Psst. Our popular POD items are back on Etsyland while we wait for Shuhite Adoption Day 2 🥰

AAAAAAAH THE BABIES ARE HEREEEEE AND THEY ARE GORGEOUS!! 😍😍 AND I AM PROUD PARENT 41 LIKE IN 1941 😏 THANK YOU @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

Happy Pride Month #GoodOmens

My wonderful babies arrived today! They are gorgeous 🥰🥰🥰 Thank you @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

Most of the US parents will meet their babies today. I hope you're ready, because I'm not. 🤍

Look alive, Ineffable Parents! The first storks have arrived for the Shuhites. Track their journeys with me, and keep an eye on your inbox for any important updates.

"Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain." - Terry Pratchett

10 Shuhite babies are still available! Adopt your eternal ineffables today for them to catch the June 1 flight home in time. 🤍 #GoodOmens

It's something of a miracle that the maître d' let Bildad in at all.

Calling all Shuhite parents. Kindly run - not walk - to your Etsyland inbox. 🤍

@mayfairnursery.bsky.social postcard order arrived with surprise keychain! Thank you 🤍🖤

The Shuhite babies are wrapped in the bloodred Scripture box inscribed with God's "answers" for Job. A metaphor inspired by the true fashion of the Pratchettian take on ineffability, because perhaps the Almighty had planned it like this all along.

Retail Therapy my solution to depression 😅 But really, Thank you @mayfairnursery.bsky.social for these lovely and adorable babies, and the special surprise too! Rockrowley?

No one can convince them otherwise. 🤍

And now, a kiss in motion 🖤🤍

"You saw the documentary, didn't you?"

Some events may have been misreported, changed, obfuscated, or downright made up for the sake of plausible deniability. It’s all right. We’re here.

It took me a minute to actually get this thought to settle in my brain with all the emotions but y'all they can't have been erased from the Book of Life because we remember them. #GNU #GoodOmens3

Everything will be all right. #GoodOmens

With over half of the babies spoken for, I'd like to thank not only all the Shuhite parents - but also each and every one of you who have always showered the Nursery babies in love and kindness. Thank you for loving them. I couldn't be more grateful.

The Shuhite Collection is now available for adoption 🤍

One hour to go! ✨ How are we feeling?

And here is the final shipping list by all of you prospective parents from over 70 countries around the world - you've all completely outdone yourselves. The Shuhite Collection launches today - May 10, 13:00 BST 🤍

Here's what you need to know before Adoption Day

Two days till Adoption Day! ✨ Register your country.

Two days to go! If your country is not on the wall, this is the final call to fill out the form. The Shuhite Collection goes live May 10, 13:00 BST.

"Three days until we find out who our parents are, Angel!" The Shuhite Collection goes live May 10, 13:00 BST. Have you registered your country as their potential new home?

I think I'll un-jail myself on May 13. It feels right.

Come pack the Shuhite Collection box with me. The babies are coming this May 10. Be there. 🤍

"We're busy, kid! Get out of the way!" "I AM THE WAY."

Enter your country for Tiny Bildad's list of his and the angel's new homes! #GoodOmens Prospective parents at Mayfair Nursery, kindly use the form below to register your country as a shipping destination.

In case anyone is feeling as if they have to pick between the Good Omens official store or our babies, I'd like to let you know we'll be holding off the Shuhite launch at least until mid-May. Now go splurge. 🤍

"I'm getting that snow globe." "My dear, you don't even have shoes."

I know the angel you were.

That scene from that episode - with Bildad the Shuhite

To be lonely together.

Apology. Crowley new to ball. #ProjectHailMary

The Shuhite Collection Coming soon 🤍

We are home. We are where we shall be forever.

These cuties also arrived today 🥰🥰🥰 Today is going to be a great day! Thank you @mayfairnursery.bsky.social

Lift home? (Look at our most popular postcard!)

And that's a wrap. 🤍 Thank you for being a part of this special celebration.

Only an hour to go!

And we're live! You have 24 hours 🤍

REMINDER: Just for today, every postcard parent will get what they want! No stock. No war. No stress. See you at 16:00 BST on Etsy ☺️ (See details and promo codes on Patreon!)

Happy birthday, Mayfair! For one day only, we’re celebrating our writer’s birthday with our very first postcard pre-order. With all your favourite scenes from the Nursery, the listing will be available on Etsy for 24 hours. No rush. Only love! See you on April 12 at 16:00 BST

I am bloody crying my soul out for those creations by @mayfairnursery.bsky.social. I cannot even begin to understand how these ever slipped my timelines. „are we at war? are we on opposite sides again? 😢 And the voices. How can I sleep tonight?