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found out how to allocate ram for minecraft. did you guys know video games are supposed to run smoothly

i work at a car dealership and we have had a lot of tesla trade ins lately lmao

customer service should get hazard pay, how am i supposed to keep a straight face when a woman tells me she's afraid her tesla is gonna get firebombed if she drives it

just saw someone say it's ableist for matt murdock to own a tv

god i love facebook marketplace

twitter ads have reached satirical levels of shit

i've never had a boyfriend to do valentine's day with but it is the anniversary of my sisters first divorce so that's fun in a different way

at least bianca censori doesn't have a lot of clothes to pack up leaving kanye

slurpee has always been obsessed with my backpack for some reason

patrick mahomes is chewing holes in his invisalign

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

every time i go to the taco place across the street from work a crow follows me there and back. he gets a tater tot and we acknowledge each other and we move on. this is the harmony with nature we should all strive for.

Actual Play, Actual Stories of Joy and Resistance. From contributor @atrocitykitsch.bsky.social.

i got to hold a GOAT! her name is penelope

my aunt, who is 82 years old and a nun, messaged me on fb out of the blue to tell me she doesn't care about the past and loves me and wants to step in where her brother, my father, no longer is. girl he died 12 years ago, what.

happy anniversary

idk why china having my data is such big deal. like what kind of data is it? is this like stealing my money kind of data or data about me watching hours of bushcrafting videos

@sylviafeketekuty.bsky.social I am absolutely enthralled by Emmrich and the story you wove with him (especially the thanatophobia, as a long time sufferer) I was wondering, how long has Manfred been under Emmrich's care?

me, stoned at 32: i could have been a sexual dynamo at 18 if i had just locked the fuck in me at 18:

nothing will ever hit like seeing a skinny teenage boy at a school play audition and then hearing creed's 'higher' on repeat every time u see him for the next 5 years

actually i could have gotten laid a few times in my teens/early 20s but i had like Personal Morals and every time i got close i was like 'no.... not this way' even when the guy id been into since freshman year made a pass at me

i wish 17 year old me had said yes when the ska band i hung out with offered me weed. i'm so sorry past me you could have gotten laid so much sooner.

i'm genuinely a much Cooler person since i started smoking weed. got my disco on.

a new coworker came over and interrupt a conversation i was having with another coworker just to grill him on his italian heritage cause he overheard a separate conversation earlier. new guy THEN asked for other coworkers name, whether or not he was sicilian took priority over introductions lmao

made the bestworst joke of my life last night when, while discussing ending up with people who are similar to our parents, i said- 'well that's why i don't have a boyfriend right there, everybody like my father is also dead'

Character painting for a project that unfortunately never got used in the end. 💙

watching ken burns pbs documentary and they're talking about why people pushed out further west after the mountain men and how money was a huge factor and economy and demand and it cut to a man who said 'Hats. The name of the game was hats.'

idk what happened on may 10th but it has been a very long year

i have conflicted feelings about dragon age; veilguard so far but i am obsessed with my rook. thora ingellvar... the woman you are..

sorry i have nothing to post here yet except slurpee pics but i'm working on stuff

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it's nice having an audience i guess

i have to be on call for car insurance phone calls for my accident AND stress about the election tomorrow?

whadda hell u want

excuse me??

anybody know why pokémon scarlet doesn't like 'Ollo' as a nickname for smoliv

Happy Thursday y'all, Shrike Publishing and I have got an October sale going on, everything 50% off! Tonight I'll tell you all about our high-octane, brutal combat ttrpg - Blood Neon!

next ttrpg character name dropped at work today

what is that thing

gotta rework the whole algorithm to get just the right kind of trash on my feed

i like when guys on podcasts say men are going to protect women they're in relationships with rather than go 50/50 on stuff. what are you protecting us from. it is 2024, no one is pillaging the apartment. there are no wolves at the gate. my cat handles the spiders.

time to start migrating over here for realsies looks like 👀