Cranky Calamari
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
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Content Creator / Father / Self Proclaimed Idiot!
https://www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalamari
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Elevator Pitch: Hi, my names Brandon, and im attempting to enter your subscription box! Im a 32 y/o eccentric YTber whose been at this since 2012! I love
#Minecraft
with an emphasis on building! Its my goal to build a community of smiling faces! Hope to see you around!!!
over 1 year ago
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It's my Birthday, Imma stream if I want to :D Time to get on that Super Hero
#GTARP
grind!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
14 days ago
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Tried to jump the gap on Spaceport during a hurricane, Earned cool points 😎
#arcraiders
youtu.be/XV7qFRBwIog
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HIGH WIND ADVISORY! WE JUMPED THE GAP ANYWAY! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/XV7qFRBwIog
23 days ago
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THERE'S NO WAY WE SCORED AS HIGH AS WE DID! WE'RE IDIOTS!!!!
#Minecraft
youtu.be/EJj1JRRynr8
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PINK TEAM CAME IN WHAT PLACE?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E05)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/EJj1JRRynr8
27 days ago
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How is it possible that we messed up this badly yet we still ended up completing the mission?!?!?!
#borderlands2
youtu.be/5XFtDTIpnBg
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WE MESSED UP AND IT STILL WORKED?!?! Borderlands 2 Gameplay
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/5XFtDTIpnBg
29 days ago
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The zoo gets bigger, I gets some red rocks, and fight some dinosaurs! What the heck is even this game?!?!?!?
#Hytale
youtu.be/QQ7tWIn3t4o
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DINOS & ARMADILLERS!!!! (Hytale Single Player E09)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/QQ7tWIn3t4o
about 1 month ago
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Sped through a wee bit of interior decorating in
#Hytale
the other day! SEEEEEEEESSSSHHHH! SHE LOOK GOOD!!!!
youtu.be/A4gSbuH8wF4
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INTERIOR DESIGN IS FUN!!!! (Hytale Single Player E08)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/A4gSbuH8wF4
about 2 months ago
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SEMIFINALS Babaaayyyyy!!!! Wonder what kinda main character vibes will be put off in this
#Minecraft
video 😀
youtu.be/inx7tGna69I
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THE SEMIFINALS?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E04)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/inx7tGna69I
about 2 months ago
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Starting off the
#Hytale
Zoo with our FIRST animal enclosure!!! What do you guys think?
youtu.be/HOC4hJTmPGQ
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The Camel Enclosure!!!! (Hytale Single Player E07)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/HOC4hJTmPGQ
about 2 months ago
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Am I overthinking this marketing line? Cus im thinking its cannibalism.... lol
about 2 months ago
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Fitting time for this episode seeing how we have a foot or two of snow outside right now..... :D Enjoy!
#Hytale
#letsplay
youtu.be/XGabx9GxuxQ
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MAYBE A WEE BIT TOO MUCH WINTER!!!! (Hytale Single Player E06)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/XGabx9GxuxQ
about 2 months ago
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Time to upgrade the armor and find some wonky critters in
#Hytale
!!!!
youtu.be/i6tFFuKa2A0
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GRABBING SOME THORIUM!!!! (Hytale Single Player E04)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/i6tFFuKa2A0
2 months ago
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A little exploration in store for all yall
#Hytale
fans out there 😀 so many neelw things!!!!
youtu.be/7IjDz1kK_Ek
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SO MUCH EXPLORATION!!!! (Hytale Single Player E04)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/7IjDz1kK_Ek
2 months ago
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Sometimes the therapist has to protect whats theirs!!!
#arcraiders
#arctherapy
youtube.com/shorts/yB0jk...
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Therapy gets Dangerous Sometimes!!! #arcraiders #extractionshooter #arctherapy
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/yB0jkO4UC78?feature=share
2 months ago
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Time to fortify the emotions of Raiders everwhere!!!! Get ready to be THERAPIZED
#arcraider
!!!!
youtu.be/Hpbluyr_GV4
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Musician during the Day, Therapist at Night!!!! (Arc Raiders: Arc Therapy)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/Hpbluyr_GV4
2 months ago
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Heyo!!! Shout out to all the shout-out-ables! MUCH LOVE!!!!
2 months ago
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I should really ask for payment before the therapy session.....
youtube.com/shorts/Lfwct...
#arcraiders
#extractionshooter
#arctherapy
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I need to take payment FIRST next time.... #arcraiders #extractionshooter #arctherapy
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/LfwctYsbqzg?feature=share
3 months ago
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OK!!! I KNOW I'M LATE!!! But honestly, I'm still feeling festive, and until I decide to take down the decorations it's still technically Xmas in my eyes!!! SO.... Enjoy the OOS Episode!!
youtu.be/eCB3uwqEqyo
#minecraft
#letsplay
@obsidianordersmp.bsky.social
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SO MUCH CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E40)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/eCB3uwqEqyo
3 months ago
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Another wonderful day with the
#Minecraft
Petal to the Metal Crew!!!! Wonder what we will get into today!
youtu.be/17AsNoLbGCQ
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SPILLING ALL THE TEA?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E03)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/17AsNoLbGCQ
3 months ago
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Sometimes you can't save everyone in
#ArcRaiders
.... sometimes you have to give them the tools and hope they use them well.... lol
youtube.com/shorts/qVH1b...
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CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR THIS RAIDER!!!! #arcraiders #extractionshooter #arctherapy
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/qVH1beVJtws?feature=share
3 months ago
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Conducting FREE THERAPY sessions in
#ArcRaiders
! Get in line and get THERAPIZED!!!!
youtu.be/xwNBDpYQCMY
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Cold Snap Couples Therapy!!!! (Arc Raiders: Arc Therapy)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/xwNBDpYQCMY
3 months ago
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#ARCRaiders
I DID IT!!!! Let's get ready for the wipe baby!!!!
3 months ago
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Another day on the most chaotic series I've ever done! HERE WE GO!!!
youtu.be/MbrFUOVxaBU
#minecraft
#lifeseries
#letsplay
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WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING ME?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E02)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/MbrFUOVxaBU
3 months ago
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Start of a brand new "Life-Series" style kind of multi-player experience!!! Hope yall are ready for a Lil
#Minecraft
Petal the the Metal!!!!
youtu.be/farK7-LgbG4
@emeraldfiresoul.bsky.social
@blueben.xyz
#PetaltotheMetal
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LETS GO PINK TEAM!!!! (Petal to the Metal S01E01)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/farK7-LgbG4
3 months ago
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Im still learning how to be a therapist on
#ArcRaiders
! Social interaction is tough sometimes!!!!
youtube.com/shorts/yYe1p...
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Therapy Can Be Scary!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/yYe1pLS3sc4?feature=share
3 months ago
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If only Embark could hear the cries of their community!!! I heard this in my recent
#ArcRaiders
Therapy Session:
youtube.com/shorts/tFLvR...
#ArcTherapy
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Embark Has Abused Our Trust!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/tFLvRqlqh44?feature=share
3 months ago
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🔴Time to get some Therapy in!!!! Let's play some
#arcraiders
!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
3 months ago
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Time to therapize
#Arcraiders
! We are all aware of how chaotic and mentally unsound topside can be these days! All I want to do is have a conversation and get to the root cause of it all! Let's make Toledo emotionally stable again!!!!
youtu.be/WNcB6Qdxfhk
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Arc Raiders FIRST Unofficial, Unlicensed Therapist!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/WNcB6Qdxfhk
4 months ago
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I'm back from my near-cross-country move!!!! TIME TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!! GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft
#letsplay
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The CrankenHaus!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E39)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
4 months ago
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🔴We're getting the elusive medium weapon part blueprint in
#ArcRaiders
today or so help me!!!!! WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
4 months ago
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🔴You're telling me more arms means you can carry more loot?!?!? GET SOME!!!!
#ArcRaiders
#Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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🔴 MORE ARMS MEANS MORE LOOT!!! (Arc Raiders)
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
4 months ago
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🔴 Gotta grab some leapers and creepers in some
#arcraiders
tonight! SHOOT YOUR ANVILS IN THE AIR BABY!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
4 months ago
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WHAT?!?!? Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some
#ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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crankycalamari - Twitch
LETS GIVE TWITCH A SHOT AGAIN!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
4 months ago
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Time to rack up some W's in
#BF6
#Redsec
! Come hang out and distract me.... Or I'll let all this success go to my head.... and that's not good for anyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
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Call an Ambulance, But not for me!!! (11/7/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7a-xu-Mo
5 months ago
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Trying something a little new today :D Brand new
#Minecraft
Season of Survival started over on @Vital_Craft_ Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
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Brand New Survival Start On VitalCraft! Come Play!!! (11/5/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtezS5-i-Yw
5 months ago
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I done did it! I completed the Minecraft T&T event on the
@obsidianordersmp.bsky.social
!!!
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
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The Thanksgiving Rougelike Minigame!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E38)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?si=1TTqWyrLv1I9DacA
5 months ago
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Once again live with some
#REDSEC
#Battlefield6
Battle Royale!!!! I may or may not be addicted to this game! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
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REDSEC Time Baby! (11/4/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQZdTuRmg
5 months ago
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Heyo! Playing some modded Minecraft today :D gonna play with some chisel and bits like back in the good ol' days! See you around?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
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Chisel & Bits on the Regality SMP! (11/3/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3EFnBKaIo
5 months ago
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Streaming some more Battlefield 6 Redsec Battle Royale!!! Come hang out and tell me how bad I am at flying the helicopter!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC HALLOWEEN Battle Royale! (10/31/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFHOKv2jcY
5 months ago
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I got to play some Battlefield Redsec (Battle Royale) for the first time yesterday! Here's what happened:
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
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Battlefield 6 Redsec : First Look!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
5 months ago
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Battlefield 6 NOW has a Battle Royale!!! As the king of all things BR I will make this game bow down to me! LETS GO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC Battle Royale!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z71i_bRYM
5 months ago
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Played some more Minecraft Money Fight, but this time we get a little bit SPOOKY!!!!! 👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
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The PumpKing Took My Soul!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
5 months ago
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reposted by
Cranky Calamari
CraftingMantis
5 months ago
Recently
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it. Make sure to check out his video here:
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
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I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh
6 months ago
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Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀
6 months ago
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So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?
6 months ago
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I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!! Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
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Farting Around w/ Friends IN Modded Minecraft!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
6 months ago
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Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
6 months ago
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Got together with a couple buds and had a BBQ in Minecraft :D
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
6 months ago
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Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!
youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
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WE BEAT THE END BOX MINING LAYER!!! (EZMines ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
6 months ago
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Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
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Falling Water Build Competition?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E36)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
6 months ago
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