Donkey Kong has entered the United States

I’ve learned that this guy’s business model is all about selling copium to liberals, attempting to distort reality to make it seem as though Trump is losing all these battles… when in all actuality, he’s racking up W after W (to all of our detriment).

This reads like an Onion-style parody of Van Jones

Good morning, progressives. Happy Tuesday

What is even happening

Typical Marxist-Leninist. Always blaming AnComs for everything 🙄

All Trump tariffs undone by federal trade court. Treats are back on the menu

Who is Bowser’s baby mama? Or does he reproduce asexually? 🤔

Would you take Sarah Palin parasailin’? 🤔 🌊🪂🚤

Switching back and forth between hip-hop news and political news like I usually do, I thought this video was accusing Joey Bada$$ of being at Democratic Party sex parties for a minute.

Rock the boat! 🎵

“You’ll never take me!”

Happy Mother’s Day, progressives

If Stephen A is going to seriously tease running, it’s worth pointing out he hasn’t said anything about Abrego Garcia or any of the people shipped off to a fascist dungeon in El Salvador. For someone who likes to speak on everything, recently, that seems like a pretty big story to miss.

IGN created racial hierarchy list

Hello, progressives

Bret Stephens: “I really hope Dems don’t run people who are really popular.”

Nintendo came back with their own diss track

Reading a book called, “I Hate You; Don’t Leave Me,” about Borderline Personality, and this concept of “self-amnesia” is something I find fascinating. Something I can relate to.

Hey, have y’xll heard about Corey Bookers RECORD SETTING filibuster speech? Corey was even nice enough to text me about it, in the event I somehow missed it!

Corey Booker voted this afternoon to keep sending bombs to Israel, which is much, much more meaningful and important than a speech about values, even if it did last 25 hours.

One of my favorite DOOM remixes MF DOOM x Tom Misch - Dream Girls (ft. Loyle Carner) m.soundcloud.com/king_jza/mv0...

Andrew Tate

Lmao @majorityreport.bsky.social

LMAO It’s a shame Stephen A is such a cuck centrist. He’d be very lovable if he was at least a basic lib.

When does a “moderate conservative” take a look at the people next to them and think “🤔 why do the worst people in the world agree with me?”

I’m gonna watch Invincible and take a drink every time Mark is being a whiny, mopey bitch

When people say “there’s no opposition party,” they are being literal.

Dope little remix album of a bunch of old Kanye freestyles and loosies. It’s kind of sad listening to this, realizing what he’s become today. Kanye actually used to be my favorite rapper around 2009. youtu.be/hGf2QtL62zs

“Okay 1st up, y’all- we gotta talk about Sonic. He’s blue; runs around real fast; cracks wise. Ya may have heard of him. He also stopped Dr. Robotnik from destroying Earth several times. *Shouting voice* SO WHY… AFTER TWO MOVIES… IS HE STILL LETTING HIM.. ON THE TEAM?? *Quiet voice* Folks… it just—“

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After I’m done reading The Jakarta Method, ima switch it up and read this

They got John Fetterman in this game #Avowed

First day of bench-sitting school #Avowed

First day of standing school

Good evening, progressives. I’m sorry we all live in a late stage capitalist shithole, run by gangsters. We deserve better than to toil our life away for pennies. I hope you are able to find some small happiness today.

Always kind of surreal to see fake headlines I made years ago go viral again