It doesn’t matter if it’s my first time visiting Deimos, or the 50th. That part of Warframe is so fantastical that my amazement has never diminished.

“Fascinating…” *flush*

Playing #nuclearnightmare with the whole clown car full! Let's not get infected. 🙏 @barrikb.bsky.social @rottingcoffee.bsky.social @skawabii.bsky.social @jadevelfire.bsky.social @toastlet.bsky.social & BirdFurgeson #vtuber #clown www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Played Warframe for the first time in 7 months and oh my god why did I stop playing Warframe???

I wanted to write a joke about disappearing butt plugs, but I don’t know if I have it in me.

It took 5 years of scrolling, but for a brief moment, my fyp was entirely cute animals and classic yogscast clips.

Don Quixote goes crazy

Scary lost in a wintery hellscape with @rottingcoffee.bsky.social playin' Nuclear Nightmare! ☢️ #vtuber #clown www.twitch.tv/clownsgohonk...

Clown photographers be like “Now let’s take a serious one.”

“Hope this helps!” I hope you get broiled in a house fire.

Government shutdown right before my flight. TSA is going to cook me in the xray scanner.

Sewing machines will call you stupid in 30 different ways before you even wind the bobbin.

Writing about a future year that you realistically will live through is risky, but Fallout was on the money when they said nuclear war would happen in October of 2025.

Going to be streaming Kingdom Hearts at the time of the White House broadcast. There’s a good chance I hear “it” while doing a Jiminy Cricket impression.

Your future girlfriend is questioning how to cook a 5lb slab of pork loin for tacos.

If trump dies this week I’m posting thirst traps on main.

Here to remind y'all that I have a Fansly and it just so happens to be 50% off right now (fans.ly/RottingCoffee) #fansly #vtuber #lewdtuber #nsfw #hentai #spicy

Rizz failed. We’ll get em next time.

I think the scrolling direction on social media should invert every couple of years just to ruin reaction gifs.

I made more lagugu

“Check out my SoundCloud! Listen to us on Spotify! Try my bandcamp!” Not interested. I listen to key-gens.

Lasoogie

Never in my life had I been subjected to the “Pittsburgh Left” until someone made a TikTok about it just days ago. Now I’m getting cut off daily. Mind virus’s are real and they’re making the average driver even dumber.

I will become the mayor of the world and enact the “Let me play Dark Souls II” mandate.

All year I’ve been holding back the crushing weight of change and instability. I’m pulled 100 different directions from the crack of dawn because I’m the only one here with even the slightest bit of common sense and reliability. This shit hasn’t broken me yet, and it’s not going to.

Love making flatbread, because you can dump it in the pan, go take a shower, watch a movie, drive to Hawaii, and still flip it too early.

Started with 4lbs of strawberries now we here.

The gluttonous demons I live with have replaced my arms and legs with dough hooks and rolling pins. I have gone through 12lbs of flour in 2.5 weeks. They could have used a little more cinnamon.

I NEED to know where this GIF comes from and I don’t care how bad that sounds

Hard times produce strong men. Strong men produce good times. I produce chocolate chip cookies when I have enough eggs and flour.

Switch 2 release day for the average American.

Doing heroin once at birth to set the all-time sobriety streak.

Single player feels good AF

They call me pocket the way I get pussy

Founding Father clout has undeservedly prevented mockery of the name Jefferson.

Can someone pickup a Switch 2 for me please and also pay for it? I need to race that little cow. Thank you.

If she’s your darling, why is she skipping to my lou?

Wanted to learn how to work with dough. Pizza was ok. Rolls are GOOD.

Pope Bob.

“I don’t believe that parachutes work. Let’s drop 50% of skydivers without one.”

Aliens always saying gleep glorp and shit, like can’t we have a real conversation?

FDA agent clocking in: “Looks like it’s a drugs day.”

Get burgered, idiot. 🦃

The longer I play Oblivion OG the more flashes I see of Fallout. It’s like a Severance style memory hole.

Submissive trans-masc learns the meaning of friendship, call that bottom growth.

I may not have health insurance anymore, and my household lost its primary source of income, and my sibling just got leukemia, but I’m really feeling like 2025 is my year 😃

Pronouncing “biopic” as “bi-ah-pic” is stupid because it presumes the prefix to be the noun (biography) instead of the grammatically appropriate adjective (biographical).