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Comedy is less ridiculous than reality

Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/trumps-...

In a free society, no one should be subjected to legal repercussions for simply disagreeing with people in power. The ability to disagree with the policies of our government is so critical that it is the cornerstone of the First Amendment and the very existence of liberal democracy. #mahmoudkhalil

Trump's shameful behavior towards President Zelensky and his surrender to Putin makes Neville Chamberlain look like a strong leader. I am ashamed to have such a stupid, doddering fool and coward as my President.

Be careful of any "leftist" who spends their time criticizing liberals and not conservatives. They are likely authoritarians and are not actually interested in positive change. They want power and are happy to carry water for the fascists to get it. Remember, Stalin was Hitler's ally. 1/

As a parent of two small children, any parent who chooses not to vaccinate because of a non-medical reason is dangerously negligent. Measles, whooping cough, COVID, chickenpox, hepatitis, and all the other diseases covered by childhood vaccinations can maim, kill, or lead to lifelong illness.

If Donald Trump wants to be Saddam Hussein, we could treat him like Saddam Hussein.

Forks up to end the pandemic, brave warrior

Blaming Democrats for being constrained by reality is like attacking a fireman because you burned your own house down and they weren't able to stop it

Imagine being such a clueless idiot that you'd vote for someone promising massive cuts to government and then be surprised when your government employee husband gets canned "I didn't think the face-eating leopards would eat MY face! I'm not a line item, I'm a REAL PERSON" 🎻

Breaking news: US Shadow President comes out against Marbury v Madison

Placing tariffs on the things American companies need to get in order to manufacture goods is one of the most idiotic ways to destroy a strong economy Anyways, the orange moron put surprise 25% tariffs on steel and aluminum. Can anyone explain to me how that's going to drive down the price of eggs

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI theonion.com/jealous...

Some Republicans are now threatening to "deport" American citizens found guilty of crimes. Where are we supposed to send them, Detroit?

Some perspective from a mail carrier. Yes, that's my day job. There's been a thing called a de minimis exemption for customs duties. Any shipment worth less than $800 qualifies. The latest round of tariffs from the Mango Mussolini killed that exemption. That's almost certainly the cause.

How's that pro-palestine protest vote going?

YoU hAvE cOmMiTtEd A cRiMe 😂

If someone born with a penis has he/him in their bio, they're a woman? If someone born with a penis has she/her in their bio, they're a man? Conservatives tell us that we are confused about gender, but it seems like they're the ones who can't figure it out.

The oldest man to have ever been elected President, everyone patreon.com/pizzacakecomic

Trudeau's speech here is powerful and worth a watch. He highlights how Canada has stood by the US for centuries, and how the betrayal of Trump's trade war harms that friendship with no provocation.

If you think inflation between 2020-2022 was bad, buckle up for the amount of inflation American consumers will face when Trump's endless trade wars cause a flight from the dollar in favor of the yuan or euro It can get very, very bad.

What's wrong, Senator Collins? Got a little buyer's regret?

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

This just in: the Trump admin thinks black people have magic super blood 🤷‍♂️ Idek guys and gals, I'm going to go take some weed. This shit is ridiculous

It's completely reasonable to expect that police spend their time making us safer and hold themselves to a high standard of behavior, especially when use of force is involved. Maybe people would like them more if seeing a cop car made us all feel more safe, and not less.

Since she's not on Bluesky yet: www.patreon.com/pizzacakecomic

Is America great yet?

Amid all the furor over the pausing of grants, remember that the guidelines Trump admin officials are following for whether to approve continuing funding is simply political correctness. Seriously. That's the criteria they're following.

Reasonable.

Oops looks like the citrus is gonna rot in the orchards

Sure, dude. *I'm* the deranged one.

Deporting someone who can support themself, isn't causing trouble, and is putting down roots is stupid. Doing so when that person has an American husband, wife, or child depending on them is monstrous. Fuck ICE.