Got a pair of NBs & Asics’, and some shirts/pants from Carhartt & Uniqlo *wag wag wag*

Be honest do my hands smell like my balls right now? 🤲🏻

Decided I was going to grow my hair out a few months ago and I’m at the I want to chop it all off stage

Gone are the days of New Balances just being dad sneakers

National hypno day? Go ahead and stare at this rug for me

Back to work 🫠 last 2 weeks were a nice break

Carhartt should make briefs

No matter where or the time of day I end up walking by at least one gay guy on the street and both of us lock in once we’re a couple feet apart from each other. I love us

Seeing a few gyms today, wanna start up again next week. I know the gays love Equinox but the one by me has crazy bad reviews

Hard to not feel like better days are a thing of the past and that everything just gets worse year over year. Things like Polymarket, AI data centers, and governments that are increasingly hostile with public surveillance only growing. Try to do something relaxing today

If you’re in Venezuela, stay safe, I’m sorry 💔

It’s the weekend

Love Chinatown. So many tasty treats

Meeting someone in the city for dim sum, cool buildings

Huge

Love the size of this thing, it’s like an arcade stick. Mixing viral tiktok slop to mess around with effects

“Animal” is a great name for a gay bar

Irish goodbyed a very nice group of gays because the wait for the bar bathroom was longer than my walk home. How do you not piss your pants living here

Happy new year!!

Walked to the bodega to get cash and they were BLASTING this youtu.be/iRQJVNDdawg?... #NP

Can’t believe the year is over. The last 2 years in Buffalo were self-imposed isolation, all I did was work, fix my finances, and plan for “where next”. Long overdue focus time but I had been counting the days to move halfway through the first year. Excited to be somewhere new finally

Mind raced all night because of a “what if” conversation with my boss at… 4 pm the day before 5 days off 🤨

I think I’ve only seen one rat. Mayor Mamdani where are the rats, we are all asking where the rats are

Waited 3 weeks for a piece of furniture and the wood is split. Can’t wait until I’m finally settled, bleh

Every business having useless AI agents or IVR systems for customer service now is so bleak. “Let me spend twice as long on the phone and be even more frustrated” - nobody

Another week of Tuesday being Friday

For 🎄 I bought a standalone DJ system, an iPad for drawing, and I’m trying to pick up writing. I consider myself wholly uncreative but I’ve also never tried to approach it with any kind of rigor

Walked to a coffee shop with my fly fully unzipped, whoops

Companies should just close the last 2 weeks of the year, nobody is actually doing anything

❄️ ❤️

Favorite part of the NY dialect is men calling each other “boss” and “bossman”

Throat feels funny, might be getting sick. Save me masala chai

This is your sign to get a library card from your local library. Libby gives you ebooks and audiobooks your library has access to and it’s free. Didn’t want to pay for Audible for Creative Quest by Questlove

I transferred to the D train and everyone on it knew you and said you were a frequent rider

Snowing the next few days, wonder if it will on NYE

pov: you fit in my pocket 😸

Living here is so funny because why is there an armpit sniffing night named “Pheromone” at a bar

Pluribus finale was interesting, feel like it’s going to be polarizing

Can’t remember who put me on to MUJI but the first time I went in one was one of the times I went to FC in California. This place is so relaxing I’m convinced they’re putting something in all the diffusers

Cute touch for the holiday 🦁🎄

Rare that both the intro and outro tracks off an LP are standouts for me but whew #NP youtu.be/E9H1F5nwSPo?...

Microsoft Teams adding a "feed" where you can "post". I do not belong in corporate america I belong to the wolves

Saw the trailer for this yesterday and Alexander Skarsgård you are my GOAT

Chinese to round off the night - sat next to an actor I hadn’t heard of who loves Korean film and she was geeked when I pulled out the commemorative ticket

Very cool rink for the holiday, understandably crowded. Won’t be doing this again unless I’m taking someone to see it!

Passed a table of these before I saw the movie and thought “weird piece of movie memorabilia” but it tied right in to the story. Let’s see if I can keep it alive

First movie in the city! The pre rolls at Alamo always get me so hyped

Evil tower of sauron looking building

Chemtrails rug Minotaur's labyrinth rug Hypno rug

One of the podcast guys I follow has a web series game show where people submit 3 photos total of their room + fridge and the guests and him have to guess their age, gender, sexuality, and location. Such a unique concept and so god damn funny!! www.youtube.com/@InteriorMot...