This fuckin guy is a menace. He's laying on the grocery list I was writing.

Now trusted enough to engage in casual bapping

Faceoff

My precious bladed children are revealed!

Fran was a bit more brave today and exploded around some! Look at this weird creechur

Omfg I love you

Are you hiding behind Sneaks hahahah???

Poor Bowser wants to play with Taro so bad! Hopefully Taro eventually realizes this is just a giant kitten...

This Fuckin Guy

Resplendent

Absolutely ridiculous

Of course you realize this means war

Mom is on another weeklong trip, so Sneaks is once again constantly staring daggers at me and hissing until I Return his Mama

Bowser is a handsome lil fella

Oh Big stretch!

Children...

I accidentally left the kittens' dry food out when I took them to graduate, and now I return to these two looking Suspiciously Satisfied

Bowser has learned much from his brother about the art of Laying Stupidly

Here comes Trouble

I love you Taro you absolute dingus

Happy Halloween you giant-eyed baby!

Supervisor Sneaks

Wary but also cozy

Scientist at work #critterposting

Tsuchineko real...

What do we want? DRAGONS! When do we want 'em? NOW! Where do we want 'em? IN TODAY'S BLOG! buff.ly/Q3YzyqH

My precious bladed children are revealed!

Vorpal dragons do what?!

". Adult vorpal dragons retain this ability, and more genial ones tend to cut the heads of would-be dragonslayers without killing them, the better to teach them a lesson." PAIZO WHAAAAAAAT

Huge shout-out to my colleagues for writing "dragon that beheads you without killing you". No notes!

I love these guys!!! "The younger Vorpal Dragons don’t have complete control of their magic. When they slice off someone’s head, the person doesn’t die, and their victim can even pick their head up and put it back on pretty easily, assuming the dragon doesn’t get to it first and fly off with it."

Alan Grant, dragonologist: “It slashes with its vorpal blade, decapitating you instantly. But their magic lets you survive the blow. Meaning, you’re still *alive* when it starts to eat you. So, try to show a little respect.” *cut to terrified Lv 1 adventurer* #Pathfinder #VorpalDragon #JurassicPark

Everyone else is already baffled by vorpal dragons but I would like to throw my hat in the ring. Whaaaat, that rules

This art is GORGEOUS. I also love the descriptor of how vorpal dragons can cut a creature's head off *and the creature can stay alive* like some sort of magical chicken. #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #starfinder2e

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Eldritch Moon (2016)

Tonight: 'you mean you haven't seen,' Re-Animator!

just saw there was a shooting event in america a couple days past. thoughts and prayers.

watching The Thing again

I see *someone's* been at the Robert W. Chambers

Herman Melville: doing the Catacombs before Blighttown.

...well, at least now we know who stole it from the natives. Someone ring up the guy from Midnight Oil.

Herman Melville: exercising at least *some* standards in his pursuit of Polynesian strange.

Herman Melville at his most cunning

Herman Melville: friendzoning the Lord.

Relatable.

you cannot get at it

I genuinely don't know what I could add to this

...you *gotta* wash your sheets, my dude