I have joined Fat Fighters ..."My name is James and I am a Fatty"

I turned down free tickets to The Kenny today...A good decision. I'm so done with this bullshit...They can shove it up their arse.

Good riddance Ian Huntley.....Karma....

Right...Cometh the hour and all that....Come on England !

South Africa in all kinds of a pickle here ..#T20WorldCup

South Africa v New Zealand....May the best team win....(That's South Africa but they have a habit of choking) .

It will surely impact the Middle East races though ....Can't see them happening.

What do you call a Scotsman with the 2 Bob Bits ? Bravefart .

What a terrible pity about Neil Sedaka ...A true gentleman and pop genius.....Such an amazing body of work and a wonderful voice...

Well dome to the 159 people in Gorton who voted Looney....Kudos !

Save water.... Drink Beer......

Man flu seems to be waning ....Maybe I might even manager a beer later ?

West Indies are the dark horses here... They are absolutely battering Zimbabwe (who also have won every game so far.).

Well played ZIM...Wow...That was a fantastic game ....Underestimate Zimbabwe at your peril....

Zimbabwe are really on it ! Sure it's a dead rubber game but they are really laying down a marker here...

Luton were utterly woeful last night.. Completely gutless, pathetic, utter dogshit. It's so depressing. We are going absolutely nowhere.

The Ausies are dumped out the World Cup after failing to progress out of he group stage ! IRE v ZIM being a washout ended any mathematical chances they had !

ENG are gonna beat the Jocks at T20 Cricket but make no mistake, They are bang average ....

The TMS comms team are ripping into Oman who appear almost as shit at Cricket as we are.

England are so dogshit at Cricket.

@crickether.com I can't wait to see your take on Clare Connor ....

Fucking hell...It's all kicking off in Gerrards Cross....

This is way, WAY too close for comfort ENG. What the fuck ARE you doing ?

@pamnashes.bsky.social What did you make of that Pam ?

184 feels a bit disappointing to me .. I'd be looking for 220ish against this opposition but 185 really should be out of reach for Nepal..

ELG going reasonably well do far.....

SO ENG get their World Cup going. Nepal really should not cause an issue (despite being 5-1) but this is ENG so you never know.

Good morning guys. What are we all up to today?

Luton winning !

The Jocks on the receiving end of a hattrick !

A cricket World Cup? Not another one !

310/4.....That's going to take some getting. Well played Afghanistan. VERY well played.

Oh...Now they have pressed go !

Afghanistan are not losing wickets but they need to be going harder . I fear they are playing themselves into a holes here.

Make that one wicket!

This AUS v ENG World Cup Semi Final is really good! It's too close to call . Runs wise AUS can do it but only 2 wickets left...

@kevinhowells.bsky.social Hi Kevin, The Surrey army call Ralphie "Herb" I believe he was a Jazz band leader !

My closest friend is dying of cancer...He has days to go.... I've been asked to go and say my goodbyes as it will be family only from Monday (if he makes it). I've visited twice a week throughout but I'm just not sure about this . It's gonna be really hard...He was ok last week...

So the Ashes debacle is over...Players flying home....(I hope it's cattle class) The next embarrassment is booked in for three weeks Sunday when the T20 World Cup starts!

Time for some Community Garden Radio 📻 with Shaun W Keavney!

Another Ashes failure incoming. Well played Jacob Bethel though. Has Baz had his day ? Maybe he can stay white ball coach. I think Rob Key has to go . Alec Stewart could be the man but Surrey need him !

So this is what I've been up to...

Channel 4s coverage of AFCON is absolute dog shit....They don't even have presenters at the ground or even in a studio....At half time we just get shots of the fans queuing for their hotdogs...If you're gonna cover it do it properly...

So what's been happening while I have been away ? Luton have actually started winning games ENG won a crazy 2 day Test Match I am back at work It's blooming freezing !

Another humiliating defeat heading our way....Am I talking about Luton or The Ashes though ? Well Luton aren't playing today but if they were I could well be talking about them !

And right on cue we did....

England are in a promising position after day one. I'm sure if we try hard we can find a way to toss it away tomorrow....

After being absent from the garden for a year...I'm a community gardener once again and am currently listening 🎧 on the train from MFC !

With Hitchin going down last season there is no Boxing Day fixture. I can't face watching Luton ...It's just to depressing. No BD racing at Huntingdon or Towcester either. Might go to Mallory Park for the Plumb Pudding meeting !

Another woeful performance from Luton. It's just so depressing.