got you some chocolates. don’t worry about the title

They put a cat in overwatch

Donkey Approved Shrek Waffles (2007-2008): A line of frozen, buttermilk waffles released to promote "Shrek the Third", featuring full-color images of characters from the film printed onto the middle of each one.

gold medal skippity paps

Yaaaaaaay

One good thing that came out of this conversation was that she admitted, for the first time in 30 years, that she had been a bad mother to me after the divorce, and that she didn't prioritize me at all when I should have been at the top of the list. So that's nice.

I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

I NEED to convert my mom to fujoshism to save her mental health

The weather was beautiful (above freezing) today so I jumped at the chance to do some errands with the windows down, blasting nerd music while sucking down a frappucino

Tested out AOCS as an alternative to Buyee since Buyee won't ship R18 books by completing my Yatorie-san collection 🥰

I love you, breakfast

かりむちゃん

Second time I've stumbled across someone almost definitely talking about my fic and gone "well that might not have been me, maybe someone else wrote the same thing. I shouldn't assume."

Thank you crewel sensei ☺️

Oh my god, goodbye to a real one. I was there at the first store in Royal Oak, when we were packed in like sardines into a tiny storefront with two floors. A member of the birthday club for many, many years. I'll fucking miss you, man.

Experiencing a childlike broken-heartedness after eagerly waiting two weeks for my stickii album to arrive so I can finally organize my stickers, only to discover that it doesn't come with any pages.

A whole new world! A new fantastic point of view…of holiday training?! 🐫💪 Pre-order Disney Twisted-Wonderland: The Manga – Book of Scarabia, Vol. 1:

My mom texted me at half past midnight to tell me she emailed the PM of Canada to "ask for help" because doesn't know what else to do about the cabal of elite, ultra-rich, child-raping monsters running our country into the ground.

Throwing a party RSVP

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

WHY CATHERINE OHARA!!! WHY NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

CATHERINE OHARA....NO.....

Love to see someone getting consistently downvoted in r/outerwilds for saying the writing was bad and the characters weren't endearing. Fuck you, get out of here. Taking up my sword on Kelsey's behalf.

30s is better for fandom because now you have big girl money to spend on your stupid waifus

Sorry, back up, I'm going to need to know more about this Sprite Goblin

What's going on. Why would you assume the author wasn't reading the comments if they don't reply.

haze

Poka-yoke is here #pigeonsky

I'm so glad "pretty girls doing violence" is back. Step aside, Elsa. Your days are numbered.

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

お目目痛いだね

Wretched beafts

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Girl c'mon.

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Swans, any Swan will do, and the Alt theme is #Pigeons&Doves set by @robcrank68.bsky.social ~ going with the Alt today with a very judgemental Pigeon 😂😂 waiting for breakfast 🪶🦉 #birdingWales #ukbirding #birdphotography #bluesky #birdsofbluesky #EastCoastKin #pigeon

And my favorite #MourningDove for the #pigeons&doves alternate #BirdOfTheDay

i know i said now more heavy shit but i cant just scroll past an american girl meme. sorry to out myself as an american girl girl this way.

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

Okay I clocked out for the weekend we are now on yaoi lockdown no more heavy shit!!!! I do not see the news!!!

Alex Pretti was a good guy with a gun. Notice how good guys don't unholster readily even when hit. They see guns as last resort. If a mass shooting had occurred, maybe Alex would have saved the day as 2A activists love to claim. But we'll never know because his gun was used as an excuse to kill him.

I can't properly express how badly I wish I own this. It looks like it's going to be amazing.

Boy I've had just about enough of this winter stuff