THIS IS MY GUY AND ALSO MY FAVORITE ATTACK I GOT THIS YEAR AAA!!!

The animated version of my 14th artfight revenge ✨ it was a nice little challenge to figure out the breathing and I love how it worked ✨ Revenge for @samwisest.bsky.social #artfight #art #animation #digitalart #teamcrystal

headcanons and ao3 and discussion posts aren’t enough I need to lock Eric kripke in a room and make him explain all 15 seasons

When I was younger I really thought junkyard dogs with spiked collars would be a bigger problem than they are

just remembered I can post whatever the fuck I want. I repainted this dinosaur and gave him a fish. fuck you

she AAAAAHHHH on my HELP ME PLEASE ‘til i AAAAAAAAHH

what if we AAHHHH AAA AHAHHHH AHHHH AAAAAA HELP AHHHHHA AAAAAA

drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was high

Dan game grumps with his hair up in a ponytail. aw yeah

the last hour has just been “I should really go to sleep” and then thinking of something else only I will find funny and posting it

god I bet the x men never have to deal with any of this. I was born weird and people want me dead for it why can’t I live in a mansion with sugar daddy Patrick Stewart because of it

yeah I’ll be fine all I need is a massage therapist and a regular therapist and fifty thousand dollars and a one way plane ticket and to forgive my father and

dear Hank Green, I know that words we have come from other earlier words, like Latin roots and stuff, but how did they come up with them in the first place. where did the roots start. where is the word tree

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boomer humor: I hate my wife gen X humor: I hate my life millennial humor: I hate everyone gen z humor: I hate myself

I’m so sorry if I talk about myself too much it’s a genuine insecurity. It’s also fucking insane cause I hate that guy why can’t I shut up about him

I think I should be sleeping in a bunch of leaves. like on the forest floor. maybe I’ll hold onto an acorn and put my back to a rock. or tuck myself in a little hole. oh fuck yeah

I think I would be a good general. telling my guys to go get those other guys. must feel great

god I post like a fucking millennial. I should be hanged

saying phrases like “I go into work at 7:30 on wednesday” and “I need 2 more college credits for my degree” and “I should check the oil in my car” feel like the death of younger me. I remember when I didn’t know what any of that shit meant

swear to god I’m 13 and 45 at the same time. posting about the news and having to go in to work tomorrow like adult bullshit but also I am laying on a pillow pet right now

I like my boss and I don’t want him to be concerned for me, so I’ve tried to tone down the jokes about killing myself. but he keeps talking about politics and I keep wanting to kill myself about it so what’s a guy to do

so glad my job doesn’t know I’m here I love having a god awful digital footprint

news lately is like in Mario kart when you get hit with a shell, and then right when you finally stop spinning and your character stops crying and you’re able to drive again, another one comes and you’ve only gone like 5 feet

reading the news these is just “why did they do that. why did they do that. why did they fucking do that”

don’t quite have my Bluesky algorithm so my feed right now is just like a political post and then porn and then Patton Oswalt saying something about jazz clubs

it’s in the nature of humanity to reinvent the journal every now and then. I’m the same as a Victorian peasant except now the whole village can see the little heart I drew around Jedediah’s name

I should stop I have like. people I know on here

drinking milk and eating cheese at the same time is really an experience. I’m no better than a calf

oh godddd fucking banana bread with butter microwaved for 15 seconds…… hell yes man

getting old enough to smoke weed is just getting angry because you hate admitting that your father was ever right about something but he was absolutely killing it with the eating nice cheese late at night for no reason thing. this fucks so hard

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to do something today

normal sleep aids (melatonin, tea, etc.): an hour and a half of tossing and turning, if no white noise 2+ hours getting stoned and watching the strangest youtube video I’ve ever seen: 10 minutes maximum

[no intention of learning or practicing voice] i wish i could draw

creature design is my passion #spork #scorpion #sporkion #creaturedesign

just started my printmaking class! I’m really digging the process so far! #art #printmaking #eels

oh castiel, my beloved gay authority-questioning fell-in-love-with-the-first-guy-who-was-nice-to-him autism-coded primordial entity #spn #castiel #mishacollins #destiel #spnfanart

the odinson brothers have my whole heart so I have decided most of the events of Ragnarok did not happen and they went out drinking instead. nobody dies and they love each other the end #mcu #thorragnarok #loki #thor

how about that 7th comic huh? #tf2 #teamfortress2 #tf2scout #tf2fanart

you ever get a little high and spread some goat cheese on some warm crostini and take a bite and realize that god is real and merciful and loves us so much

It should be illegal to review an Indiana Jones videogame if you haven't seen at least one of the Indiana Jones movies. Like, straight to jail. Only a 30 day sentence but there has to be some consequences.

thinking about how important 2023 was for me. In school, new hozier, ofmd s2, saw the game grumps live, vacation to Canada/Vermont in summer, Renaissance faire cosplay w my bestie.. like yeah they all sound silly but I remember it as the best summer/fall of my life :”)

I guess I can post old stuff on here too. I forgot abt that #spn #supernatural #castiel

mister daniel sexbang, my utterly beloved #gamegrumps #10mph #dannysexbang

who the fuck is in my area on etsy selling this

i wish nothing was serious ever. except for when it should be

remember when venom came out as gay. did we all just forget about that

here’s the thought behind this one. I got pens shaped like sharks, I hate maroon 5, despised the ending to venom 3, love grandson even more now. go listen to grandson #venomthelastdance #symbrock

I don’t draw nsfw almost at all, but I saw a cool ref photo and I was like “but what if that person. was blue????” voila this was born eat up kurt stans. I guess #xmen #nightcrawler

more poolverine. they’re besties your honor they’re in love #poolverine