A statistician drowned crossing a river that was only three feet deep on average.

I'm a proud determinist

If the many-worlds hypothesis is true, it means there is some world where Dick Cheney's body is in your bathtub right now. You better go check.

Charles Wheelan's warning lable for regression analysis: Do Not Use When There Is Not a Linear Association between the Variables That You Are Analyzing

Dyson swarm possible output: 50 yotta watts Current human energy use: 0.00000000002 yottawatts

Water consumption from irrigation for a pound of California almonds: ~500 gallons Water consumption of a chatgpt prompt powered by nuclear energy: ~0.0005 gal Would you pick a 16oz bag of almonds, 100,000 replies from an AI, or abandon all modernity and go live in the woods?