The amount of support we've received since losing Penelope has been incredible. Thank you all. I'm trying to be strong for my family. This is obviously the most challenging time of my life I've ever had to endure. In the middle of my grief, I still gotta get my son to school...

Goodbye, my Sweet Pea ❤️

We've surpassed our goal. The outpouring of love and support from you all is truly amazing. Nothing will take away the pain of losing Penelope, but it's comforting to know there are so many of you who really do care. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts ❤️

Nearly there. I'm humbled and truly touched by everyone's generosity ❤️

Sweet Pea's official obituary, with viewing information. I feel so numb posting this. I miss her so much.

Nearly there. I'm humbled and truly touched by everyone's generosity ❤️

Less than a day in, and we're already almost halfway to our goal. I'm blown away by everyone's generosity. Thank you all so much ❤️

Thank you all for the outpouring of sympathy. We are hurting right now, and we will be for a very long time. If you're willing and able to help, please consider donating to our GoFundMe to help pay for funeral expenses and time missed from work. ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-co...

Yesterday evening, my baby girl Penelope Dawn Iannone, passed away. This sudden loss has left us absolutely devastated and heartbroken. In the short time she was with us, she lit up our lives. She was so beautiful. Rest well, sweet pea. Daddy will love and remember you forever 💔

We've been trying to potty train my son this weekend.

Taking your son to Great Wolf Lodge for his 4th birthday be like...

...I hate how poorly educated this country is. share.google/0MkoyZbnhV36...

Huh, so I guess tarrifs actually hurt consumers, then? www.wcvb.com/article/trum...

Nutcracker guys say trans rights are human rights! (Also, have a milkshake.)

I gotta remember to keep you guys posted in here. My daughter is the cutest lil baby. And her big brother *LOVES* her!

More like Gen Zen, amirite? @thebunsquad.bsky.social

Is Cam Newton in the witness protection program?

Heartbroken... I was trying for a promotion at work, and I was so confident that I would get it. Then today, the people who had interviewed me call me into a video meeting, only to tell me I didn't get it. I want to scream and sob, but neither of those would do me any good right now.

MY SON POOPED IN THE POTTY AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE POOP!!!

For the morning crowd!

Penelope Dawn Iannone. 8 lbs 6 oz, born 9/15/25 at 9:39AM. I might be biased, but she's absolutely perfect 🥰

We're going in!

It's happening. We've scheduled a C-section for this Monday morning.

If only Christopher Plummer was still with us...

Our baby registry is ready! Please consider getting something for little Penelope! my.babylist.com/coral-gonzales

IT BEGINS

YEAAAAAAAAHHH, WIT NOBODY ELSE

Ah, that brings me back. That was a fun video to make about a terrible movie!

$5 Patrons can see my re-upload a crossover review of the 1978 Matilda movie, with @miannone.bsky.social from years ago; as well as other re-uploads. www.patreon.com/posts/re-upl...

Welp, the baby is getting big. Like, really big. And the doctors don't want to let my wife go the full 40 weeks. So it's looking like the baby will be here early September.

So much for "The Imortal One"

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

No one Charlie Browns anymore, and tha- actually no one ever Charlie Browned. No one knows what to do at that part of the song.

*watches Banana Ball game* Wow, they're having so much fun! I'd love to see one of these games live! *sees they have a tradition where the whole crowd sings Yellow by Coldplay* ...well fuck that.

Celebrated four years of marriage tonight!

Our baby registry is ready! Please consider getting something for little Penelope! my.babylist.com/coral-gonzales

So at the end of this month, me and my family will be moving to Rochester, MN. My wife has been given a promotion, and it's an excellent opportunity for her. It's never easy to move, but it's the right move at the right time for us.

I'll make a deal with you, Catholic church... if you make Cardinal Pizzaballa the new Pope, and he gets to keep his name, I'll convert and become Catholic.

Elections matter. Choose wisely.

Welp, guess I need to learn how to braid hair. Penelope will be her name 😊

CONE. OF. SHAME.

"No Skool-Aid" it's the GOP agenda in drink form!

So how'd you spend your afternoon?

For the morning crowd!

Time to make the big announcement... BABY NUMBER 2 IS COMING THIS SEPTEMBER!!!

In Texas for the week. Logan is finding out that yes, everything is bigger in Texas, including the dogs.

Barron Trump looks like The Undertaker if he played for the Yankees.

I failed 😞

PLAY BALL! I love Opening Day! Especially since the Red Sox might actually be good this year!

Damn. This is the closest I've come to going viral on Bluesky. It's no Prince tweet or Ted Cruz tweet, but I'll take it for now.