BIG UP THE GMT VILLANS!🦁👍

It’s really only 9:09pm.

BRF with the assist!

I’d forgotten the Pornodwarf was still at West Ham. Lovely.

I need to replace a cartridge on a dripping tap and I’m guessing that this needs to be unscrewed to access said cartridge, but pliers/grips are not holding fast enough to budge it. I don’t need a special tool for this do I? Welcome to #PlumbersCorner of Bluesky FFS

Dreadful news about #swfc We came close not so long ago. I don’t think I’d gloat even if the rags from B9 were in this position.

WHAT A SLEEP!! Awoken from the sleep of the righteous. The day can only get worse for here. Marvellous.

“Fucking leave me alone!”

As they say in the old Dutch town of Go Ahead Eagles “Het is zoals het is”.

It’s being played like an FA Cup 3rd Round tie, in FA Cup 3rd Round weather.

Home from work late. Missed the goal. FEWMIN #EmeryOut

BIG UP THE EURO VILLANS!🦁👍

The inside of my Marmite lid is looking back at me. NOT a euphemism.

Opta Stan. Maccabi Tel Aviv have had 2 match postponements in the last 266 days for public disorder. Aston Villa haven't had 1 in 50,080 days (since 8th September 1888, Football League Matchday 1, the birth of global league football). Home or away. Gaslit.

Just seen the Buendia goal. The ping from Cash, the touch from Digne, the placement from Buendia.

Matty Cash. MOTM. Against Tottenham.

If anyone is running a ‘Bastard List’ can we please add Carpet Gripper Rods? I’ve spent six hours over two days lifting these fuckers up. Yeah they keep your carpet in place, but the pain and discomfort they also cause means they must have been invented by a Tory. #BastardList

Cheers mate means a lot 👊🏻😎🍆

This woman must have one solitary tastebud which only recognises the flavour of sniffing glue 😂 x

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Maccabi Tel Aviv fans were banned because of information from Interpol in Europe, who passed it on to the Home Office, who gave it to the Police, who banned them. Is our Government really going to endanger the safety of our citizens just so it doesn't upset Israel?

Nawty lunch. Half for now. Half for later……or probably immediately after the first half. *definitely

BZ still knocking it out of the park. 🦁👍

BIG UP THE BALLET!

John 1:6 There was a man sent from God whose name was John.

Over to you @ianmsanders.bsky.social

Checked out. Going home. Bugger!

BIG UP THE LUNCHTIME BEER!! Better etc.

A beast of a machine. Runs almost silently. #HendiToaster

The Golden Hour begins, on the balcony, overlooking Valletta from Sliema. Happy weekend everyone! BIG UP THE BALCONY BEERS!!

Of course the Prime Minister of Malta drives a car built by Villans. 🦁👍

Death rates in England & Wales were at record lows this summer, despite heatwaves. Mortality in 2025 is at or near record lows, except for males age 45-64, who are still experiencing death rates higher than any year from 2011 - 2019. From CMI Mortality Monitor: www.actuaries.org.uk/learn-and-de...

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In the month of the 100th birthday of Margaret Thatcher, let us pause to reflect on what a cruel, heartless twat she was.

AVFC Adidas Spezial range dropping on the 16th!

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLAZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MALEN! MALEN!! MALEN!!!

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLAZZZZZOOOOO!!!!! MALEN! MALEN!! MALEN!!!

#ClubFreddo 🐸

Welcome to the next exciting episode of: “Oh no - It’s Alan Smith!”

BIG UP THE SUNDAY LUNCHTIME VILLANS! 🦁👍 Not going. Knackered. #ShitFan

Oh my god. Have I Got News For You just referred to this completely false claim as a fact!!

Youngest Cub returned to uni. Hopefully the return journey is as kind as the outward one. 😮‍💨

200 games. 115 wins. #unai

Flight prices to Istanbul in May 2026 are starting to increase!

BIG UP THE EURO VILLANS! 🦁👍

Happy National Blasphemy Day! The day established to recognise the right to freedom of expression and to challenge religious beliefs without fear of persecution…. So, good luck with that.