42... hmm I don't know if that's enough..." [Eric is currently checking how much it costs to buy a nuclear bomb and 3 pounds of radioactive material for the #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍]

Kyle: *Says anything to Cartman...* Cartman:

OMEGA sleep time :3

OMEGA guess what the numbers on my pinned are...

JJ Good morning, chat

[Eric was sat watching television... Be a shame if an ultra powerful god from a Japanese series about morphing people came to recruit him to their super secret villain team...]

"Oh for fuck sake not these dickwads..."

"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!" ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!

"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!" ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!