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You ever spend 2 hours in someone’s car and don’t know how to tell them that there’s music out there that doesn’t suck

Christians playing the end of Persona 5 Royal

Why is the end of every JRPG “kill (a) god”?

Bro added me to a group chat called MTG homies and it was actually just a cover for them to plan a (successful!) proposal to their partner and I’m happy as hell for them but also… I wanna play MTG lol

Vindication, yet again.

*spends an hour driving and listening to music set to BPMs that would kill a Victorian child* “Why am I so anxious?!”

Meeting other chronically online people at normie ass jobs is so important. We both understand what it means to drastically change the trajectory of one’s life

“Nicki minaj’s meme game is so strong lol” She’s 42.

Had bf watch Strangers Chapter 1 after vetting it and Chapter 2 for him and within SECONDS of the unmasked character revealed to under the mask he goes “oh she’s one of them for sure” How does he always do this?

I personally wanna thank Trisha Paytas for providing the easiest explanation possible for stupid people that correlation ≠ causation

Spent last night in the beautiful embrace of queer community and music, made so many new friends, met Maris & Caroline Kingsbury and just felt so damn GOOD. Goddamn, I love queer art and community so much. 🥹🥹

Took my glasses off at the straight club cause I’ve actually Seen Enough™️

I used to joke that I wanted a sugar daddy but I know I’m literally just too proud to take money because I don’t even like my actual real biolgical father sending money

Bein around queer people is so important to me because I have to be able to drop a random actresses name mid convo and not have to stop and say “she was X in that movie Y” or I will DIE

Guy at Firestone gave me a price estimate, based on his experience, for parts while searching for exact pricing then said “oh shit those are expensive now” in case you were wondering how the economy is going here in America

“Even if his ideas were abhorrent to me” You bitches would shed tears over Hitler.

Sorry but this is why I do not understand people who have their jobs all over their personal social media.

Killahhh 🔪🩸

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

We desperately need dumb goofy movies again like THE NAKED GUN. I’m still thinking about how hard I was laughing

Literally no one asked but I hate how I have it on here currently so: an updated thread with my Apple Music Replays! 🧵

Bf and I cried laughing in the theater tonight watching THE NAKED GUN goddamn that movie is so fucking funny

*goes up for karaoke* Jokes on you. Now that I have a microphone please allow me to explain in great specificity why Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party is the most devastating album of all time

My latest hot take is that 2 hr albums are disrespectful as fuck to listeners. Sorry, how self indulgent do you have to be to think I wanna listen to you for 2 straight hours??

Is anyone else randomly getting @youaregood.bsky.social bonus content? I’m not subbed atm and it feels wrong to be getting these

Just listened to “parachute” by Hayley Williams yall mind if I kms real quick??

Tragic: one of my favorite bands announced they’re going on tour supporting another band I don’t think is very good at all

not to put bad bitches against each other or whatever but carly's emotion still beats the heck out of 99.99% of pop albums, a true modern classic

Lovingly lent from a friend.

Me all week: I’m NOT going to the record store. I’m going to be responsible and not spending more money in the vinyl I really want Carly Rae Jepsen: lol

I think about “to what end?” “To the very end” weekly

V funny that ALIEN EARTH posits that ICE AGE 4 will ensure 100 years on, but its ICE AGE 1 that popped back into the top most watched on Disney+. No one even knows which movie the bit is from

I felt especially diabolical about this KO on Spider-Man. I’m just picking up Groot so this felt very good

#nowseated (again) for WEAPONS.

Everytime I see someone doing that video trend w that pinkpanthress song I think … “was this worth doing? It wasn’t worth watching”

Jason XX: Jason Takes Pleasantville

If my loved ones used AI to eulogize me I’m personally crawling out of Hell and haunting them

Hayley Nicole Williams, do NAWT piss me off please go ahead and compile these 17 singles as a proper album

Me, unprompted, at my job:

That new @itslayyyterbitch.bsky.social song really got crack in it. Why have I listened to it 5 times in the last hour??

Being a paramore/Hayley Williams fan is so crazy because they basically vanish between releases but when they come back it’s like a million sleeper agents activating at once

How do I explain to my coworkers that j really do need to leave to get an iced coffee because it’s not the iced coffee that I need, but the act of spending $7 on an iced coffee

Just discovered Sisu is finally steaming somewhere. Peacock once again being the GOAT

Me (L) and my partner (R) moments before a life changing experience (seeing Beyoncé live)

Beyoncé is the greatest living performer we have. There’s not a single soul out there who comes close. And I’m not even Beyhive like that.

#nowseated FOR FUCKING BEYONCÉ

Hey so it freaks me right tf out that in lieu of being able to chat reply Grok is creating images with texts to respond

I’m always saying “yes my boy I know” to my cat but the truth is I don’t be knowing shit