the McDs AI ad is so clearly a product of its limitations because nobody's gonna propose 'wow christmas sucks doesnt it' as their fun sappy xmas ad. people who like xmas ads do not want that but AI struggles with things like character consistency and real human emotions. so.

🧭 Adventurers, gather ‘round! Our next quest: the premiere of Celebrating 25 Years: The Making of Guild Wars. Tune in to YouTube at 7 PM PT! Grab you snacks and hang with fellow heroes now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpm2...

Join me tonight for the LAST cyber sleuth stream (promise! we're NEARLY there) much shorter game this friday as things get SEXY and BRUTAL E www.twitch.tv/beanotron

Welcome to Digicember, where I try to finish one single digimon game in the first week of december! Can we do it?? With the way the weird pacing has been going, maybe!!! Also come by and hear me talk about going to hospital or whatever www.twitch.tv/beanotron

zootopia is like stolen valour for furries

So my right eye's been doing really well after the operation and I'm getting my sight back! However yesterday my left one decided to have a huge tantrum and I had to go to hospital. So no stream tonight oops!!!!

extremely unfortunate that cyber sleuth has a built in way to make level grinding more efficient and it's to have as many metal shits on your team as possible?

I WILL finish this dang digimon game no matter how bafflingly ridiculous it gets www.twitch.tv/beanotron

LIVE NOW!! COME N PARTIE

Reminder that my Streamiversary is tomorrow!!! I'll be chilling and giving out pokemon - 7pm GMT! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

need to do more eote art sometime...

Join me tonight and Friday for more JRPG shenanigans! And this Sunday will be my official Affiliate Anniversary!! To celebrate I'll be doing some crowdsourced Tierlists including ranking all the games I played in the last year! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

Canach, my spikey beloved salad 💚 #guildwars2 #digitalart #fanart

(guy playing a game where you start out in a false reality observation room and then throughout the game encounter VR windows you can smash through to reveal the world behind) man I'd complain if in the ending it turned out this was all a simulation that sure would come out of nowhere

BACK AFTER HOPITAL www.twitch.tv/beanotron

just thinking about Kenneth Branagh's FMV Hamlet

I had eye surgery today! I’d been wanting it done for a long time! It felt like hell a couple hours after and any amount of light is like being scalded but I can do this!! It’ll get better! More news when we have it.

I don't think the bar should be so low as to *celebrate* the existence of queer rep but I do want to offer some respect to this Digimon game for (alongside a plot that makes light of sexually inappropriate behaviour towards minors) putting in some explicitly gay and nonbinary NPCs ?? In 2015 ???

We are streaming TONITE but then I might need the rest of the week off after a lil procedure! Don't worry nothing serious! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

I've been playing prey mooncrash and one time I found several neuromods in a trash bin in the cafeteria so every single run I gotta check that bin I am basically a dog tbh

✦ markings ✦ #scaramouche

Visions of Eternity is OUT and I am streaming it NEEEOWWW www.twitch.tv/beanotron

⚔️✨ A new adventure awaits in Guild Wars 2: Visions of Eternity, coming October 28th! 🌍🔥 Take a peek at these stunning landscapes - then tell us - where will you want to explore first? 👇 #GuildWars2 #GW2VoE

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

figuring daylight savings across timezone is the worst thing in my entire life I'm sure I did it wrong anyway VISIONS OF ETERNITY IS OUT TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA DO THAT twitch.tv/beanotron

Had a great time at MCM this weekend! Went to a talk with Jannifer Hale and got her autograph, met Griffin Burns, and I got to chill with @heyjamesday.bsky.social and @amandarischel.bsky.social !!

i saw josh strife hayes again today at the con and honest to god that man serves cunt. he wears those suit vests like they owe him money. his waist is snatched as hell. i'm very tired and don't know what i;'m wrigntg

Digimon continues! And I won't be having a weekend stream due to Con so Sims is pushed forward to monday! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

hohho oh ohohheHEehEE

Trying to engage with Neopets is like stomping on your own nuts. you want a specific item that you found off-site? Well it was only available in the real money store. you have currency? Well fuck you it's retired, and was only in a random mystery box with a pool of 2 dozen other things. FUck you

Back on track later this week ! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

Join me tonight to watch some funny little creatures fuck around! And then please note nothing this weekend as I have BUSINESS www.twitch.tv/beanotron

"There's buttons and I'm having fun, that makes it a video game" - @veggieblt.bsky.social, solving every argument forever

@guildwars2.com I actually yelled. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. THANK YOU ANET

Here we go!! Sxorr is a master saboteur for hire. Whether you need someone to commit corporate espionage, steal inventions, or sabotage projects, Sxorr is your brat (he dropped out of college and his mom is mad about it)

SOMEONE TIPPED ME TEN BUCKS WHILE I WAS LIVE BUT NOTHIONG TOLD ME?? WHY WHO DID THIS? THANK YOU

Live NOW starting a digimon game! Not the new one!! This one isn't even dubbed!!!!! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

Did you know that I give away a shiny pokémon to a lucky viewer in EVERY stream? Put it in one of your Switch games! Keep it in your phone to look at fondly! Here are the first 25 shinies who've gone off to new homes! Grab one for yourself: www.twitch.tv/beanotron

We finish Dredge this evening, and there's a big new Digimon release this week - but do I look like I have New Release money?! Starting Digimon Story Cybersleuth on Friday! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

come along right now for a major episode of twitch playing god - it's about to be our darling lad's FINAL birthday....! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

I'm really not surprised #GenshinImpact

This is mean but if I could bring someone back to behold the modern world, I would show Cats 2019 to TS Eliot. Like can you even imagine

Thank you so much to everyone who has helped and supported me during the recent attempts at streaming, especially to the #GuildWars2 community for welcoming me so warmly to your beautiful game. I'm very excited to explore more! 🌳🍃 #GW2 #Twitch @guildwars2.com

After Dredge this evening I'm stopping by my buddy Five's as they inch through the FF14 basegame! Though I have naught to offer but my massive ears www.twitch.tv/beanotron

No sims stream just yet - it'll be late today! I think!

having an extra stream today cause of my busy weekend! live RIGHT NOW for sims 4! www.twitch.tv/beanotron

only a maaatter of tiiiime

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Prey is amazing. I just cannot believe they Did All That

We WILL finish Prey tomorrow night! #mycubes And then I thought we'd try something different with a little fishing. www.twitch.tv/beanotron