Don’t pay rideshare prices this New Year’s Eve! Take advantage of free fares on Metro bus and rail from 8 PM on December 31 to 2 AM on January 1. 🎉

I’m so happy to hear nochebuena fireworks tonight. Love my neighbors 💫 #fuckice

Ha Wordle 1,649 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wheee! ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The shortest day to the longest night marks the beginning of winter and the long slow return of the sun. Take a moment today to feel the shift…light a fire if to invite the sun’s impending return. The hibernal solstice is more viscerally powerful than Christmas and New Year if you’re open to it ✨

That Trouba hit going unpenalized is…horseshit. Baby Boy Leonard must be protected. #AllCaps

Ok, is there an #AllCaps community on here?

The worst, truly the worst, part of teaching is when you do not succeed in saving a kid, no matter how hard you tried. wjla.com/news/local/j...

Girl dinner of a different sort. A head of lemony roasted broccoli, quinoa cooked in chicken stock, fresh parm and cherry tomatoes.

Girl dinner can be pretty excellent.

I did not have “dig broken glass nestled into leftover Chinese food scrapings by hand out from INSIDE THE FOOD DISPOSAL/INSINKERATOR” on my calendar this evening. It was an impromptu adventure from which I inconceivably came out of unscathed.

🚨🚨🚨THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS THIS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4. 🚨🚨🚨 DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏 ⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️ YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HEED MY WARNING!

What is the farthest north and south you have ever been? NORTH: Harbin, China (which isn’t really that far north weirdly) SOUTH: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

Strange day in national politics. MTG stays ideologically consistent and therefore resigns. Trump kisses Mamdani’s ass in the Oval Office. I’m confused.

This is an excellent listen and the parallels and rhymes with the current moment in American politics and governance are fascinating. #Throughline podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Happy new Ken Burns documentary series release day to all who celebrate!

Amusing font/spacing/design choice.

Well, AI or not, that hits pretty close to home.

I adore random moments of human connection, especially when they’re unexpected. Like today the young Metro Access Van driver grooving HARD with me, singing lyrics and head bopping, at a stoplight (we both had our windows open) to RATM’s “Killing in the Name of”. A sign of the times, perhaps… 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

Hey @tmbg.bsky.social, if you didn’t already know how much impact kids music actually has, check the text exchange with my oldest daughter (who is in her third year at college 🤯). Plasma! 😂😂😂

After school today I hung out with my 13yo daughter, talked on the phone to my 18yo daughter AND my 21 year old daughter (both in college), AND chatted with my father on the phone as well. It was a good evening. ❤️

Kid3 is listening to a Green Day CD on the boombox she received for her 13th birthday yesterday. What year is it again?

I don't want to see soldiers in the park I don't want to see soldiers in the dark I don't want soldiers doing mulch I want no soldiers in the gulch I don't want soldiers raking leaves I don't want soldiers in DC

Kid3 and I are in there somewhere!

Thank you to all the amazing neighbors who came out to help both observe the checkpoint and warn folks both north and south of this today. Between this and last nights actions at Coolidge…it truly feels like we’re living in a police state.

My heart aches to have witnessed this tonight.

❤️❤️❤️

“We’ve got a sandwich for you!”- the absolutely most devastating thing I’ve heard yelled at the ref tonight at the Spirit game

That’s me and @srfrjulie.bsky.social biking through. I’m the one yelling and flipping them off of course - anger hit me hard tonight. We later saw a convoy of Border Patrol SUVs further downtown, heading north. Dammit y’all this is just WRONG. #FreeDC

@ianlivingston.bsky.social question: any idea what the location parameters were for the WEA that was sent out last night with the Tornado Warning? I’m wondering if there is some sort of system gap, because some nearby friends received it and some didn’t 😬

Last pet photo on my phone…

Really fantastic films make me so fucking happy. Go see #Mickey17

Good morning to everybody except whoever it was that decided DCPS is finished with Winter Break and back at school today.

What the fuck, Abdul.

THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING OUR CATS

Women supporting women! https://usa.rugby/news/usa-rugby-announces-transformative-gift-from-kyniscas-michele-kang-2024730?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR29XLkbquPIeUwZdbgtM9YPgJDGDN3r8DzC2llckNqwQjRITxk6itx3nyQ_aem_uot5YgnwiRX1U4uv6gIGrw

‘77-year-old Florida man’ Brilliant, @washingtonpost.com just BRILLIANT https://wapo.st/47kGmFX

Tap…tap…tap… Is this thing on?