Cranky Calamari
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
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Content Creator / Father / Self Proclaimed Idiot!
https://www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalamari
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Elevator Pitch: Hi, my names Brandon, and im attempting to enter your subscription box! Im a 32 y/o eccentric YTber whose been at this since 2012! I love
#Minecraft
with an emphasis on building! Its my goal to build a community of smiling faces! Hope to see you around!!!
about 1 year ago
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🔴We're getting the elusive medium weapon part blueprint in
#ArcRaiders
today or so help me!!!!! WE'RE LIVE!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
7 days ago
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🔴You're telling me more arms means you can carry more loot?!?!? GET SOME!!!!
#ArcRaiders
#Livestream
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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crankycalamari - Twitch
🔴 MORE ARMS MEANS MORE LOOT!!! (Arc Raiders)
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
8 days ago
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🔴 Gotta grab some leapers and creepers in some
#arcraiders
tonight! SHOOT YOUR ANVILS IN THE AIR BABY!!!!!
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
9 days ago
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WHAT?!?!? Is Squid Back on Twitch?!?!? IDK ahaha, lets try out some
#ArcRaiders
www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
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crankycalamari - Twitch
LETS GIVE TWITCH A SHOT AGAIN!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/crankycalamari
11 days ago
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Time to rack up some W's in
#BF6
#Redsec
! Come hang out and distract me.... Or I'll let all this success go to my head.... and that's not good for anyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7...
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Call an Ambulance, But not for me!!! (11/7/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ7a-xu-Mo
20 days ago
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Trying something a little new today :D Brand new
#Minecraft
Season of Survival started over on @Vital_Craft_ Come play with me and build up our empire!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztez...
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Brand New Survival Start On VitalCraft! Come Play!!! (11/5/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtezS5-i-Yw
22 days ago
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I done did it! I completed the Minecraft T&T event on the
@obsidianordersmp.bsky.social
!!!
youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?...
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The Thanksgiving Rougelike Minigame!!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E38)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mIGP9owayr4?si=1TTqWyrLv1I9DacA
22 days ago
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Once again live with some
#REDSEC
#Battlefield6
Battle Royale!!!! I may or may not be addicted to this game! LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND!!! I WILL REZ YOU!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQ...
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REDSEC Time Baby! (11/4/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2arQZdTuRmg
23 days ago
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Heyo! Playing some modded Minecraft today :D gonna play with some chisel and bits like back in the good ol' days! See you around?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3E...
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Chisel & Bits on the Regality SMP! (11/3/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3EFnBKaIo
24 days ago
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Streaming some more Battlefield 6 Redsec Battle Royale!!! Come hang out and tell me how bad I am at flying the helicopter!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFH...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC HALLOWEEN Battle Royale! (10/31/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQFHOKv2jcY
27 days ago
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I got to play some Battlefield Redsec (Battle Royale) for the first time yesterday! Here's what happened:
youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
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Battlefield 6 Redsec : First Look!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lPUwIXhxyvc
27 days ago
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Battlefield 6 NOW has a Battle Royale!!! As the king of all things BR I will make this game bow down to me! LETS GO!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z7...
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Battlefield 6 REDSEC Battle Royale!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8z71i_bRYM
28 days ago
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Played some more Minecraft Money Fight, but this time we get a little bit SPOOKY!!!!! 👻🎃👹
youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
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The PumpKing Took My Soul!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/zgpCmJvZscw
28 days ago
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reposted by
Cranky Calamari
CraftingMantis
about 1 month ago
Recently
@crankycalamari.bsky.social
held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it. Make sure to check out his video here:
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...
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I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh
about 2 months ago
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Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀
about 2 months ago
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So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?
about 2 months ago
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I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!! Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D
youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
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Farting Around w/ Friends IN Modded Minecraft!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ
about 2 months ago
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Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
about 2 months ago
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Got together with a couple buds and had a BBQ in Minecraft :D
youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
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MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY
about 2 months ago
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Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!
youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
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WE BEAT THE END BOX MINING LAYER!!! (EZMines ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0
about 2 months ago
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Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D
youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
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Falling Water Build Competition?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E36)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ
2 months ago
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Heyo! Had a wee bit of a sponsored video today!!! Im so glad I was tuned into this Minecraft server! I had a blast!!!
youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
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MAKING THE BIG BUCKS ON MONEY FIGHT!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8
2 months ago
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New Modded Minecraft Video dropped!!! This is true clip potential, imma have shorts for days!!!!
youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
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No! U R A Ghast!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50
2 months ago
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For real this time haha I'm live :D Playing some
#Minecraft
#Wynncraft
:D See ya in a bit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0uT...
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Im the Best at Wynncraft :D (9/17/25)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0uTMBneE30
2 months ago
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Playing a wee bit more Minecraft Wynncraft this morning :D Time to get all nerdy up in here! 🤓
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJ...
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Im the Best at Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJ9pSeu-o
2 months ago
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Honestly, I had so much fun today! All I did was get ready for tomorrow's recording session on the Obsidian Order. I gathered a whole lotta blocks but in the end I just had fun! Sometimes silly little medial tasks are those ones I love the most ❤️
2 months ago
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Maybe a quick lil stream tonight :D Gotta get some leveling in this Minecraft MMORPG!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svh2...
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Leveling Up My Shaman! Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svh2Qr6qhNs
2 months ago
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Been playing some Minecraft Wynncraft MMORPG!!!! Here's my first dungeon run 😀
youtu.be/rvMWjaM0xU8
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My First Wynncraft Decrepit Sewer Run!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/rvMWjaM0xU8
2 months ago
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Decided to do a late night stream :D I know, weird right? Playin' some Minecraft Wynncraft :D Come hang!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukd...
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Playing Some Wynncraft :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukdy_EbNgU
3 months ago
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Whoa! A lot packed into one Minecraft video!!! We get pranked, We do some live streaming, we do some story telling, and we even have time for a Trials and Tribulations Rouge-Lite run?!?!? ACTION PACKED!!!
youtu.be/iwArgFNsZt4
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Protesting Crows?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E35)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/iwArgFNsZt4
3 months ago
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Am I the only one who likes to build experiences in Minecraft? Like, I enjoy building, but I want the person who walks through it to feel something. I want them to go on a journey! Idk maybe im the weird one 😀
3 months ago
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We're live again on the Obsidian Order SMP! Time to get this Minecraft Mud City detailed :D
www.youtube.com/live/nk90rVu...
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Little City Details: Live Stream :D (Obsidian Order SMP)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/live/nk90rVu8NZ8?si=NfD_gH59m76uCEW6
3 months ago
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Sometimes Chats mean to me.... Sometimes I'm mean to myself....
#Minecraft
#Letsplay
#ObsidianOrderSMP
youtube.com/shorts/z8iZX...
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Chat calls me names.... #minecraft #letsplay #obsidianordersmp
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/z8iZXgbFJGU?feature=share
3 months ago
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Im live :D Come help me decorate my
#Minecraft
city :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...
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Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp3UoLCzs
3 months ago
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Heyo! I built a Minecraft city completely made out of mud on the Obsidian Order SMP! The issue is, I forgot almost every interior! Today we remedy that :D Come join the stream in 30 mins and hang out (9AM EST)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...
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Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp3UoLCzs
3 months ago
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Another day on VitalCraft :D The best Minecraft Skyblock server on Minehut :D
youtube.com/shorts/1Q-p7...
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Im Starving in Skyblock!!! (VitalCraft) #minecraft #funny
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/1Q-p7UFqO64?feature=share
3 months ago
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I'm thinking about streaming some Interior work on the Obsidian Order SMP Tomorrow @ 9am EST :D Hope to see yall there :D On YT btw :D
www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalam...
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Cranky Calamari
Hey everyone! The name's Brandon, and I'm just trynna make it just like everyone else! I love to make content and I love to make people smile, thought I'd combine the two :D. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalamari
3 months ago
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Im starting to get the hankering to voice act again! Imma start putting in applications again i think
3 months ago
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She's speaking gibberish!!!! Tbh this is what modded Minecraft usually sounds like to me!!!! Haha
youtube.com/shorts/mnKBs...
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That friend that speaks Gibberish!!! #minecraft #createmod #letsplay
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/mnKBsEnBqgs?feature=share
3 months ago
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Sometimes you gotta just turn on some music and build in Minecraft :D
youtube.com/shorts/bOj4I...
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Time to Turbine!!! #minecraft #letsplay #obsidianordersmp
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/bOj4IOtSQ1o?feature=share
3 months ago
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Woke up to this!!!! We reached out goal for the year! A wee bit early too 😀 yall Rock socks!
3 months ago
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reposted by
Cranky Calamari
CraftingMantis
3 months ago
Today on Create Chronicles, Sunfire, Cranky, and I head back to the Twilight Forest where we take on the questing ram and the first two bosses which leads us to losing our “child” in a maze.
youtu.be/7pi-OdV9G0M
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Golly Bob Howdy its the Slinky Dog from Toy Story!!!! Gotta love modded Minecraft!!!
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You remember the dog from Toy Story?!?! #minecraft #createmod #letsplay
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/sd_U2WNkZDA?feature=share
3 months ago
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This is what happens with 3 idiots get together and play a Minecraft Modpack! (K.... maybe only 1 idiot in the bunch....)
youtu.be/YrBaucPbw28
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I AM THE MINOSHROOM!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/YrBaucPbw28
3 months ago
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Sometimes..... I don's stop the intrusive thoughts.... I got lucky this time haha! Minecraft Skyblock YouTube Shorts :D
youtube.com/shorts/f-qrC...
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I let my intrusive thoughts win in Skyblock!!! (VitalCraft) #minecraft #funny
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/f-qrC47B95M?feature=share
3 months ago
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The Minecraft Create Mod Chocolate Factory is growing :D 🍫
3 months ago
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Looking for friends in Minecraft? Same! Lol
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Too Many Ghasts, Too Little Friends!!! #minecraft #letsplay #obsidianordersmp
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtube.com/shorts/sNkPHBuzoOU?feature=share
3 months ago
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🚈🚃🚞 Spent so much time working The Kingdom of Muds metro line tonight! Starting to think im actually insane! You won't even see it from the city!!!! Its hidden away hahaha. First world Minecraft problems I guess CHOO CHOO!!!
3 months ago
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Let's take a SMALL step out of the Kingdom of Mud for this episode! I'm thinking we go like..... 2 feet this way.....🤠
youtu.be/fyi4HOzrNRc
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Welcome to the Wind Valley Farm!!! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E34)
YouTube video by Cranky Calamari
https://youtu.be/fyi4HOzrNRc
3 months ago
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