That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

Now the holiday has started! Here with the old shiny nosed peado! 👀 #WhereAmI Beginners Level

Big up the holiday-eve hotel beers!!

My favourite time of the year. Happy #June @jonesy73.bsky.social

BIG UP THE EUROPEAN PLAY OFF FINAL TO SEE WHO PLAYS THE EUROVILLANS! 💜🩵

My model for this year's Meccano show. He drives around waving his carry handle and cord reel at people and just generally being a cheeky fella.

Fifty three years of age and still buying a Villa shirt ( and maybe a hoodie ). FFS jonesy grow up and think about feeding the kids, upping the pension contributions and paying the mortgage off.

Love the new shirt, but what I really wanna know is…. Where can I buy this bad boy from? WHAT. A. COAT!

Right. Fuck the World Cup. Get the fucking fixtures published.

BIG UP THE VILLA! What a team. What a club. What a season. 💜🩵

BIG UP THE REALLY COULDN’T GIVE A FLYING SHIT VILLANS!! 💜🩵 * I’d love us to walk out with the Europa League Trophy.

Chalmers dead! RIP Used to love watching half an hour of sunshine and beaches from places I could never dream of going whilst living in cold and wet Smethwick.

Next time Villa are in a European final can you please remind me to book the extra days off to recover. Best regards Old Man Jonesy

Met the Chief @pjwilks.bsky.social

GOOD MORNING YOU GLORIOUS EUROVILLANS!! How are we all feeling this morning? Lots of sore heads at the airport. 💜🩵

The one and only @ianmsanders.bsky.social

For every Villa fan who has never experienced this before. For every Villa fan that has experienced it before and stayed with the club through thick and thin. And for those HEITS who has since passed. BIG UP THE EURO VILLANS! 🦁👍 💜🩵

Possed as a fart. Freiburg fans in such good spirits. Istanbul is not ready for what happens should we win tomorrow.

A mad night out after landing yesterday, followed by a cultural day of sightseeing. But now….

Errrrrr……another miracle has just occurred. It’s looking as though my lads are going to the Europa League Final. This definitely puts me in the running to be the next Pope.

Possibly the greatest email I have ever received. I don’t know how many miracles one can experience in one’s life, but I feel like I’m burning through my own allocation at an alarming rate. Still the undefeated luckiest man alive.

To be fair, a 1 metre penis is more than adequate.

Champions League again Olé Olé Olé #UTV #AstonVilla #UCL

I’ve never known a Villa crowd hang on a managers every single word. The reverence is tangible. It’s going to be an emotional five days, maybe even weeks!

If it makes you all feel better, yes. But he wasn’t. So there you go.

Was it always called that?

£28m net spend by the way. Everything stacked against us by the cartel who run the PL and PSR. We won that battle. Now to go and win that battle again. Glass ceiling well and truly shattered. Shove your 'Big 6' up your proverbial. #AVFC

ASTON VILLA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL ONCE AGAIN!! #avfc

Uh-oh!!!

BOSH!!!!!

We could’ve scored seven by now!

Can I buy a commemorative shirt for Salahs last away game?

UP THE FUCKING VILLA!!!!!!!

Big man like Kunté falling over due to a stiff breeze!

Hey Dom….continue the tradition?

That was Gerrardesque! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Take that you long haired wazzock!!! GOLAZZZZZZZO!

I’m surprised he didn’t give Ollie a second yellow.

Where's your yellow card, Mr Scrabble hand. Szoboszlai. #AVLLIV

Cunta. You heard me...

GOLAZZZZZZZO!!!!!!

That tifo looked great! Form is temporary. But class? Class is permanent. And we are class!

Time to put this to fucking bed Villa. C’MON MI BABBIES!!!

Just seen the lineup. Fuckinell! No injuries. No injuries. No injuries. No injuries. No injuries. No injuries. Is that how the rosary is done? It’s been such a long time!

BIG UP THE FINAL HOME GAME VILLANS!! 🦁👍 Goodbye North Stand! You’re as old as my support for Aston Villa. You were once the bright young thing, but now you’re simply past your sell by date. And I know the feeling.

On Friday 21 May 1982, after five years of being badgered, my Day finally took me to my first match at Villa Park - Aston Villa vs Swansea City. We won 3-0 and waved the team off to Rotterdam before becoming European Champions the following Wednesday night.

So those of you who received a code from Villa yesterday. What time did you receive said code? #LivingInHope

Staggering towards the finishing line, but I’m still convinced we’ve already done enough. UP THE BLOODY VILLA!

It feels like we’ve been stuck here for too long now. Time to put this nonsense to bed and get those three points Villa 💜🩵