*A lonely Nihilister soars through the air, eyes closed, engulfed in her own flames. She twirls and loops in her own little world, far away from the human strife. Up here, the only thing that can hurt her is herself. A perfect engine of destruction, surrounded by barren silence.*

*Soaring through the air, gliding along the wind currents. Her twin heads scanning the blasted landscape below. Everything is on fire, everything is wasted. Nihilister sighs... because today is just like every other.*

*Nihilister claws weakly at the ground, her body slowly repairing itself. Taking in ragged breaths, her one functioning eye glowing weakly.* Hah... hahaha... Not bad. Not bad at all...

*Clears throat looking off camera with a vacant stare.* ................ *Off camera voice* "Whenever you're r--" HI! I'm Nihilister!! I am a reformed Heretic! I burn shit! I LOVE burning shit!!! I heal really good and bring snacks! OH!! I can turn into TWO different mechanical dragons!!

*Nihilister prowls around @doodliestwarrior.bsky.social's castle. Indiscriminately hurling Prinnies that do not immediately get out of her way.* This place is huge! I live in a volcano. It has one room. And most of the floor is lava. By the way, if you ever need lava, I have a lot.

*Crashes down like a meteor, scattering several Prinnies around @doodliestwarrior.bsky.social* My queen!! I have brought the requested items! *Nihilister drops several bags of marshmallows at Etna's feet, her mechanical tail thrashing proudly.*

*Nihilister slams the ground like a meteor. The zombies that weren't flattened immediately begin to slowly turn. Unfortunately for them, they are quickly vaporized by several pillars of flame that erupt from the ground that form a wall around her as she transforms.* It's spooky season, bitches!

*Bounding across the rooftops of a ruined city, cackling to herself.* Happy fall, humans!!

*Nihilister's twin heads roar as she swoops down, scooping up @dorothy-of-eden.bsky.social by the throat.* Hey bitch! Don't think for a second that I forgot what you did to me...

*Perched on her volcano, Nihilister is surrounded by a blasted landscape. She sees nothing. No one. Scorched earth in all directions. She won't admit it, but it's very lonely. She picks up a rock and tosses it off the edge, her legs swinging slowly as she stares blankly into the lava.*

*Prowls lonely through the wasteland. Her powerful mechanical legs thudding against the scorched rock. Her tail swaying slowly as her eyes scan for signs of life. A low growl rumbles in her throat. Or is it a sigh? She comes to the edge of a flowing lava river and watches the molten tock churn*

*Nihilister soars through the air in her alternate form. Wings catching the super heated air as her twin dragon heads spew out fire onto the charred landscape.* Why so scared?! *Cackles maniacally* Isn't this the firepower that you wanted?! Neon: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

*Hot lightning crackles across the sky, following a piercing mechanical roar. A horrific mechanical dragon spewing heat and fire, leaps onto the hard ground. Plants wither and burn in her presence. She shifts grotesquely into the shape of a human with cruel, piercing eyes.* Hot enough for you?