I swear, if I get on ONE more bus where someone is hacking & not covering their mouths properly, y’all may see me on the news for crashing out in public. 😒

Everything about Lane Kiffin annoys me. Idk why.

No work until Oct. 27. I already don’t know what to do with myself right now.

As if I needed another excuse to eat pasta.

Was in a public restroom when another woman walked in sighing heavily. It took everything in me to keep from saying “I feel ya, sis.” It’s been that type of week. 😓

THANK YOU, BREWERS!!! Now Cubs fans can shut up. Lol

No. 6 Oklahoma is currently getting beat by a team that lost to the UNRANKED Gators last week.

Being an adult is basically just walking into a room & saying to yourself “I came here for something. What was it?” at least once a week.

Having a lead isn’t the problem. It’s HOLDING it that gets us. 😩

Is anyone else’s app glitching?

The Chiefs really lost to the Jags.

Need the Brewers to win this series. Cubs fans are so obnoxious.

The Gators will not have me fucked up today. The Gators will not have me fucked up today. The Gators will not have me fucked up today. The Gators will not have me fucked up today. The Gators will not have me fucked up today.

It’s always fuck the Red Sox!

The feeling of utter bliss that comes from listening to 90s music is unmatched.

Taking a week off this month & am going absolutely nowhere. Can’t. Wait.

Lord. I never realized how truly mess I was until I started working remotely. 🫣

Bears won Yankees won Gators had a bye & couldn’t disappoint me again Solid sports weekend

Sunday headache = couch potato Thank goodness for sports. ⚾️🏈

These NFL pre-game shows are getting worse each year. 🥴

#Royals Jac Caglianone homers (7) on a fly ball to right center off #BlueJays Tyler Heineman. Tyler Tolbert scores. Luke Maile scores. 🏳 406ft, 101.1mph, 30.0 deg TOR 1 @ KC 14; BOT 7

Forgot to add that I also visited Target Field (stadium no. 4) over the weekend. Hitting 2 stadiums in 2 days in 2 different states was rough. 😅 But I had a good time!

It gives me immense pleasure knowing the Dolphins are 0-3.

I’m just over here dropping bagel crumbs down my shirt. 🤦🏽‍♀️ How’s everyone else’s morning going? lol

MLB Stadium Stop #3: Fenway Park ✅ I have been wanting to see the biggest rivalry in baseball — Yankees vs. Red Sox — for years. I finally made it happen last night. 🙌🏽

Man, touring Fenway Park felt like stepping straight into baseball history. From climbing up to the Green Monster to sitting in the original wooden seats, every detail told a story.

Four flights in 48 hours was certainly a choice. 🥴

If I can hear you over my NC headphones, you’re talking too loud.

People at the airport are so disgusting. If you’re coughing or sneezing, COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH PROPERLY. FFS. It’s really not that hard.

I have cartoons on as background noise (and I laugh obviously lol) almost every day of the week & I have a feeling my neighbors think I’m high all the time. 🤣

This 3-day weekend came at the right time. Very much needed. 😪

You can’t pick & choose which tragedies to acknowledge unless you have an agenda. It is what it is.

Never tell a woman to “calm down” if you want your balls to stay intact.

I can say with complete certainty that I am ridiculously sick of all the fucking Kelces. Shit’s getting insufferable. 😣

Ah, I see Tua Turndaballova has returned.

I have a few obnoxious neighbors on my floor & I love that football season allows me to return the favor. 😏

This is why you should always go into the season with zero expectations.

Gators 🤦🏽‍♀️

Just got a “Go Gators!” from an SUV full of cute guys while walking down the street. God, I love football season. 🤣

So, it’s #NationalReadABookDay, which is basically like telling me to breathe. I’ve been celebrating this holiday my whole life. 🤣 Happy reading, fellow nerds! 🤓📖 #BookSky

Ok, Justin Herbert…

Found a fun way to track my MLB-stadium visits. 😎

Me in the theater watching the new SpongeBob movie in December:

I’ve had an event every single day/night since Wednesday. 🥱 Staying in my pjs all day today was the right decision.

It’s finally arrived. 🥲

Ppl way too comfortable walking around smellin’ like hot booty cheeks. 🤢

The workweek hasn’t even started yet & I’m already booked. I really need to chill out with making plans during the week. 🥴

MLB Stadium #2 ✅ Watched the Yankees beat the White Sox from the Rate Club at Rate Field last night, complete with luxury seats, buffet, open bar & in-seat service. Not a bad way to see a W. 🍹⚾

I know Cowboys fans feelin’ sick today.

You can’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Read that again.