this should be a PSA for everyone considering having children

If your name is Kara and you’re not telling people it’s short for Karate, what are you even doing with your life?

shot, chaser

talked to lev for 20 minutes today he's resting and doesn't blame jacob for having such a sloppy mudpie

Introducing my life coach and/or spirit animal

I only bought canned and frozen items from our Food Lion. I can’t imagine this being good.

That’s v pleasing looking

Spicy & creamy fusilli with pancetta. Wish we had a lemon.

Oven-caramelized onions. Should’a taken a before pic.

altnoaa.bsky.social blocked me for calling them out on their AI bullshit.

anyone else posting straight to the void

you've fried your last rice, shrimp

You’ve shrimped your last fast-casual

you've feared your last tear

You’ve herded your last nerf

You’ve manifested your last streetlight

Pozole rojo served.

Pozole rojo(?) started. And now I’m wiped out.

You’ve partied with your last dog

You’ve massacred your last birthday

You’ve smashed your last mouth

you've googoo'd your last kaja

I never would've tried to self-publish my first ebook had I not read a handful of enjoyable - though flawed - ebooks. Seeing the typos made me think that I could do it. And I did! amzn.to/3rIxTXO (my first, One Cold Day: A zombie story)

fun fact: la croix for soup is a bowling for soup cover band

Fuck you Twitter! They better not let someone else use my handle, which is why I locked it down instead of deleting in the first place.