We thought 1984 and Brave New World were novels. Turns out they were prophesy. Up next? Lord of the Flies or Soylent Green.

god, you really gonna kill off catherine o'hara but let other certain evil people *you know who i speak of* go on and on and on and on and on? i don't get it - is the evil an immunity booster?

going to sundance to network for my movie aka find out which programmers will screen a very weird diy punk film aka my debut feature. hit me up anyone who is gonna be there! i made postcards so you know i'm 4 reel! #thenextbigoneindiefilm

rare photo of me doing stuff #glendaloughcathedral #ireland

i'm really starting to think electing a rapist, criminal as president wasn't a good idea.

you are telling me udo kier died and no one told me???

gilligan has done it again - carol is my HERO she is a feminist artist goddess - anyone who has not experienced profound loneliness may not 'get' this show but its perfect -- just please stay good.

so we cancel todd rohal's tiny ai parody but keep binging stranger things and every other show using ai extras. wild. yall bully a broke indie filmmaker probably still living with his granny but live on zuckerberg. maybe stop holding indie artists to different standards.

i hearby proclaim that all ugly photos of me are not real

what happens when a country reads too many sally rooney novels www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

hochul you just sent me a middling check for 200 dollars to account for 'inflation' - girl are you kidding? every time you sneeze in nyc you spend 150 dollars. make the busses fast and free! something that would actually make a difference! @governor.ny.gov ny1.com/nyc/all-boro...

this just in: world's ugliest mother-fuckers do not like the new nyc mayor www.newsweek.com/supermarket-...

ariel vs capitalism = capitalism has won

ariel vs. the dirt in my apartment = the dirt has won

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

i co-produced (and have a cameo of course in) and helped cast this film for onur tukel! get ready for a fun one! paul sparks is pure hilarity. this is the absurd comedy we need! deadline.com/2025/11/paul...

woke up and started to like nyc again! smells like nyc in the morning!

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

the hot girls for zohran have won! when hot girls get together, we win!!!

what do i have to do to prove that michael shannon is doing all the voiceovers for my feature debut? i mean i know ya'll are owned by bezos but pls get it together @imdb

Time is running out! Help me fund a one-manthology of Dean Haspiel Deep Cuts featuring my pantheon of protagonists & paramours! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...

tubi: a million hitchcock classics netflix: the electric state one of these is supposed to be the lowbrow platform

october 15th 2025, passport control at jfk. wednesday 7pm. no lines, no crowd. just silence. no one’s coming to america anymore… wonder why.

how many more things do i have to buy before i don't have to buy anything else

also not sure who else needs to hear this (um everyone) but just because you are pro lgbtq rights doesn't make you a leftist can we see some actual evidence ???

radical leftist here to remind folks what makes a radical leftist in usa 2025 - 1) we want common sense gun control laws. we don't like guns! that's not our thing! 2) free health care for all 3) want billionaries and corporations pay their fair share in taxes and 4) human rights for all everywhere

just a reminder that the 99.9 % of radical leftists in this country are exactly like me: nerds with a criterion collection sub, who want sensible gun control + free health care for all + and whose ultimate greatest aspiration = to live in an apartment that allows for the fostering of cats

8 years, 1 pandemic, too many vfx shots, and somehow michael shannon’s voice… i wrote about the wild rollercoaster ride of finishing my first feature + the heroes helping me through post: iloveyourvoice.substack.com/p/almost-fin...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE-v... i have a cameo in this (as does my mum) + helped cast this film! looking forward to checking it out soon, congrats #oliverirving and team! #indiefilm #nycindiefilm #casting

artists are the coolest people ever, actually

vision board / fashion + energy inspirations: Megan Stalter tiedye in lena dunham's 'too much' / dark comedy punk genius larry charles on the set of 'seinfeld' / greta gerwig power stance pink jumpsuit:

100% love squid games and the new lena dunham show. hate that netflix doesn't put out episodes weekly -- pls follow the hbo model! some of us dont have self control! #arielsculturereviews

so many lizard people in this image it's overwhelming

proof that i still exist -> ariel with a dog 2025 #dogdaysofsummer

very much here for larry charles appreciate month.

this just in : zohran mamdani's SAT score is....oh shit...wait...really? wait ... dang that's actually pretty good. #america

aww little billionariey got his witty bitty feelings hurt 😂 www.cnbc.com/2025/07/04/o...

this just in, zohran mamdani got a b on his art history midterm in college. more vital important breaking news to follow.

reminder to quit your nytimes account if you haven't already. reads as so desperate. how is this scandal. @nytimes.com nyers do not give a damn about this focus on the issues and stop trying to make petty scandals out of butkus. #nytimesboycott www.nytimes.com/2025/07/03/n...

running for office y’all. platform: billionaire hunger games. 1 weapon each, fight to the death in a virtual arena. payperview funds healthcare, education & food stamps. still think zohran’s the radical one? 😌

can someone talented on here make a remix ---> using the numerous times this complete freak of nature says "woke" and "stagnation" www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV7Y...

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

peter thiel admitting here he doesn't identify as human. these tech billionaries are freaks. this is exactly 101 on why no one should be allowed to have as much money as these men www.thenation.com/article/soci...

amazing take here comparing zohran to laguardia jacobin.com/2025/06/mamd...

Our campaign offers a glimpse of what city government can look like: energetic, focused, and always bringing people in.

BREAKING NEWS: Zohran’s horrific views EXPOSED [cut to Zohran] “I want poor people to have homes and childcare”

Media: Zohran’s horrifying agenda REVEALED Zohran: “I want to make NYC livable for normal people”

anyone else sleep only 3 hours last night #HOTGIRLFORZOHRANSUMMER2025 #HOTZOHRANSUMMER

new substack this mornin' ~ iloveyourvoice.substack.com/p/i-love-tak...

more important news than news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK-...