It is man work to call out other men about their shitty behavior. More men need to be doing their man work.

Bake 'em away, toys.

"here come the subs," me when I'm ordering Cosmi's from South Philly

Also I am desperately weary of this man Stu Holden.

How do I mute just Lalas so I can hear the other three

Seriously, he should have gotten a card for this shit. What a shitty example to set for your team.

Get your shit together Pochettino you manchild. Don't kick shit because your team is inferior.

In case anyone's wondering I'm strongly team moules-frites tonight.

I think the biggest risk Seattle is taking in hosting world cup games is that everyone might realize how lovely the summers are there, and then things'll get really crowded.

SHUT THE FUCK UP LALAS YOU VAPID GINGER

I understand how music licensing works in the 21st century, but hearing Country Roads splattered all over the place feels like part of my childhood being stolen.

Good for Spain, but admittedly I'm mostly delighted that Ronaldo is sad.

¡viva españa!

William Peter Blatty's Love Actually

Reminder that along with Ronaldo being MAGA (which is intensely weird for someone from Portugal, tho less so for a billionaire athlete), multiple women have accused him of rape over many years, at least one of whom may have settled her lawsuit only under duress.

What's the conversion rate on bicycle kicks, like 4%?

Guarantee Ronaldo would have subbed out by now regardless of the score, the overly-sensitive flower, the spotty over-ripe banana.

I get England slowing the roll here, but they're gonna gas out in a long stoppage time.

I'm a growing fan of Harry Kane, dude has some clutch.

If England keeps up like this (complimentary) I'm going back to the nascar race.

It's only just now occuring to me that I'm gonna miss the world cup final because I'll be at #Phish

If you're wearing a French jersey and a Yankees hat, all of your opinions are immediately suspect.

Okay genuine question because I don't watch a ton of futbol, but has it always been this handsy and physical? Dudes are just mugging one another on corner kicks and dragging people down by their jerseys, is this a more recent development?

The Philadelphia spiciness: it's contagious.

Acknowledging that the hydration breaks haven't been universally popular, it's exactly a game like this where they're necessary. And if you're gonna do it for one game you gotta do it for all of 'em.

I understand how music licensing works in the 21st century, but hearing Country Roads splattered all over the place feels like part of my childhood being stolen.

Salad Chic feels like an oddly apt descriptor for her.

Why is the world cup trophy so....I dunno. Goblin-coded? It looks like it has barnacles.

16/20 btw

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

If I was a fitbol ref I would be so obnoxious about ball placement. You think you're just gonna toodle 15 yards down the sideline for your throw-in? Absolutely not, bro. Get back here.

"Luis Suarez–not that Luis Suarez" haha

No one's national anthem should be longer than 23 seconds.

Cape Verde playing them that strong til the end is something they should be enormously proud of.

That's maybe the prettiest one-strike goal Ive ever seen.

OH SHIT

I don't know who this announcer is, but he's got to stop glazing Messi this much. It's fucking embarrassing.

It's 88° fahrenheit and 71% humidity in Miami right now and I simply do not understand the masculine urge to wear a full suit. What are you proving?? Who do you think is impressed by this??!

"Greatest player of all time" and the motherfucker can't even play the whole game in a knockout round???!?!!

I know we're living in the future because it's 95° fahrenheit at 8:30 pm.

This evening I am a Croatia fan based solely on the assumption that Cristiano Ronaldo is a steaming bag of shit.

I just cannot relate to a mindset that dictates "It's absolutely essential that I wear a full suit in 90° weather to watch people doing sports."

I am tired of timotheewee chalomet.

I am tired of timotheewee chalomet.

Yah this truth has some layers to it when you're unemployed due to enshittification.

The way I loathe this smug piece of shit, this pustulating tumor of a man.

really important thread

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

Really enjoying how multiple ppl on my timeline are happy mostly for Little Vamos Dude watching his dream come true.

Three fucking cheers for Cote d'Ivoire taking a lead into half-time vs. Germany.