my valentines ❤️❤️

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i spent a lot of time on my "J.P. is in the epstein files" meme post for r/grandmasboy and i really thought it was going to do numbers but i guess i just don't know what the people want anymore

if you're reading this I miss you (not you Ashley you are sitting right next to me)

they should make a transparent hoodie that keeps you warm but still lets people see the back of your cute t-shirt

@puppydoggaming.bsky.social after I played like 3-4 hours of midwest emo on Sunday, spotify flagged my account for suspicious activity and locked me out of it

@mtgsecretlair.com I don't know if you know this, but this is a pretty bad customer experience

my top magic gripes: -DFCs are bad -creature type errata is bad -commander decks should drop down to 80 cards at least -wish effects should work in commander -color identity rules are bad and designing around them is also bad -too difficult to teach someone new this game -reserved list is bad

oh no we didn't realize you were supposed to bring rave candy to the saxsquatch show and now a little kid wants to trade with us

i think i'd go to the strip club more if they had a better drink selection. maybe we could have, like, a couple craft beers, nothing crazy?

some street names are so ugly that i believe it HAS to negatively affect property values. you couldn't pay me to live on a street called Flad

someone made an interface for feeld that shows you all of the people who disliked you and it is a very cool way to periodically suffer enormous amounts of psychic damage

me on GBBO just turning in haystacks every week

watching Hannah play fallout 4 for the first time and I think this game actually might have been bad

I'm not anti-vegetable. I eat vegetables. But if you put anything green on biscuits & gravy you should be put in jail

who is asking for their deck to be EVEN THICKER?? this is madness. I SAID DECK

i hope he got one

went to new york but not for the same reason any of my friends here went to new york. fun fact: several months ago, I did have to urban dictionary search "going to new york" just to make TOTALLY SURE it wasn't slang we just weren't aware of. also we got engaged today, ok, that's it!

commander post: it is bad that wizards will bend the outside the game rules for companion, a mechanic that i assume nobody likes, and will not bend them for learn, which might actually be fun

the default behavior of ctrl+v should be "paste without formatting," change my mind

gonna try really hard to not do anything weird at work this week

it took me less than 30 seconds of the price is right to get mad about how bad people are at games and math and logic

satellite radio needs a delilah-like program. i'm hanging on by a fucking thread here, PLEASE, i need this

Local brewery had to take down social media post after getting roasted for putting cheese fries at "market price" lololol

I finally started using the call screen feature on my phone to make people tell me why they are calling me before I decide to pick up. Civility is dead but I am free

@magic.wizards.com please make she-ra and the princesses of power cards, thanks in advance!!

i think this magic: the gathering set should have had a "500 cigarettes" reference

@puppydoggaming.bsky.social starting shiva baby

you know what it is

han's making dinner

hey is it just me or does mario look like a fuckin' asshole in golf clothes?

i haven't been been posting dinner pictures this week but LOOK AT THIS. it's my birthday and Hannah and Ashley made me a frosted animal cookie white chocolate cheesecake. If you are coming to my house/Fortuna this week and you want a piece, I will give you one as long as there is still some left

lefty made dinner

Hannah and I went to Byrd and Barrel today for dinner and the food was AWESOME. Would recommend

hannah made dinner

hannah made dinner but i was really hungry and i forgot to take a picture. i'm not really cut out to make food content. this feed was supposed to be a lot hornier

bought these bananas yesterday, really excited to eat them in 2026

hannah made dinner

the customer who just messaged me on fetlife to tell me they were surprised i was bisexual will live rent-free in my head forever

hannah made dinner (@puppydoggaming.bsky.social this could be us but you playin)

ASHLEY made dinner?!

hannah made cocktails

hannah also made brownies

hannah made dinner

rockstar tacos made dinner

hannah made dinner but i forgot to take a picture of it

hannah had previously made dinner and now we are eating the leftovers in the park

hannah made tiny dessert (do not eat)

hannah made dinner