got really excited when I learned my dentist was from peru and showed her my capybara tattoo and now I’m worried she thinks I’m a weeb but for latin america

every hockey canada instagram post about the olympics goes like this: macklin celebrini is the youngest person in the world AND he's only three apples tall :-) p.s. sidney crosby is old. like he's seriously so old. he's basically about to die from old age. RIP sidney crosby you will be missed.

The tragedy of James Van Der Beek's horribly early death from cancer is only compounded by the fact that US healthcare is so unaffordable that he was forced to sell off treasured memorabilia in order to afford treatment. I'm devastated for his family

I cannot express just how much I wish I didn’t understand the sentence “Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by a frat leader at ASU”

every day they invent a new bravo housewife and pretend they’ve always been famous just to confuse me

as if he weren’t already having the best year ever, bad bunny can now include my my mother among his many fans. this is v exciting for him i’m sure

you guys drag that little groundhog out of his home every year and make him perform for you and then get mad when he doesn’t give you the answer you want to hear. leave him alone!!

once again I am floored that people still agree to interviews with Chotiner but as someone who loves mess and a good interview, I am incredibly grateful that they do

chronically online test: does the sentence ‘hudson williams and mark carney are the new hobama’ make sense to you? if no, congratulations. if yes, you need to shoot your phone

I love that people think of me when they see capybaras, I’ve successfully trained my friends into sending me photos every time they go to the zoo and it’s great

it finally happened……. australian spelling looks weird to me now

how I’d be moving if I ever met François Arnaud

One of my most sincerely held beliefs is that Maya Rudolph deserved to EGOT for her work as Dionne Warwick in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I don't know how the Tony would have worked, I do not concern myself with details

Evidently Grammarly and AP disagree on the plural of the word 'emoji' so I need them to fight amongst themselves and sort it out. Thank you

there needs to be a royal commission into the way places will charge you $2-3 for added avocado and then give you less than half of a half of an avocado

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process. This is one that stands out: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

triple j hosts all deserve oscars because I would simply not be able to feign enthusiasm every time I heard a royel otis/ocean alley/lime cordiale/other generic australian indie rock band variant song

that video of a content creator calling delroy lindo an emerging artist literally triggered my fight or flight

mangetout by wet leg on the hottest 100… this counts as a heated rivalry cultural victory

Good evening, “Keli Holiday” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

nobody talks about how nerve-wracking it is when an artist you admire likes one of your replies to their instagram stories and from that point on all of your replies appear in their main inbox. it’s a lot of pressure. i miss the anonymity of the requests folder

Teyana Taylor being nominated for a Grammy and an acting Oscar in the same year is suchhhh a flex

why is everything about betting now... I miss the simplicity of participating in an Oscars pool purely for the love of the game and the feeling of superiority you get when the majority of your picks are correct

Sinners breaking the record for the most Oscar nominations in history is so deserved!!!!

a couple of sneaks in those best picture noms if you ask me…………….

Academy Award nominee Rose Byrne 😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌

Based on my algorithm, TikTok looksmaxxers are obsessed with Smallville-era Tom Welling and are all using him to promote some app that analyses your face and gives you body dysmorphia

putting myself in time out because I couldn’t remember which friend told me a particular anecdote and then realised it was something adam friedland said on george civeris’ podcast and i don’t know these people. mandatory grass touching starts NOW

has anyone won any prestigious awards that they would like to give me since that's apparently how it works now

A longtime friend has been displaced after a horrific five-alarm fire in Ridgewood, Queens, earlier this month; please consider donating to the GoFundMe set up for affected residents: www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-r...

Kevin Rudd gets a mention on the latest episode of the Katie Miller Podcast, with RFK Jr. seemingly crediting Rudd with inspiring the Trump administration's ‘Transparency in Coverage Proposed Rule’ (seen here: www.cms.gov/newsroom/fac...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6O...

can someone explain why so many lithuanian surnames look greek to me. the answer is not 'cathy you think everything is greek' btw before anyone starts with me

omg?

whoever Lucy Zelic is precisely is not my business but is she aware that she is the product of immigration?

I wish someone would've warned me that Clairo's Electric Lady Studios version of Bags wasn't on Apple Music before I ditched Spotify omg I miss her

2025 on film: glorious sydney edition

everyone better be leaving that mushroom trial in 2025. I do not want to hear one fucking word about it in 2026. new year new start

an AI-generated defence of AI slop image generators I am in hell

Here’s something about Heated Rivalry and the defensive postures of giving your heart to something sincere www.premiereparty.com/p/heated-riv...

i’m going to be so annoyed if the next email I receive doesn’t use a 🟢 in the subject line

[preparing to get screamed at] I think I officially don’t need to know if you’re mad that an article is paywalled. Perhaps that can be an Inside Thought

matthew morrison mentioned on snl in 2025... recovering gleeks really do control all major cultural institutions

me in bed: i love sleep. i can't wait to sleep my brain: imagine this. you're married to jim davis' daughter and it's up to you to figure out the best way to manage his estate and legacy as the creator of garfield

they’re on tiktok trying to preemptively cancel caleb hearon in case he becomes less woke in the future

how am I supposed to wait a week after THAT episode of heated rivalry… I am not a patient person

unfortunately I am the kind of person who gets excited at being able to recognise the restaurants featured in Emily in Paris

Instagram changing its layout up on me and messing with my muscle memory makes me feel 1000 years old. put my buttons back where they were. hello. HELLO

does anyone else think trump was quoting wicked in his address when he mentioned bad healthcare that came at 'much too high a cost' or should I stop listening to OSTs

calling every tragic event a false flag must hit sooooo hard when you don't even have two braincells to rub together