there is a man that does hour long mukbangs on YouTube. this is what you’re competing with.

the more i learn about the writers strike the not more I realize how screwed the traditional entertainment economy is.

this strike about to last forever.

SZA’s S.O.S. is a masterpiece. Wow.

this app still very much gives lunch room vibes. when you think about the amount of people on planet earth.

just currently lurking.

from the makers of happy dad seltzer: paranoid uncle cognac

this got boring fast.

i kind of feel bad that we chose skeets and now everyone is getting naked. it’s sounds very bad when you try to explain this situation out loud.

boy skeets world

my early bsky personalities

i think reputation should go both ways on the AT protocol. it should also mark when you do something dope like ratio a white supremacist.

this shit works better without a what’s trending page. that’s how we lost the vibes on Twitter.

MASTODON CALLS THEM TOOTS?!

ahhhhh, that’s cool. i turned off the pink herpe on my feed. this is interesting. i assume others still see it however.

wait @faineg.bsky.social can you see my posts?

i guess the new update banned me to the shadow realm

Wow. Someone really posted a picture of a crazy gape. I think I’m good now.

the more people that get added to this platform the more i feel like i’m watching a slow motion car crash.

there’s one person that folks could invite here that would blow up this app to high heaven right now. keeping that name in my mouth like Voldemort tho.

if i get ratioed by the IRS I promise they will have no peace.

bet you wont wrangle up some billionaire’s offshore account. u soft.

if Anderson Cooper says skeet on CNN then it’s settled. just wanted to let y’all know.

WE HAVE TO GET LIL JON ON HERE. QUICKLY!

you MUST think about lil lil jon.

welcome to grey-sloan memorial mental hospital

@thekidmero.bsky.social a legend. an icon. from the BX to the BS. 🙏🏾

i made this with midjourney. hold up lemme get the prompt.

Elon it’s so over for you

now. now we have entered a new era.

DROP DATABASE blueskyusers;

Lmaoooooo. seeing this from the other perspectives is WILD.

yeah, this is the scale where custom algos have to come into play. i guarantee there is an uptick of users using their following tab more and more.

waiting for a public post-mortem from the bluesky team on the first high profile impersonation attempt like….

damn. making bluesky history. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

you have to BECOME the exceptional posters.

just figuring this out. hi my name is Alex and i’m a comedian. here’s me hosting my most recent improv show at dad’s garage in Atlanta. my group is called 30 Below: America’s first 30 and under improv team.

Always wanted to be on GQ’s It’s Actually Me before. I’m not AOC. I’m Alex Jean-Baptiste. A comedian currently based in Atlanta, GA.

this is aoc :) welcome!!!!

finally. I was getting tired of doing the heavy lifting. 🙏🏾

for the curious. this is what it looks like when you get in trouble on bluesky. i am no longer me. i don’t know who i am.

ok. that was a little intense. ‘twas fun kicking the tires there. old school twitter vibes for sure. ha 🙏🏾

Certified elections. Much like certified accounts are very important for democracy and information. It’s our generation’s greatest fight. 🙃🙃🙃

should we get my pal, Bernie on here? 🤔

decentralized protocols and decentralized government are equally important. please pay attention to your local upcoming races everyone!

who’s everyone’s least favorite billionaire? why is it, Elon? lol jk. we all know.