The Shuhite Collection Coming soon 🤍

We are home. We are where we shall be forever.

These cuties also arrived today 🥰🥰🥰 Today is going to be a great day! Thank you @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

Lift home? (Look at our most popular postcard!)

And that's a wrap. 🤍 Thank you for being a part of this special celebration.

Only an hour to go!

And we're live! You have 24 hours 🤍

REMINDER: Just for today, every postcard parent will get what they want! No stock. No war. No stress. See you at 16:00 BST on Etsy ☺️ (See details and promo codes on Patreon!)

Happy birthday, Mayfair! For one day only, we’re celebrating our writer’s birthday with our very first postcard pre-order. With all your favourite scenes from the Nursery, the listing will be available on Etsy for 24 hours. No rush. Only love! See you on April 12 at 16:00 BST

I am bloody crying my soul out for those creations by @mayfairnursery.bsky.social. I cannot even begin to understand how these ever slipped my timelines. „are we at war? are we on opposite sides again? 😢 And the voices. How can I sleep tonight?

Aziraphale was also using a different name. #GoodFriday

Now they both understand being forsaken - though one has known it longer. #GoodFriday

Thank you for the love you've showered (read: power-hosed) the Ineffable keychains with. I am very humbled and perpetually in awe of this fandom.

The Ineffables will see you there! (Join us on Patreon to get your promo code ☺️)

Our angel, who art in Heaven

Would you love them like I do?

Lonely? I'm not lonely.

Coming soon 🤍

You can now see Crowley's legs in the uncropped Valentine's Day sequence in full resolution. We've added some new fun tiers. Come join us at the Patron Palace!

Happy Lunar New Year from Soho! #GoodOmens 🐴

You don't get to come in 🐍🚪... #GoodOmens

🪴... #GoodOmens

⬇️🌍 #GoodOmens

Fine. #Collection2 #GoodOmens

Happy New Year, #GoodOmens fans! (Yes, it's still December at Mayfair Nursery.)

Eternally fraternising with you 🤍 #GoodOmens

So the Ineffable Collection dropped today a year ago 🥹 In the spirit of this special day at the Nursery, we'll make our most popular Print-on-Demand items - and one (1) new item - available for 24 hours!

Wishing us all a wonderfully Ineffable 2026 🤍

Look at this beauty😭😭😭 and it's beautifully wrapped as always Thank you so much😭🫶🏻 @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

@mayfairnursery.bsky.social ❤️❤️

So magical ✨️ much wow 💕 @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

Certain Halloween costumes don't agree with demonic PTSD.

And the @mayfairnursery.bsky.social babies have also arrived safely! In such pretty packaging too 💙 thank you!

Quick. You can grab these mugs while they aren't looking.

The @mayfairnursery.bsky.social babies prints I ordered arrived and are ready to live on my wall now that I’ve framed them 🤍🖤 The wing shadow got lost in the square size I chose, but I love the reflection detail in Crowley’s glasses!

Psst. A little bird is saying some of the items on Etsy will be available for adoption until December 7. Just a few days left now.

#ARSE MAYFAIR NURSERY strikes again! @mayfairnursery.bsky.social Just in time for the weekend, to spread joy and misery in equal proportions (they are biased towards the latter imho). See? 😭 this is my happy face. I shall inflict it and the tee shirt on my tattooist on Sunday.

The screening last night.

#ARSE @mayfairnursery.bsky.social Why am I not surprised this is in your Etsy shop? It's absolutely perfect for you and I may have to buy it. I love it! Describes Mayfair in a nutshell.

There might be a few fresh and fun things waiting for new Parents over on Etsy 🤍 mayfairnursery.etsy.com

BIG CARTEL BLACK FRIDAY 🤍 The Ineffable Collection Decals will be available until November 30. Use code MNBF7OFF to pluck $7 off *each item* - because you know how God likes sevens. (US parents are sadly not included, but keep your eyes out for the next Black Friday update!)

The listings had wrongly demanded shipping fees. We’ve now talked them out of it. Please enjoy the free worldwide shipping. ☺️ And if you’ve already adopted anything from us, we’ve wrestled those fees off your orders as well!

For a very limited time only, Adoptions-on-Demand are now available on Etsy-land. (Absolutely free shipping on every item, worldwide!)

#ARSE @mayfairnursery.bsky.social YOU'VE MADE IT into The Book!! Congratulations! There might even be space on the decal back cover, for Michael and David to sign at some point.

#ARSE THIS IS the first real chance, since the other week, that I've had to get these beauties out and take a good look at them! Aren't they gorgeous decals? And the packaging is fantabulous. Thanks @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

It's our first Anninursery. 🎉 The babies may be a million years old, but Mayfair Nursery is just turning one today! Thank you for an ineffably wonderful year.

They look lovely 🥰 Thanks @mayfairnursery.bsky.social 😊

Is it possible to be more in love than I already was? The answer is yes @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

He will see you in 2026. #ShuhiteCollection

These bars are but a banner of the reign of angst.