What kind of things would they do with each other…

We hold these Dr. Pepper truths to be Dr. Pepper evident.

The less popular aspects of #Warframe and how I think they could be improved:

I was already cringe enough being a milk drinker fuck you Gubbermint

Recommend me literally any game to speedrun! I want to do more speedruns this year, but I have no idea what to play! #speedrun

I'm still making stuff on another website btw 👀

They call me Soft Shell, like the taco, or perhaps, the turtle.

Yo momma so short she got stomped by a goomba. Yo momma so fat she collapsed bowsers arena without touching the axe. Yo momma so stupid she asked which aisle she could buy delfino.

It cold

“Wow! I couldn’t have done better if I tried!” <— Looking at something I tried very hard on.

Is it a red flag to stream 10 hours of Warframe in a single day? Don’t care. Will continue to do it.

Hawkway tuah that thanger zone

Moving to the cunty, gonna eat a lot of penis

Called the pharmacy AGAIN for my 9 DAYS past due prescription, and they finally bothered to tell me “not only do we not have your shit, we have no plans of getting your shit.”

“Cock? A dude’ll do.” - Gay Rooster.

Flea scientists telling stories like “I was working on the lab one night.”

I think we should be more concerned about AI having so much training data of home security camera footage that it can accurately mimic it.

It doesn’t matter if it’s my first time visiting Deimos, or the 50th. That part of Warframe is so fantastical that my amazement has never diminished.

“Fascinating…” *flush*

Playing #nuclearnightmare with the whole clown car full! Let's not get infected. 🙏 @barrikb.bsky.social @rottingcoffee.bsky.social @skawabii.bsky.social @jadevelfire.bsky.social @toastlet.bsky.social & BirdFurgeson #vtuber #clown www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Played Warframe for the first time in 7 months and oh my god why did I stop playing Warframe???

I wanted to write a joke about disappearing butt plugs, but I don’t know if I have it in me.

It took 5 years of scrolling, but for a brief moment, my fyp was entirely cute animals and classic yogscast clips.

Don Quixote goes crazy

Scary lost in a wintery hellscape with @rottingcoffee.bsky.social playin' Nuclear Nightmare! ☢️ #vtuber #clown www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Clown photographers be like “Now let’s take a serious one.”

“Hope this helps!” I hope you get broiled in a house fire.

Government shutdown right before my flight. TSA is going to cook me in the xray scanner.

Sewing machines will call you stupid in 30 different ways before you even wind the bobbin.

Writing about a future year that you realistically will live through is risky, but Fallout was on the money when they said nuclear war would happen in October of 2025.

Going to be streaming Kingdom Hearts at the time of the White House broadcast. There’s a good chance I hear “it” while doing a Jiminy Cricket impression.

Your future girlfriend is questioning how to cook a 5lb slab of pork loin for tacos.

If trump dies this week I’m posting thirst traps on main.

Here to remind y'all that I have a Fansly and it just so happens to be 50% off right now (fans.ly/RottingCoffee) #fansly #vtuber #lewdtuber #nsfw #hentai #spicy

Rizz failed. We’ll get em next time.

I think the scrolling direction on social media should invert every couple of years just to ruin reaction gifs.

I made more lagugu

“Check out my SoundCloud! Listen to us on Spotify! Try my bandcamp!” Not interested. I listen to key-gens.

Lasoogie

Never in my life had I been subjected to the “Pittsburgh Left” until someone made a TikTok about it just days ago. Now I’m getting cut off daily. Mind virus’s are real and they’re making the average driver even dumber.

I will become the mayor of the world and enact the “Let me play Dark Souls II” mandate.

All year I’ve been holding back the crushing weight of change and instability. I’m pulled 100 different directions from the crack of dawn because I’m the only one here with even the slightest bit of common sense and reliability. This shit hasn’t broken me yet, and it’s not going to.

Love making flatbread, because you can dump it in the pan, go take a shower, watch a movie, drive to Hawaii, and still flip it too early.

Started with 4lbs of strawberries now we here.

The gluttonous demons I live with have replaced my arms and legs with dough hooks and rolling pins. I have gone through 12lbs of flour in 2.5 weeks. They could have used a little more cinnamon.

I NEED to know where this GIF comes from and I don’t care how bad that sounds

Hard times produce strong men. Strong men produce good times. I produce chocolate chip cookies when I have enough eggs and flour.

Switch 2 release day for the average American.