someone get this fella a couple extra 12-packs...

cw: hyper cmon, have a seat, there's plenty of room 🎨: @saphiros.hyper.wang

cw: hyper, donut gotta show off that fox hole sometimes yknow 🎨: @buppy.art

forbidden soup bowl @alt.greyskies.cloud

Dragons of various sizes can choose various perches to pass the time. @alt.greyskies.cloud's little noodle has selected wisely... Thank you SO much for hiring me fren <3

cw: hyper sometimes when you've got problems this big, you've just gotta take care of em yourself 🎨: @saphiros.hyper.wang

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ok but like -was- the grink there?

Heya! i got an unexpected bill. i will be opening for 10 slots - they will be quick turnaround as usual! 70 USD for single character cel shade no bg small prop - extra props/versions start at 10 USD. extra OC is 50% of base price! i am paying off an unexpected bill, so if you got a hankering, hmu!

a glucose meter is a type of vampire bat i think

hungery...

CW //DONUT [Sketch] Calliope for @alt.greyskies.cloud So very squishy www.furaffinity.net/view/62628217/

cw: hyper morning stretches can really loosen you up! 🎨: @martinyellow.bsky.social

cw: micro, hyper watch out for nanobots, you never know where they might end up! or maybe they should be the ones watching out 🤔 🎨: @futonmania.bsky.social

cw: hyper, large penetration, bulge a little stimulation can go a long way so a lot of stimulation should have even more impact, right? 🎨: @saphiros.hyper.wang

that's it, i'm gettin' the forklift; get outta my store!! (commission for the BIG BIG @alt.greyskies.cloud <3)

i did that "which horror movie character are you" random picker yesterday but it landed on The Killer and it scared me so much i had to shut off my laptop for the rest of the day :(

happy being vesper day, vesper!

Goated @alt.greyskies.cloud @nystre.bsky.social

u made ur own bed, now lay with it!

the most disgusting and offputting phrase ever dreamed up in the english language by far is "prior authorization"

Please observe a currently unmissably massive-Mew Fern's expansive paw & ball related, psychically powered flotation prowess and proclivities presently- don't forget respectfully...! 💜⏫🐾🍒✨ Fern ©️ @alt.greyskies.cloud!

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THIS JUST IN: The Pokemon Company International has announced that Pokemon Legends: Z-A will NO LONGER feature mega evolutions! "The leaks up to this point were entirely wrong. The 'Z' stands for 'Z-Moves' which will be making a comeback!"

foxes are heavy!!

time for tea all the tea 🎨: @saphiros.hyper.wang

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thinking about replacing my whole wardrobe and getting really into safety goth

thinkin about abra. what a cool lil guy.

feeling like we need to bring back PantsBurnLegWound

CRTs are quadrupeds, flat screens are bipeds

Despite the horrors we press on Properly opening up Thingamajigs for the first time in awhile, if interested slam dunk a dm onto my head detailing what you wants Images still can't be sent in dm's, so feel free to use twitter or other meansss

Jelly Mold For @alt.greyskies.cloud From Aug Stream Commissions www.furaffinity.net/view/62271134/

Art Stream Back to the grind with a little something different, trying quicker in-stream sketches - as shown here - for $45 each, taking up to 4 slots tonight piczel.tv/watch/io_Otter