Hey bloomfs I gained 35 lbs since last year

Still have big tits btw

Trying to hit my bulking macros at 4am after coming home from the club

Haven’t cracked this guy open in a minute. What’s tea bloomfs

Breasting booblily lately

“Guess Not” a poem by WhoWantsBalls

Cut face // Bulk face

I was so tan in 2023

Like a poem said by a lady in denim

They’re loving this over on ig

Two people sent me this. My brand is so strong

If ANYONE deserves a Cowboy Carter presale…

100 likes and I’ll change my display name to HOTSPERM

This worked on me

tretinoin definitely made my skin worse but nevertheless i persevere

Joella #dragrace

Kori’s hair blending into the feathers #dragrace

Arm day from The Vault

Cannot believe there’s still gay men on here calling themselves himbos

Anyways so I went back to the gym

My orthopedist just told me my ongoing issues stem not from my original injury but from a weak posterior chain because I’ve been treating myself too timidly and told me I need to start squatting again… maybe you all SHOULD be afraid idk

Just booked my flight to Nola for Mardi Gras YYYESSSS I haven’t been in 7 years

Ladies I’m feeling better. Flexeril x prednisone x ibuprofen has me RIGHT okayyy

Had one session with a physical therapist to address some ongoing range of motion issues in my left hamstring following a herniated disc in 2020 but pretty sure he just undid years’ worth of healing bc it’s painful to a level it hasn’t been since 2021 and I was pain free before the appt

Unfortunately my lower back pain flairs up every few months and even when it’s not I’m still completely unable to squat, deadlift, bent over row, or do any core work that rounds my back or twists my spine like please just put me in a bubble or something

The body tea I would possess if I didn’t have debilitating back issues… many would be afraid

Having an insane crashout bc of my haircut

He cut like 6 months of growth off my hair that I’ve been growing out

My barber telling me I’m his hardest haircut bc my hair type is uncommon and after two years of cutting my hair he still feels like he hasn’t mastered it but he loves the challenge

My favorite song ever may be Gimme More simply based on the fact that it’s been in my top 30 on Spotify wrapped every single year since they started doing it

Eat up

Italian and Irish Americans getting EU citizenship from their great grandparents, meanwhile my ancestors came over from France in the 1720s

Oomf beat the fck out of my chest

Thirst trap of me tenderizing meat at a cooking class in Vietnam

Love when the plane remote has a little map

Finally coming back to nyc

New Year’s resolution to make my arms huge

Late entry for best chest pic of 20244

State of things heading into 2025

Getting a suit made in Vietnam and the tailor made me take off my shirt to get my measurements and said “oh my god, more muscular than I thought”

Back pic Monday or something irdk

I remember where I left it… in October

Night before a trip and I can’t find my 35mm and I’m kind of losing it

tbt to when it was warm

Pressing play on a spectacular album with 2 skips (SAWAYAMA)

I wore the issey miyake homme plissé pants I got for Xmas to the work holiday party last night and someone else was wearing them and he said I looked better

ive done this

What do I wear to my company holiday party? How nice should I look?It’s at tavern on the green.

I am not as lean as I was in the pics I’ve been posting from this past summer, but I CAN hold a pencil with my tits now so it’s kind of okay

My Uber driver couldn’t stop telling me how sorry he felt for me bc I don’t have siblings or cousins and I was like… okay