Holding my vape sideways like a gun . Feels good as hell

I'm going to log in to LinkedIn and I'm going to be so fucking normal and insightful

I want to be in an alternate universe where Russel Crowe exists

Balls

Grab his dick and twist it

Your pussy is fat as fuck.... Never kill yourself

My most forward thinking political position is that the vice president should have to be hot

We're spending most our lives living in a chungus paradise

Anyone wanna queen out later

Just now learning about the "gay sex gifs" wow

America needs more parking lot

I'm going to be so fucking woke at the library

EUSEXUA

I wish that goblins were real as fuck

this patch seems really nice. Bison no longer deletes your health bar as consistently and gets massive drive gauge leads in the process. Ed seems shot in the head. Cammy even got big nerfs. I'm happy with Akuma's tune downs too, they seem fair. Rashid barely got tocuhed tho

Bowsers balls are very big

Not even finished Endwalker and it's already my favorite FF story of all time. The writers were COOKING !! Just pure batshit ambition and risk taking and coming up with crazy concepts and shit. So good

My ass is getting fatter. And more powerful

Good morning bluesky

why is this so much faster than twitter

this website has bara titty??

a naked MAN holding a big GRILLED CHEESE

i love grilled cheese and WEBFISHING

Endwalker is so peakkkk

AHHH HELP !! IM GAY ON HALLOWEEEN AHHHH HH HHH

FINAL FANTASY FOURTEEN GAMING (online)

Twitter is so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

jk rowling's body discovered in an alleyway being torn apart by a pack of stray dogs. one thousand points to gryffindor.

I could easily chew my way through basically any high level security door

Advancing the dialectic by pointing out that Marx wasn't a fascist and he probably made out with Engles at least twice

Socialism is cool and men are very hot ‼️

I be like RAWR xD on the daily

Straight people stole and ruined the word bussy

Every friend group has that one dude who

wish i could be more controversial online

this app really is the new twitter

just got my EBT where the fudge rounds

i have decided to kiss men to help with male loneliness

I got sum juicy shit 2 say

This site is so much faster than twitter damn

Hell yeah i'm in this bitch