Goddamn, what’s with this new format where you get a thumbnail and the first three words of a post? Is this the new world in BS? Or have my settings screwed up?

Is anyone running a book on the next winner of the FIFA Peace Prize? Netanyahu? Perhaps a posthumous one for Stalin?

I used to wish for the orange one to be put in prison where he could become the b1tch of some guy called bubba. Turns out that might not be the punishment I thought it was.

I’m certain at some stage of my youth, at least one girl might’ve thought me a little creepy, but I’ve never managed “Jeffrey Epstein thinks I’m creepy”. That’s quite the high bar.

I watched the Liam Neeson movie about Deep Throat last night. It made me wonder what they’d call the insider who brings down the Trump administration. Tiny Lips?

Brilliant. For non-Aussies, a woman has just been found guilty of murdering her in-laws with Beef Wellington containing death-cap mushrooms

What an absolute treasure Antony Green has been for Australia. The contrast between his deep, informed election analysis and the absolute blathering garbage available on the American election coverage couldn’t have been starker last night. We will miss his coverage as he retires

Thanks for clarifying this, Jacinta Price. "Let me just clarify, the Department of Government Efficiency, it's not a department. It's got nothing to do with the department. In fact, it will sit in the prime minister and cabinet. And just to clarify, it is not an ode to Donald Trump," she said.

I think it’s time for Norfolk Island to carry its weight. For too long, it’s sat there in the middle of the Pacific welcoming unsuspecting tourists to Friday night bingo at the bowling club and sponging off the rest of the world.

Worst. Episode. EVER.