Playing with my worm

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you’ve seen live (idk if it counts but including festival sets on here too 😂🫡) Paramore (5x) SZA (2x) Twice (2x) Pink Kelly Clarkson Wendy Rachel Grae Chappell Roan 🔜 Demi Lovato 🔜 Akon / Ne-Yo

How much do y’all spend on haircuts. I literally have not been to a barber since before covid and like it’s fucking time to go to a professional 😂😭

I CANT EVEN GO NVM

Hayley is playing Cynthia woods and not Toyota ohhh boy getting tickets is gonna be a bloodbath

My phone started overheating and cut off the vid 😓

Fat cock Friday

Gonna get soooo high to celebrate today

Happy Friday bloomfies

sending each other porn as a romantic gesture.

What is the science behind eating spicy foods and sweating profusely bc holy fuck

Need to get bigger

Happy Friday 🫶🏼 #fcf

Kinda wanna post for fcf for funsies

I have fomo. I need to get a switch 2. And play Pokopia!!!! I just saw someone build a teen titans tower!? And another person build lumisous city

I’m really praying for this country’s downfall.

Okay but why are shirtless workouts kinda top tier

A lil morning workout

Yearning for a festival

Punk music is all I need tbh

Peekaboo

I love porn with a storyline

Eos be packed during all hours of the day jfc

Is the switch 2 worth it for pokopia

There was this FINE ass Asian man in the gym sauna today ugh I wanted to climb him like a tree

Bf messaging me on Grindr to reply back to his text LMAO

Need to start being consistent again 😩

Cut my balls while shaving :(

I should probably start watermarking those posts…

Now that I’ve joined a real gym, I plan to wear jocks with every fit bc why not

Was the winx club Netflix show made with ai bc holy hell the animation is so bad

Kinda obsessed with how my alt account at the other place is so popular in Thailand 😭

Do people still use smart home setups

Chopped as fuck

NEED

Elevator series

Good morning why is my mutuals feed empty 😩🤔

Love how my manager and I can just talk about our gay relationships in our 1:1

Porter playing at EDC. Fuck everything

This doctor I’ve hooked up with a few times matches my freak and it’s so asdfghjkl 🤤

Sent in my last rent payment ever 🥺

Finding out learner and his sister justice are named after their parents professions, teacher and lawyer 💀 bro

Finding out a guy I hooked up with was on American idol… which reminded me of another guy I hooked up with that was on the voice. Guess I got a thing for singers LOL 😂🤭

I’m sorry that you’re hangry but damn shove a snickers down your throat and let’s keep it pushing

Here I am at my desk googling how to use vlookups 😬 ik my project manager is so tired of me

Had to remove the people in the background

Finished the show and man… I don’t think this group is gonna make it lol

My hole is ready for you 😵‍💫

Got a lot of work to do this year but I’m really proud of myself