@dukeofwhales.bsky.social Where u been at I need a Morrowind narrative critique or somth stat this house just isn’t the same w out ur dulcet notes

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business