Cranky Calamari
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
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Content Creator / Father / Self Proclaimed Idiot!
https://www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalamari
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Elevator Pitch: Hi, my names Brandon, and im attempting to enter your subscription box! Im a 32 y/o eccentric YTber whose been at this since 2012! I love
#Minecraft
with an emphasis on building! Its my goal to build a community of smiling faces! Hope to see you around!!!
about 1 year ago
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Heyo!!! Shout out to all the shout-out-ables! MUCH LOVE!!!!
about 8 hours ago
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I should really ask for payment before the therapy session.....
youtube.com/shorts/Lfwct...
#arcraiders
#extractionshooter
#arctherapy
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I need to take payment FIRST next time.... #arcraiders #extractionshooter #arctherapy
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/LfwctYsbqzg?feature=share
19 days ago
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OK!!! I KNOW I'M LATE!!! But honestly, I'm still feeling festive, and until I decide to take down the decorations it's still technically Xmas in my eyes!!! SO.... Enjoy the OOS Episode!!
youtu.be/eCB3uwqEqyo
#minecraft
#letsplay
@obsidianordersmp.bsky.social
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SO MUCH CHRISTMAS STUFF!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E40)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/eCB3uwqEqyo
19 days ago
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Another wonderful day with the
#Minecraft
Petal to the Metal Crew!!!! Wonder what we will get into today!
youtu.be/17AsNoLbGCQ
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SPILLING ALL THE TEA?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E03)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/17AsNoLbGCQ
26 days ago
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Sometimes you can't save everyone in
#ArcRaiders
.... sometimes you have to give them the tools and hope they use them well.... lol
youtube.com/shorts/qVH1b...
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CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR THIS RAIDER!!!! #arcraiders #extractionshooter #arctherapy
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/qVH1beVJtws?feature=share
27 days ago
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Conducting FREE THERAPY sessions in
#ArcRaiders
! Get in line and get THERAPIZED!!!!
youtu.be/xwNBDpYQCMY
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Cold Snap Couples Therapy!!!! (Arc Raiders: Arc Therapy)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/xwNBDpYQCMY
27 days ago
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#ARCRaiders
I DID IT!!!! Let's get ready for the wipe baby!!!!
29 days ago
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Another day on the most chaotic series I've ever done! HERE WE GO!!!
youtu.be/MbrFUOVxaBU
#minecraft
#lifeseries
#letsplay
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WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING ME?!?! (Petal to the Metal S01E02)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/MbrFUOVxaBU
about 1 month ago
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Start of a brand new "Life-Series" style kind of multi-player experience!!! Hope yall are ready for a Lil
#Minecraft
Petal the the Metal!!!!
youtu.be/farK7-LgbG4
@emeraldfiresoul.bsky.social
@blueben.xyz
#PetaltotheMetal
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LETS GO PINK TEAM!!!! (Petal to the Metal S01E01)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/farK7-LgbG4
about 1 month ago
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Im still learning how to be a therapist on
#ArcRaiders
! Social interaction is tough sometimes!!!!
youtube.com/shorts/yYe1p...
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Therapy Can Be Scary!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/yYe1pLS3sc4?feature=share
about 1 month ago
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If only Embark could hear the cries of their community!!! I heard this in my recent
#ArcRaiders
Therapy Session:
youtube.com/shorts/tFLvR...
#ArcTherapy
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Embark Has Abused Our Trust!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/tFLvRqlqh44?feature=share
about 1 month ago
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🔴Time to get some Therapy in!!!! Let's play some
#arcraiders
!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
about 1 month ago
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Time to therapize
#Arcraiders
! We are all aware of how chaotic and mentally unsound topside can be these days! All I want to do is have a conversation and get to the root cause of it all! Let's make Toledo emotionally stable again!!!!
youtu.be/WNcB6Qdxfhk
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Arc Raiders FIRST Unofficial, Unlicensed Therapist!!!! (Arc Raiders)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/WNcB6Qdxfhk
about 1 month ago
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I'm back from my near-cross-country move!!!! TIME TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING!!!! GET HEALED BUDDY!
youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
#minecraft
#letsplay
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The CrankenHaus!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E39)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/Ygr156A4fIU
about 1 month ago
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🔴We're getting the elusive medium weapon part blueprint in
#ArcRaiders
today or so help me!!!!! WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
2 months ago
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🔴You're telling me more arms means you can carry more loot?!?!? GET SOME!!!!
#ArcRaiders
#Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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🔴 MORE ARMS MEANS MORE LOOT!!! (Arc Raiders)
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
2 months ago
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🔴 Gotta grab some leapers and creepers in some
#arcraiders
tonight! SHOOT YOUR ANVILS IN THE AIR BABY!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
2 months ago
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WHAT?!?!? Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some
#ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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crankycalamari - Twitch
LETS GIVE TWITCH A SHOT AGAIN!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
2 months ago
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Time to rack up some W's in
#BF6
#Redsec
! Come hang out and distract me.... Or I'll let all this success go to my head.... and that's not good for anyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
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Call an Ambulance, But not for me!!! (11/7/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7a-xu-Mo
2 months ago
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Trying something a little new today :D Brand new
#Minecraft
Season of Survival started over on @Vital_Craft_ Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
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Brand New Survival Start On VitalCraft! Come Play!!! (11/5/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtezS5-i-Yw
2 months ago
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I done did it! I completed the Minecraft T&T event on the
@obsidianordersmp.bsky.social
!!!
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
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The Thanksgiving Rougelike Minigame!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E38)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?si=1TTqWyrLv1I9DacA
3 months ago
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Once again live with some
#REDSEC
#Battlefield6
Battle Royale!!!! I may or may not be addicted to this game! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
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REDSEC Time Baby! (11/4/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQZdTuRmg
3 months ago
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Heyo! Playing some modded Minecraft today :D gonna play with some chisel and bits like back in the good ol' days! See you around?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
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Chisel & Bits on the Regality SMP! (11/3/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3EFnBKaIo
3 months ago
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Streaming some more Battlefield 6 Redsec Battle Royale!!! Come hang out and tell me how bad I am at flying the helicopter!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC HALLOWEEN Battle Royale! (10/31/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFHOKv2jcY
3 months ago
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I got to play some Battlefield Redsec (Battle Royale) for the first time yesterday! Here's what happened:
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
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Battlefield 6 Redsec : First Look!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
3 months ago
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Battlefield 6 NOW has a Battle Royale!!! As the king of all things BR I will make this game bow down to me! LETS GO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC Battle Royale!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z71i_bRYM
3 months ago
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Played some more Minecraft Money Fight, but this time we get a little bit SPOOKY!!!!! 👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
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The PumpKing Took My Soul!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
3 months ago
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reposted by
Cranky Calamari
CraftingMantis
3 months ago
Recently
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it. Make sure to check out his video here:
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I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh
3 months ago
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Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀
4 months ago
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So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?
4 months ago
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I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!! Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
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Farting Around w/ Friends IN Modded Minecraft!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
4 months ago
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Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
4 months ago
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Got together with a couple buds and had a BBQ in Minecraft :D
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
4 months ago
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Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!
youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
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WE BEAT THE END BOX MINING LAYER!!! (EZMines ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
4 months ago
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Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
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Falling Water Build Competition?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E36)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
4 months ago
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Heyo! Had a wee bit of a sponsored video today!!! Im so glad I was tuned into this Minecraft server! I had a blast!!!
youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
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MAKING THE BIG BUCKS ON MONEY FIGHT!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
4 months ago
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New Modded Minecraft Video dropped!!! This is true clip potential, imma have shorts for days!!!!
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
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No! U R A Ghast!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
4 months ago
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For real this time haha I'm live :D Playing some
#Minecraft
#Wynncraft
:D See ya in a bit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0uT...
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Im the Best at Wynncraft :D (9/17/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0uTMBneE30
4 months ago
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Playing a wee bit more Minecraft Wynncraft this morning :D Time to get all nerdy up in here! 🤓
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJ...
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Im the Best at Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJ9pSeu-o
4 months ago
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Honestly, I had so much fun today! All I did was get ready for tomorrow's recording session on the Obsidian Order. I gathered a whole lotta blocks but in the end I just had fun! Sometimes silly little medial tasks are those ones I love the most ❤️
4 months ago
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Maybe a quick lil stream tonight :D Gotta get some leveling in this Minecraft MMORPG!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svh2...
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Leveling Up My Shaman! Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svh2Qr6qhNs
4 months ago
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Been playing some Minecraft Wynncraft MMORPG!!!! Here's my first dungeon run 😀
youtu.be/rvMWjaM0xU8
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My First Wynncraft Decrepit Sewer Run!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/rvMWjaM0xU8
4 months ago
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Decided to do a late night stream :D I know, weird right? Playin' some Minecraft Wynncraft :D Come hang!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukd...
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Playing Some Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukdy_EbNgU
4 months ago
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Whoa! A lot packed into one Minecraft video!!! We get pranked, We do some live streaming, we do some story telling, and we even have time for a Trials and Tribulations Rouge-Lite run?!?!? ACTION PACKED!!!
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Protesting Crows?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E35)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/iwArgFNsZt4
4 months ago
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Am I the only one who likes to build experiences in Minecraft? Like, I enjoy building, but I want the person who walks through it to feel something. I want them to go on a journey! Idk maybe im the weird one 😀
4 months ago
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We're live again on the Obsidian Order SMP! Time to get this Minecraft Mud City detailed :D
www.youtube.com/live/nk90rVu...
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Little City Details: Live Stream :D (Obsidian Order SMP)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/live/nk90rVu8NZ8?si=NfD_gH59m76uCEW6
4 months ago
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Sometimes Chats mean to me.... Sometimes I'm mean to myself....
#Minecraft
#Letsplay
#ObsidianOrderSMP
youtube.com/shorts/z8iZX...
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Chat calls me names.... #minecraft #letsplay #obsidianordersmp
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/z8iZXgbFJGU?feature=share
4 months ago
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Im live :D Come help me decorate my
#Minecraft
city :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...
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Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp3UoLCzs
4 months ago
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Heyo! I built a Minecraft city completely made out of mud on the Obsidian Order SMP! The issue is, I forgot almost every interior! Today we remedy that :D Come join the stream in 30 mins and hang out (9AM EST)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...
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Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp3UoLCzs
4 months ago
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