Oh fugg it’s Sunday 🤤

Heard someone mix the bridge from this into a track I didn’t know last night, few drinks in me & half a joint. Don’t even like kpop like that but everyone was going crazyp youtu.be/6BMKX3GmiYg?... #NP

Working in an office with a bunch of 20 year olds means abandoned zyns and sparkling waters everywhere

youtu.be/YUfsjDkjAgg?... #NP

Sweating bullets and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m sleep deprived or getting sick or NYC summer

I’ve apparently never had an original experience even once

My late night bodega man gave me fries with my quesadilla for free, and a rat scurrying across the sidewalk scared the shit out of me. It’s good to be back

Can feel DFW sucking the life force out of me

Got a BBQ lunch, dropped a @kvass.bsky.social off at the airport, and now hanging in a coffee shop and working with the BOYF… thanks for coming, we miss you already, come visit again SOON! (Plus belly for the fans 😘)🐗🐢💪❤️🔥😭

Bye Austin 🥺

Roller derby men, call me

Oh what so I can’t have hobbies??

Missed all the sexy Texas boys on the apps

Bear king of marble falls… hi 😳

I miss Texas in a lotta ways, here’s 1

@grisser.bsky.social spotted

Scary Movie 6 comes out in 2 weeks. Must go day 1

Adorable dog at bear night last night

Only had a coffee and a pastry today, inhaled this 🤤

LGA is such a beautiful airport, love this thing

Mirror selfie 📸 🦁 Sketch for @b0xcat.nl 💖💖 #furry #bara #furrynsfw Join my telegram channel!🔞: t.me/BuffOrang3

May / may not get stuck in Dallas overnight, connecting flight is delayed. Not like this..

Gays need to stop offering me cigarettes because I have no self-control and consequently now have no voice

Got maybe 2 questions right out of like 40 in trivia. I’m the goat

Will always see at least 2 or 3 hot guys jogging in the morning shirtless and it’s my morning coffee in a way. Gets the blood pumping

8 pm, still as bright out as it was at 4, it’s warm, how can you hate summer

High of 94 today, buddy I’m whipping my balls out in the subway I gotta let em breathe

Work wants to give me an early career data analyst as a direct report / to mold into an analytics oriented product associate. I don’t want to be a father ☹️

8 am and the subway is already hot as fuck, going to be a sweaty summer

Cutest salt and pepper shakers I’ve seen in a minute

Tiramisu latte, morning joint, podcast going, & waiting for breakfast spot to open >>>>>

Me if you even care

Skating in Miami was a vibe, much better city for it than New York

Excited to go back to Austin for a couple days at the end of the month

Can finally queen out with all the women at work but had to bond with the boys about dirty sprite 2 today so they know I'm a real one

Major

Bagel man forgot the ketchup on my egg cheese hashbrown 💔 he don’t love me

There’s this elderly straight couple that I always see eating in at the coffee shop I go to by the office and they both present alternative, piercings still in, etc. Need to be like them when I’m old

Giant assed man & I accidentally booty bumped on the train during a turn. Love can happen so unexpectedly

Very excited to do nothing this weekend after my last two being a friend visiting then a work trip

Getting really into pre-2000s Janet Jackson

I’m finally ramped up at work and it’s nice being busy but I’m also very very busy again 😵‍💫

Pinkpantheress bringing out Kelela and Underscores in BROOKLYN while I’m in Florida … no words

Work got me cakes 🥰

Balloon day. 32 🎂

Just walked by a naked sex doll with no head poorly wrapped in garbage bags on the street on the way to work and I was so horrified I thought it was a body

Need to get out of Florida I’m regressing into a dumb country boy who gets mad about gas prices

So ready to be home and sleep in my own bed again

Bear rider 😏