girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

PA dept of human services couldn't answer if Tremfya is gonna be covered by Medicaid, nor could Accredo. So I called the Medicaid hotline. Before even being given a proper phone tree, I was served ads for a medical alert device, DirecTV, at+t, pest control, homeowners insurance, (cotd)

Holy shit Tom Waits heard Springsteen's latest and said "fuck your decorum, too polite." m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

Does anyone at some point exclaim "The Brutalist!!" and do a hand flourish

The Brutalist came across my suggested watch list and I....I just can't fathom sitting down to watch a three and a half hour movie about architecture. And I *like* Brutalism. "i dunno jim, is it responsible to use so much concrete??" is what I imagine a major plot point to be.

I have 3 pairs of allbirds, the only one I love is the flipflops. The midrise trail runners are even more uncomfortable than cycling shoes. The flipflops tho, they're truly awesome. Proving to be super durable as well. Anyway that's my contribution to the discourse for the day.

Wow I'll tell ya you can use the search function for something as seemingly innocuous as "puddles" and...come across some very surprising results.

Actually the best news of the day is that my trash and recycling got picked up on ~the same day~ (like they're supposed to be) for the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR 🥳

Since we're talking about west coast hip hop in the group chat m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTUp...

Anyone here ever do the Unemployment/EBT/health care shuffle in Pennsylvania? I had to ask my former employer for a letter of separation and they replied asking for my letter from Unemployment. I'm worried they're only just realizing I was approved for unemployment and now they want to fight it.

Anyone here ever do the Unemployment/EBT/health care shuffle in Pennsylvania? I had to ask my former employer for a letter of separation and they replied asking for my letter from Unemployment. I'm worried they're only just realizing I was approved for unemployment and now they want to fight it.

"there's simply not enough room to store and drive our cars in the lanes and parking spaces, we have to use the crosswalks, sidewalks, and empty lots, too"

So I guess all the car drivers in West Philly simultaneously decided to be shitbags to pedestrians today.

Slept in my #Phish shirt and now I'd like to cut your head off so I can weigh it whaddya say

Harry Kalas' widow is pissssssssssed www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...

This is just a night at Bar on Samson Street.

Vermont to Seattle via Delaware. And more or less parked the car then and haven't owned one since.

I feel like this movie is confused about its tone. Doesn't know if it wants to be goofy or immediate and serious. Like it's trying to by Syriana and Burn After Reading at the same time.

Finally watching One Battle After Another...did they give Sean Penn an oscar for walkin' funny?

Honestly all of what I know about music goes back to the Xmas when my grandparents got me Thriller, Piano Man, and Born In The USA on cassette, along with my first walkman. 1985, I think.

has anyone made a ballet/opera joke #phish #oscars

We are fairly strongly convinced that Mike said "Chris lemme borrow like 40 light pots," because like 70% into the set he said live into the mic "can we turn off these lights and just use those lights" and then it was appreciably more like a Phish show. #Phish #MikeGordon

I had forgotten how small Union Transfer is and we sort of inadvertantly got into line "too early" soooooooo we're pretty close #Phish

Listen lemme tell you when the staff at Good Dog sent me a creme brulee as a surprise for my birthday, I almost ugly cried.

A lot changed two years ago.

For the record I was always a lil cagey about where I worked but it was Mom's on 11th Street that fired me in February for bullshit after nearly 9 years. So this schadenfreude is prettttty tasty.

mmmmmh very embarrassing for someone 😋 www.thebanner.com/culture/food...

Y'all in the interest of sharing good days since so many of them are rough for me lately, today I got a full night's sleep, woke up at a decent hour, made breakfast, prepped dinner, cleaned the kitchen, looked for jobs, applied for two, applied for food stamps, and applied for obamacare.

I have generous friends, so my birthday celebration has already begun.

BFF came up from Wilmo, wanted to sponsor some good delivery for my unemployed ass. Ordered something on Caviar from a Starr joint, ETA kept pushing to over two hours. BFF wasting away. Canceled Caviar/Starr order, cheesesteaks delivered from the local inside of 35 minutes. Really makes you think. 🤔

Just texted this to a friend but really it's solid guidance for everyone: Look for "Let Me See The Colts" by Bill Callahan and go from there. Might find it under band name Smog.

Watching a show out of the library. Confident in saying that the balcony at the Mann is class warfare. #Phish

re: #Phish summer tour–I'm unemployed AF so am not in a position to buy any tickets at this time. On the other hand I can pitch my tent at my sister's house about 25 minutes away from Merriweather. So.

no but yah really I got fired today

The best song for when you've been fired. youtu.be/3sKGDyla9kY?...

41 whole degrees in Philadelphia, it's a fuggin' heat wave.

Anyone know why both the comcast buildings are lit up like american flags? Is it for the semiseaqusemscentennial or whatever? They basically never take part in the skyline color scheme, which makes them lame.

Giving a toddler a harmonica to play in the grocery store is a war crime.

"I like to watch the super bowl for the ads" Listen to yourself. You sound like a dang fool.

Did I leave the house today? Fuck no I didn't, I lived in northern Vermont, I know what it's like out there.

Listen the way I woke up in the middle of the night dreaming of throwing pizza dough again has me a little shaken and thoughtful.

Bluesky etiquette means deleting your own smol-account-successful-reply if the big account deletes theirs.

And a hearty fuck you to the feral cat who took a shit on my front step that I obviously didn't see and stepped in. I hope a raccoon gnaws your balls off.

Heading out to run errands and I'm rolling the dice on wearing just regular boots rather than the Vermont-grade snow boots. I'm less and less a fan of the winter these days.

He was a great writer, and I'm sure a great dad and husband. RIP. Really pretty sad at this one.

Zero for three. Wish I was surprised. Leads me to say once again that #Philadelphia you're a tough city to love sometimes.

I'd like just a _little_ bit of municipal services today. I'm due trash pickup, recycling pickup, and a street plowing. Realistically I'll be satisfied with two out of three, but since recycling hasn't picked up in a month that's top of the list. #Philadelphia

We're the embodiment of "kind, but not nice."

I think the el just caught air going under the Schuylkill spicy driver tonight