Random Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

Assistant to the Assistant @chitowncamille.bsky.social

What was once old is new again

Random Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

…… @chitowncamille.bsky.social

Random Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

You brought this on yourself. Remember that later.

The only thing botched was you not being able to keep your secret hidden.

Wow

Do we want to revisit some screenshots up in this MF’r….

Attacked once again….

Chicago trip is planned for November @chitowncamille.bsky.social

Random Tired Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

Now we get to put it back together.

Someone is tired @chitowncamille.bsky.social

I mean….

Did a thing…

What you don’t do in the morning is drive and listen to a twelve year old girl talk about her cancer battle because I can’t see anything right now.

I like fewer people every day.

Random Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

“Do you offer a cash discount?” Ma’am, this isn’t the Wawa.

I am perfectly happy being wherever my wife is. Don’t need much else.

Random Walter @chitowncamille.bsky.social

Fuck the sun. Work smart. Not hard.

Elite Dad shit

🐊⚾️🔥

Do people not know they are funky & musty or do they just not care.

Burgers on the flat grill are so damn good.

Suddenly obsessed with Olivia Dean.

Aye @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social you finally find a woman that thinks french fry grease is attractive

I have a bachelor party to go to Saturday night and it involves a strip club. Can’t we just go bowling or something. I got titties at home.

If you have your hazard lights on while driving in the rain, I should be allowed to shoot you.

And it’s gone…

Just your average little rain, shower where you can’t see 10 feet in front of your vehicle

That was the easiest four glued on mirrors I have ever removed. I am pleasantly surprised.

Alright alright alright…

I got a $79 cordless heat gun for $6.

I will donate a body part to Red Panda.

This flavor is called Job Is Done Orange.

“I could do all this work myself honestly but I just don’t have the time” Yeah then why don’t you go ahead and find the time because I don’t want any part of this action.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those that celebrate.