I've been to hundreds of hockey games and had only gotten three pucks- one that hit me in the head, and two I picked up because the place was practically empty. I got two this weekend. One I caught and kept because to was my birthday dammit, but the other I gave to a kid, as per the rules.

As a Devils fan, I'm thrilled that Jack Hughes scored the Golden Goal, but slightly less thrilled that he lost a few teeth in the process.

If you love basketball, but hate announcers and commercials, you should definitely put on the Syracuse/North Carolina game on ESPN+. I'm assuming there are technical difficulties because the broadcast isn't cutting away for anything. Right now it's halftime and we're just staring at the floor.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Why the hell aren't the bands marching on the field? That's the main reason to go see a bowl game.

Few things are as satisfying as going to the bank with a container full of change, dumping said change into a machine, and then having $96.27 deposited into your account with no fees. Only one coin was rejected, but it’s because it is from Zambia.

Tis the season 🎅🧔

Why are the Raiders playing a USFL team? Those uniforms definitely don’t belong to an NFL team.

Happy Birthday to Reds legend Johnny Bench and to Doctor Who legend Wendy Padbury, both born on this date in 1947!

I’m filling up my travel Bingo card quickly- last week I left my phone in a cab (but got it back), and now I just lost my passport (but got it back.) Now we get to fly back into a winter storm, so there will be all kinds of opportunities!

Happy Thanksgiving from Ireland, where they call it “Thursday” The Irish may not celebrate Thanksgiving, but they damn well celebrate Black Friday.

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Now pitching for the Blue Jays, Latham NY’s favorite son, Jeff Hoffman

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Well, it's officially hockey season. Baseball is done until Spring Training.

I did my part for the Reds tonight- I had Skyline for dinner.

Some questionable play calling by Syracuse. They had better hold on!

Steven Spielberg was born in Cincinnati. I'm just saying...

John Sadak laying in to "The Best Fans in Baseball*" Love to hear it.

I’m in Toronto for Fan Expo Canada, but we took inside trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame to visit an old friend- Lord Stanley. Notice I’m representing Toronto’s favorite son!

Lux is on #CycleWatch

ANDY GRANDY!!!

Happy birthday to Mike Trout! (And also to my wife🥳)

John “Slumpbuster” Sadak strikes again!

I'm a Reds fan first. Fuck the Dodgers.

The great social equalizer for Major League Baseball fans: bobbleheads. Today is David Wright bobblehead day and the lines to get in are halfway to Brooklyn. If I weren’t trying to snag one for my nephew I’d go sit in my car with the AC running until they died down.

Heading out to Citi Field. Let’s go Reds!

My wife and I are going to the Reds game in NYC tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be allowed to bring a broom?

The "Greatest Rivalry" does not exist for any sport. If it doesn't include my team then I don't care. That's the same sentiment for roughly 100% of fans. It's just a marketing gimmick to attract eyeballs.

The Reds usually make hacks look like Cy Young winners. Tonight, they're making a Cy Young winner look like a hack 🤔

What a great slide by Espinal!

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It's actually Tito's fault- if only he had put in a left fielder who is 15 feet tall, the no-hitter would still be in effect.

Nick Martinez makes TWO relief appearances between starts, and then takes a no-hitter into the ninth. That man is a stud!

Sadly, I have to watch tonight’s game on YES. I don’t care what anyone (including the man himself) says,but Paul O’ Neill will always be a Redleg to me.

CHASE BURNS IS THE GREATEST PITCHER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL* *Subject to change

Are any of my Reds family also fans of the Miami Dolphins? I bought my son an aqua and orange Reds hat, but he never wore it (he hates wearing hats) and it’s too small for me. It’s fitted, size 7 5/8. I’m not looking for anything; I just want it to go to a good home! DM if interested.

Old time baseball fans are going to lose their minds after that out by Winn. For once, I would agree with them if I were a Cards fan. Since I'm not, I think it's hilarious.

The umpires' union is going to boycott Cincinnati!

Roger fouls out to Espinal, Espinal fouls out to Rogers. Baseball is beautiful sometimes.

I need to see that Jake Fraley catch on a t-shirt, and it had better say "10 out of 10!" Where's Cincy Shirts when you need them?

I couldn't NOT do this.

Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate! #Yum 😋

I just saw "We Built This City" adapted for a toilet paper commercial. That answers the age-old question, "is there any song worse than We Built This City?"

Sometimes living in New York has its positives!

HOLY SHIT TJ FRIEDL!!

Why not use Austin Wynns right here? The guy hasn't played in weeks, he's probably itching to contribute.

A bunt? I'll allow it this time.

Dallas getting pummeled early. You hate to see it 😂

You can't get thrown out on the bases if you keep hitting home runs