MY SON POOPED IN THE POTTY AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE POOP!!!

For the morning crowd!

Penelope Dawn Iannone. 8 lbs 6 oz, born 9/15/25 at 9:39AM. I might be biased, but she's absolutely perfect 🥰

We're going in!

It's happening. We've scheduled a C-section for this Monday morning.

If only Christopher Plummer was still with us...

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IT BEGINS

YEAAAAAAAAHHH, WIT NOBODY ELSE

Ah, that brings me back. That was a fun video to make about a terrible movie!

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Welp, the baby is getting big. Like, really big. And the doctors don't want to let my wife go the full 40 weeks. So it's looking like the baby will be here early September.

So much for "The Imortal One"

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

No one Charlie Browns anymore, and tha- actually no one ever Charlie Browned. No one knows what to do at that part of the song.

*watches Banana Ball game* Wow, they're having so much fun! I'd love to see one of these games live! *sees they have a tradition where the whole crowd sings Yellow by Coldplay* ...well fuck that.

Celebrated four years of marriage tonight!

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So at the end of this month, me and my family will be moving to Rochester, MN. My wife has been given a promotion, and it's an excellent opportunity for her. It's never easy to move, but it's the right move at the right time for us.

I'll make a deal with you, Catholic church... if you make Cardinal Pizzaballa the new Pope, and he gets to keep his name, I'll convert and become Catholic.

Elections matter. Choose wisely.

Welp, guess I need to learn how to braid hair. Penelope will be her name 😊

CONE. OF. SHAME.

"No Skool-Aid" it's the GOP agenda in drink form!

So how'd you spend your afternoon?

For the morning crowd!

Time to make the big announcement... BABY NUMBER 2 IS COMING THIS SEPTEMBER!!!

In Texas for the week. Logan is finding out that yes, everything is bigger in Texas, including the dogs.

Barron Trump looks like The Undertaker if he played for the Yankees.

I failed 😞

PLAY BALL! I love Opening Day! Especially since the Red Sox might actually be good this year!

Damn. This is the closest I've come to going viral on Bluesky. It's no Prince tweet or Ted Cruz tweet, but I'll take it for now.

I want every elected Dem to watch this and be scared as fuck

Jesse Watters, alone in a poorly lit room, eating a bowl of gazpacho: "No one can ever know my secret..."

Nope, didn't have this on my 2025 Bingo card.

Goodbye, Angus. You were the sweetest dog. I hope you and Marley are playing together again. I love you, and I'll never forget you 💔

Am I the only one who remembers that Ray Charles used to do ads for Power Ball?

A working man's hand is the hardest card in the whole damn deck to play...

WE WILL CAVE! WE WILL CAVE! WE WILL CAVE!

Not a drag queen.

Repost if you’ve never had measles.

the Steak and Shake bullshit has reminded me that this meme exists on my hard drive

Lewis Black said it best: the Republicans are a party of bad ideas, and Democrats are a party of no ideas. Unfortunately, when people are looking for ideas, even a bad idea seems better than no idea. Thus, our current situation.

People in the area, remember, you saw nothing. Also, to whoever did this, please refrain from eating at McDonald's, for your own sake.

Today at work, I had a woman in my office. A coworker had another woman and her son in his office. The boy was special needs, autistic and couldn't help being loud. The woman in my office said to me, "I hope RFK, Jr. can figure out how kids become like that and fix it!"

Trump can't run for a 3rd term, and unless the Constitution is changed, it'll stay that way. Know what that means for you, Trump supporters? He doesn't need you anymore. And you're about to find out how little he cares about you. Bye bye Medicare. Bye bye VA benefits. Bye bye Social Security.

Gah!!! Why does he look like Lex Luger?!

Now that I'm 40, I'd like to share my thoughts about how schools don't teach writing in cursive anymo- hey, where are you all going?!

Good lord, that's not a name, that's a bad hand in Scrabble. And if you're curious, it's pronounced Justinson.