So Epstein had a dental office in his home to remove kids teeth so they couldn’t bite. This was the best friend of our president. The pedophile anointed by Christians, to bring forth the rapture of the saved, enablers of child rape.

The GOP has nothing to offer thus they must legalize cheating. This is an attack on majority political power, not just Black political power. In 1954 SCOTUS voted unanimously in Brown. A just and moral stand. Today the minority-ruling class got its wish: Restoring Jim Crowe for all.

Me 2016: Trump is a conman. MAGA: He will Make America Great Again and bring God's word to the world. Me 2026: Trump is a conman. MAGA 2026. His private life is between those dirty little girls and Jesus. Talk to the hand bitch.

"The greatest law enforcement team in the history of America" starring Kash Patel and Jeanine Pirro

Let's give it up for the First Ho. Melania celebrates her 56th birthday, and 40 years as a prostitute, marrying Jesus while gathering kids at the Epstein well.

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

He took a blood packet but not a bullet.

Ninth Grader Demi Johnson receives National Geographic award for plan to save Mississippi's oyster reef population. The ninth grader has produced 1,100 oysters that will in turn spawn millions of larvae into the ecosystem, a huge ecological impact

In my decades as an attorney I repped a handful of reporters who did some things they were ashamed of, just to get the scoop. That said I’m glad to say I never repped a reporter who will have to bear the stain of shame to those for attending this celebration of a 'free press'.

Virginia Dems celebrated so hard a SWAT team needed a battering ram to find them this morning.

Get ready for the'The Rip City Slow Break' kiosk, where hipsters can buy axe tosses at a real LA Laker player, forcibly abducted, at each home game. Lucky strikers win autographed dime bags of Hermiston kush with Walton's rip city rolling papers, now gluten-free and Antifa-friendly. Go Blazers!

hearing reports that the blazers new owner is inquiring about selling this game 2 win to the spurs

y'all got saved to try the bestest sins?

Marjorie Greene is now chill because she demands Trump release the Epstein Files? She's a ho. Being buddies with pedophile and trafficker, Matt Gaetz. Supported Trump as an adjudicated rapist and felon. Bitch is an election denier and was a seditionist on 1/6. A batshit out of hell scary ho .

The evangelical folks are called 'sheep' for a reason. Dumb sheep. I will always understand how millions of so called Christians blindly follow the most un-Christlike piece of shit imaginable. It's in the water they drink. They believe their god is the only god.

From the ancient holy script, chapter one, verse 7 of "Snakes? No You DidntBitch."

Okla-fucking-homa y'all. Pete Buttigieg spoke in Tulsa last night to a packed house. I just wanted to mention this because it makes me happy that even 5 of my mesmerized, FOX-watching, MAGA cult family turned out. One of the deepest red states in the union. Maybe we aren't goners just yet.

A demonstration at the Dilley Concentration Camp in Texas. Children and families have been imprisoned in the concentration camp in Texas for months, and all they’ve experienced is abuse, neglect, mistreatment, undrinkable water and moldy food. #SHUTDOWNDILLEY Credit: @mommmaliz.bsky.social

Every day it becomes even more clear to me that we here at BlueSky, a cosmic community of gentle, kind, quirky, and fucked up, radical left-wing bird watchers, are all pretty much on the right side of history.

Wait til' they hear about J Edgar's closet.

Oman must put together little party boats and start going to ship to ship in the Strait of Hormuz until everyone gets their jiggy on. Praise Allah!

What if Iran put together a little party barge and started going boat to boat, getting jiggy, in the Strait of Hormuz? Praise Allah!

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

I want a world where elk hunters of color only evermore feel afraid of just the shit we whites have always been afraid of. Getting loaded. And nothing less.

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against the body of Jules Winnfield motherfucker.

Like, for example, a Secretary of Defense citing a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction to promote wars of aggression. Or touting Trump's anointed status to lead American children into war even though he is a draft dodger who rapes our children. Praise Allah!

Trump's usefulness in grifting to these grifters, relentlessly invoking Christ and Trump, is over. Like one of Trump's dirty diapers, the man is being flushed by these maggots who profited from manufactured hate and division. It was a great ride for perverts and grifters. Praise Allah!

This is called being black out drunk on his lord and savior, Jack Daniels.

Portland Trailblazers leaving Phoenix with the win

The best defensive player and the best offensive player in the NBA are both Canadian. They get free healthcare care all through life. Their mums got paid if she had a child in a. country where abortion is a right. Both multilingual. They read. They are fucking cray-cray, but in a polite way. Hmmmmmm

Listen, he should have been disqualified the moment the world learned dogs hate him.

Working hard for peace in Iran and affordability for Americans. Hope he can see his way clear for all 18 tomorrow. You only knew he was a major fuck up after your highly paid pastors were exposed. They were always in on the grift. They need your votes to keep the grift. Wake up brothers and sisters.

Me being asked if I voted for the black lady with the cool nickname.

Melania just opening the door to the pigeon room and chucking a great big maine coon cat in there

Has the soiled-diaper whisper caved? Sounds like lawyers wrote that speech. If that child-raping slob is put away by his wife that would be so on brand for Trump.

I descend from a large extended family of Oregon farmers. Good people but on politics, pre-school level dumb. Trump’s increase of gas/diesel and fertilizer will crush Oregon farmers. America First? This 'excursion' is leading to sell-offs to Big Ag corps owned by foreign investors. Praise Allah!

No country in the world needs regime change as much as the United States does. We need to overturn Citizens United and be self-governed by normal people, not crazy pedophile-loving retards who think Sky-Jesus is rapturing them to the big Waffle House in the sky.

End the White House Cover-Up. Release the Epstein files, NOW.

Told my wife to be ready by 6 so we could make the Springsteen Concert or I'd obliterate the entire Canadian civilization. So anyway she now charges me 2 million dollars to use the toilet which used to be free. I'm pretty sure I won that little 'excursion.' Boooyaaa Bitches! Praise Allah!

"We won the war"~DJT No regime change, dead Americans, more radical leader, lifted sanctions going back decades, retain missile and drones, charge 2 large to US vessels passing the strait, and it only cost 39 billion to taxpayers. Praise be to Allah! Thank you for your attention to this Fuck up!

Dogs. Take the wheel from that Jesus guy.

I saw a quote once from Teddy Roosevelt that read, “the love I have for a dog, even though we have never shared a conversation, is proof that actions speak louder than words”.

America is not at war with the Iranian people. This is a way for the prez to keep his kid raping at bay. 'A whole civilization will die tonight. Never to be brought back again.’ The man that uttered this spent decades raping little girls, a true man of God. *Note to self*-Eggs at Target are on sale!

End of the world but reasonably priced eggs for the rapture ride.

Headin' into town to pick up coffee, weed and 'Bridge and Power Plant' holiday lights. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise be to Allah!

DONALD TRUMP LAST WEEK: "We totally won bitches and we don't need the Strait of Hormuz!" DONALD TRUMP THIS WEEK: "OMG! OMG! Open the Strait of Hormuz or we will commit war crimes on you so open the fuckin’ strait ya crazy bastards and praise be to Allah! Thank you for your attention"

Patti and me will be headed To Ross for a killer vest I can wear tonight for Bridge and Power Plant vespers. Praise be to Allah!

This is why we have kids repeat 3rd grade.

BREAKING: Mike Johnson didn’t see the tweet.