Had up close seats today to watch the #Royals. Played poorly, but great experience. Back tomorrow to cheer them on. #letsgoroyals #Fountainsup #Royals

Getting ready to watch Sonny and Lloris at the St. Louis City game! This is amazing. #COYS

Spurs get a penalty? lol never.

THIRTEEEN minutes?!? We got some tiiiiiired boys out there. #COYS

So uh, wasn’t that the same thing that Bentacur did that got Newcastle a penalty earlier this season?

Never met a bigger PSG fan than me on Champions League Final Day.

Arteta acting like he’s gonna get the ball every time. Yeah ok buddy.

Me after watching Spurs matches for the rest of the season: #COYS

I really wish Tel would’ve squared to Gallagher… It’s haunting me. #COYS

We need more…of everything. Can’t stop or drop energy now. #COYS

Tottenham win and then a Royals sweep? This can’t be real life. #COYS #fountainsup

He’s a pretty big guy, ya know?!! #fountainsup

How Spurs women have not scored in that last 5 minutes, let alone the whole game, is beyond me. Dominating the game. #COYS

A PL win? In the big 2026?!? Only had to make a few ritual sacrifices for it. #COYS

I have survived numerous losing seasons from the Kansas City Royals. But never at the same time as a Tottenham losing season. New levels of toughness unlocked. #COYS #FountainsUp

Folks, I know we conceded late. It was heartbreaking. I felt emotions I hadn’t in months. I remain *chuffed* about Spurs performance today. Anything else would be a draining exercise over something none of us have any control over. Up the Spurs, in perpetuity. #COYS

Turns out I still care. Damnit. #COYS

I do not understand Spurs get called for SO MANY FOULS On corners. I do not see a difference between what Spurs do and others. #COYS

Please…a deflection for us. Please 😩😩😩 #COYS

I am worried that that Xavi miss may come back and haunt us. Surely not, surely just anxiety talking. Nothing to worry about #COYS

Folks I legit got so excited I accidentally hit the remote and turned the game off and missed the celebration #COYS

WHAT IS HAPPENING A GOAL AT HOME BEFORE THEY SCORED? IN THIS ECONOMY? #COYS

I am utterly convinced that the PGMOL decided before the season that it would be hilarious if they could go the entire season without awarding Spurs a penalty. #COYS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO FURTHER ACTION? He caused the injuries!!!?!?

Like, what’s crazy to me is we haven’t got a bounce like that in AGES. Not a deflected goal. Not a pen. Poor ref decisions that take away opportunities. Cannot catch a single break and the whole PREM is thirsty for it. #COYS

Morris (so back) and Holdt? IT IS TIME #COYS

Summanen only scores wild goals. #COYS

It’s time for Olivia Holdt. #COYS

Hear me out: We stay up🤞 Poch in. Cuti and Poch do the Argentine connection to get Alvarez to Spurs. #Coys

Also, Mathys Tel not playing all year is criminal negligence at this point. #COYS

If we stay up, I never want to see Archie Gray play anything but CM for the rest of his Spurs career. #COYS

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah A goal from a non foul (2 games in a row) And now that. Micky VdV would like a word. It’s crazy man. We will just not catch a break. #COYS

It’s my first “just to remind you all that Bobby Witt Jr is a generational talent who we should not take for granted” post. #royals #letsgoroyals

I’m old enough to remember Bentancur being assessed a penalty against Newcastle for holding a player and not playing the ball. Rice has committed 2 fouls that are pens in the last 2 minutes and neither have been called.

Tottenham are in a vortex of suck. Catching no breaks. No refereeing decisions going their way. Playing with increasingly low confidence. Injuries. They need a break (or small series of breaks). A single break can turn it around.

JUST CONSISTENCY PLEASE THAT’S ALL WE WANT #COYS

I’m old enough to remember Spurs getting booked for simulation TWICE just a couple of weeks ago. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

But Romero got nothing for Ekitike having two hands in his back

Footage from Arsenal training this week:

There is more pushing on EVERY ARSENAL CORNER than that. Horrendous. #COYS

THE PEOPLE (and most of the EPL, apparently) ARE SAYING 🗣️🗣️🗣️ COYS #COYS

No no no no. Not De Zerbi. No. Eww. No. #COYS

Man, I’m watching US Comms and I never hear them go off on a player like this. Like, are you really telling me he wasn’t trying to kick the ball and he chose mid kick to kick Casemiro instead? I guarantee you’ll see a similar tackle this weekend and it will be yellow.

The people are saying COYS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I do not understand this team, these players, the coaches, the owners, the fans. Nothing makes sense. I grow more confused each game. But like, #COYS anyways!

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA DOM SOLANKE I AM MOVED (Also, Gallagher awesome) #COYS

I am convinced that Tottenham Hotspur FC exists solely to cause people stress. #COYS

Anyways, Spurs women had 2 absolute rocket goals from outside the box today. Their renaissance this season has been so fun. #COYS

The Vicario experience: Terrible goalkeeping for first goal Unreal save to stop the 2nd. #COYS

I swear to god, if we lose Micky VdV because of Thomas Fr*nk, I’m gonna LOSE IT! #COYS